Urodynanic bladder test

Has anyone had urodynamic testing done? Several years ago I had it because of some over active bladder issues. The best part was that it was a female tech.(They asked which I was more comfortable with, so of course I said female.) When I had it done I had been examined enough times in the past that it was still enjoyable, but not embarrassing, but this was different because it involved my urinary functions and included being exposed for a prolonged period (30-60 minutes) and that made it more embarrassing and more exciting. In my fantasies she would be training another female how to do the tests, but of course I didn't get that lucky.

So I'm sitting in the lobby waiting when finally a slim woman, about 30 and fairly attractive comes out and calls my name. I follow her back to the room as she tells me she's going to do the tests and I explain I've never had them before.

The room has a special chair that reminded me a little of a dentist chair, except for the special recepticle for collecting urine at the foot. To the left of the chair was an instrument table, to the right some test machines and a stool for the tech to sit on. She stood there arranging the instruments and told me "I need you to take off your shoes, pants and underwear, but you can leave your shirt and socks on." So I slipped off my shoes and pushed them under a chair by the wall, then took of my pants and laid them on the chair. No the fun part really begins..... I slip of my boxers and laid them on the chair. I just stood there for a minute or two while she started laying out the catheter. It felt strange to be standing naked from the waist down with a woman I just met a minute ago while she went about her work.

After that she told me to sit down and empty my bladder into the urinal at the foot of the chair. I asked if I could stand to do it, but she said I had to sit because that's what the machine was calibrated to. After I emptied my bladder with her standing there (embarrassing, but great) she had me lay back and explained she would be inserting a catheter. I knew it and though it stings a little going it, I loved that she would be handling my penis and focusing all her attention on it. She had a little trouble getting it in which made it take longer which was even better. Next she taped the catheter to my penis so that it wouldn't slip out during the test. Finally, she lubricated a small sensor, spread my cheeks, and inserted it into my rectum. Who could ask for anything more? This woman I'd know for about 10 minutes had seen and invaded all my most secret places.

For the next 45 minutes or so, the test consisted of her injecting sterile water into my bladder, taking measurements with from the sensor, asking me how full I felt. It was great not only from the embarrassment of talking about everything that was happening, but also because I'd watch her look over at my penis every few minutes to make sure the catheter hadn't slipped. Finally she kept filling until I told her I felt totally full, then she had me urinate out around the catheter (they use a pediatric one so you can) to measure the volume of my bladder.

The only thing left to do basically was to remove the catheter, so of course she had to remove the tape first. I loved having her describe what was coming, knowing she'd be handling my penis again, and it was even better because she commented that it helped that I wasn't very hairy down there and asked if I trimmed. I told her did, adding to the enjoyment of the embarrassment.

But I got an added bonus because they don't just pull the catheter out, they use a machine to pull it out very slowly so it can measure the length of the urethra. So of course it went slowly with her and me watching it the whole time as it came out of the end of my penis.

All in all it was probably the most enjoyable medical experience I ever had.

Interesting. Thanks for sharing it.

What caused you to need the test in the first place -- what sort of symptoms?

Did you ever get an erection during the process? How often was it done?

What was her attitude throughout the procedure? Do you recall what her title was?

Where do you live?

Thanks again.

What led to the urodynamics was just some overactive bladder issues. I some times wind up feeling the urge to go before my bladder is really full or I don't feel like I'm completely empty afterwards. After the urologist had done cystos and everything else they wanted to check to make sure it wasn't due to something more serious, this was just the last step before officially just writing it off as overactive bladder. So I only did it once.

I didn't get any sort of erection, even though I was excited by it all and enjoying it. I think worrying that I'll offend the person and spoil a good thing probably keeps me from getting an erection in any real medical situations. Plus, all my actual experiences have been treated pretty clinically by the people involved. If they enjoy it at all, they keep it to themselves, so the fantasy is always a little more exciting than the reality, even though the real thing is usually still great.

Her attitude towards the whole thing was very relaxed and casual, to the point that it seemed as normal as interacting with the cashier at Walmart in some sense.(Though obviously its way different.) Having her talk a lot really added to my enjoyment of the whole thing because it kept me constantly aware of how "embarrassing" it was. If she had just sat there quietly, I might have tuned out a bit and it not have seemed as vivid or real. For example, her commenting on the fact that I didn't have much pubic hair, asking if I shaved, telling me it would hurt when she pulled the tape off, etc. Even a bit of slang like saying to "make sure my thingy was pointed at the urinal when I emptied my bladder". It made it more personal, which made it less clinical, which made it more "embarrassing" which was more fun for me.(It the pseudo-humilliation aspect of medical things that appeals to me.) The only thing that could have made it better would have been if the "training another woman" part of the fantasy had actually happened.

I'm not sure exactly what her title was, the doctor and the people scheduling the appointment always just described them (both the male and female techs) as "nurses who are specially trained to do the tests". I don't think she was a full RN, but she might have been like an LPN or maybe just a well trained med tech, I'm not really sure.

Since I get a little paranoid that one of my service providers might read these boards, I like to keep it generic, so I'll just say that I'm from the Midwest part of the US and leave it at that.

"Since I get a little paranoid that one of my service providers might read these boards, I like to keep it generic, so I'll just say that I'm from the Midwest part of the US and leave it at that."

Understood. Thanks for the info.

It's been a strange journey for me to get to this point of enjoying all this, and I had no idea there were so many other people that had the same interests. Its nice to find a place like this where I don't feel like I'm the only one, so I'll keep sharing.

I wish I could afford a procedure like that... I've thought about going to the doctor for my next physical wearing a diaper so they'd see it and ask then maybe send me for that kinda testing

I just got this done. It is the most hands on penis medical test there is. They insert 2 catheters up the penis and one in the rectum. The nurse cleans your penis thoroughly and then lubricates it and lubricates your rectum before inserting the 3 catheters. Un fortunately my nurse was over 60 years old but she was female.

When I did it, it was to test the volume of my bladder, and to see if a medication affected that volume.

They had me pee so my bladder was empty, then gradually filled it with water. When I got uncomfortably full, I peed it all out again and they kept track of the volume. I did this once, then they gave me some meds to take for four weeks, and I came back and did it again.

I have a growing prostate and they need to know how much pressure is being applied to the bladder. I will probably have a prostate operation.

I've had UDS tests done 3 time sin the past, and may possibly undergo a 4th test soon, and I look forward to it. I agree... it is THE most hands on medical test around, when it comes to handling genitals and penetrating the urethra and anus.

My first experience was with an RN who did these day in and out... she was friendly, yet a little bizarre, but demanded total and complete exposure.... I THRiLLED in ebing so stripped and helpless in that setting, forced to pee, filling the bladder, emptying it, doing it all over, and then she started to withdraw urine from the tiny catheter with small syringes.... all in all, very humiliating, and i loved it. Some time later, I had it done again, but by a male technician, but I was able to convince the previous RN to insert the catheter, as she never hurt me. About 2 yrs ago, I had to have it done again somewhere else, and this was exciting... a very pretty technician, friendly, talkative, gentle, and up on that special urodynamic table, as she stood between my legs, very close access to my groin, and managed me perfectly. She had to fill me twice, in order to get the testing done correctly, which made me squirm.

As she finished the testing, she took out the urodynamics catheters and asked if i would mind if she inserted a red rubber catheter to drain the bladder faster... I said ok, and I hope she didn't see the anxiousness in my voice... I was hoping she'd do it a few times... having someone between your legs and managing your urethra like that IS SO WILD. So, I look forward to the next one.

Monurol1,

did you happen to discuss with the nurses what sort of training they had in order to do these tests, and what they thought about doing them?...did you think they enjoyed it more than most nursing procedures are enjoyed by the women who perform them?

There is a long running audio tape cassette series sold on subscription. These were (prior to Sirius) a monthly source of information for the physician as they traveled about. One segment dealt with this subject urodynamics. The presenter had a novel way of studying voiding patterns etc ( novice clinicians pay attention here - something to add to your armementarium) what he did was to obtain a metal beaker (any metal container would work) and taped a microphone to it. Thus the patient could urinate alone with only a beaker and wire. Amazing results - he called it Tinkle Tunes and provided examples. Geeez I doubt this would be considered en classe by our stethophilic colleagues! There is also an old book on this topic that uses simple geometry to do what sophisticated machines do today.

DrLaennec (ClinicalUSMLE in Yahoo chat)

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I have a growing prostate and they need to know how much pressure is being applied to the bladder. I will probably have a prostate operation.

I had Evolve laser surgery last December. It was a great in office procedure, very little pain and very little inconvenience. My prostate was reduced from about 40 grams to about 15 grams. Bother score from 26 to 1!

I strongly suggest having the surgery as soon as possible. Any other action is just a temporary fix. I would also suggest finding a urologist who can do a laser procedure. I prefer the one I had (I researched this) then the red light procedures and finally the PVP Greenlight. Study this and learn all you can and get on with it. You will not be sorry.

Speed

Al C, yes, I did brush the surface of talking about the UDS test with the technician...altho I was very cautious... she was a very pretty woman, maybe mid-late 30's, I learned a lot about her home life (she talked about an imminent divorce, kids at home, etc), but I did manage to very cautiously bring up how others view this test, and she said there are always a "few freaks out there" who like it, and with that comment, I sorta backed down and didn't pursue anything further, for fear of being labeled as such... I'm sure with the number of people she does each year, there are gonna be a few whackos like me who DO enjoy it, but I didn't want to be the talk of the office that day. However, it did make for fun thoughts and fantasy for a few weeks after, because the entire procedure was exposing, humiliating, complete management of me, and forced me to do unmanly things that are not normally done, and i LOVED IT.... now, thinking how I can get myself into that position again!!!!

Shis, sorry your procedure was that painful.... I wonder why they distended your bladder so much... it shouldn't be to the point of pain, just uncomfortable enuf that u have to pee terribly... I had my bladder filled a number of times, and I find that when u have to tell them the various stages of bladder filling and feelings u get, to be very powerful... I've had UDS studies done three times, and they were NEVER painful at all.

I had my test about two years ago for overactive bladder. I did get an erection while the catheter was in. I apologized, but the nurse told me it happens often and to not worry. At the end of the test they measured pressure and flow. There was a bulb sensor in my anus. When I peed, the urine ran down the catheter and onto the floor. The nurse said it was pure water and to not worry.

I've had this done twice. both by a overwhelmingly beutiful nurse...

first time I came in with a Foley (was in ED night before for ongoing urinary retention) but could pee when I left.

the 2nd time she took the first cath out did the test and I coudln't even empty the fluid she had put into my bladder...

went home with a foley again... both times were very arousing but no inaproriate behaviour 😢

I had urodynamics done once. I had a female physician do the test which was inserting a very thin catheter then filling my bladder and x-raying me as I let it drain into a hand held urinal. I think it was called a voiding cysto urethrogram. No bulb inserted into my rectum....too bad, would have made it more fun.

Thanks, looking forward to mine next Friday

Thank you guy's, loads of interesting information here.

I have had this done a few times as I have had some ongoing issues with urinary retention. Despite multiple tests, urodynamic tests & cytoscope, and foleys, they have have never figured out what is causing the periodic retention, and it just seems to get better by itself.

But anyways, my first urodynamic test was very arrousing. I was given an enema by this very attractive nurse, which was embarrassing, especially as my dick hardened. And then the little anal pressure sensor and putting the fluid in my bladder, it was quite an interesting experience. Being controlled and commanded by this nurse/tech was quite sexy.

My second time was not as great as I came in with a 20fr foley still in, and after it was taken out for the test, I was unable to void the fluid she put in my bladder, and the pain of a rather full bladder before she could get a foley back in ended any arrousing part of that procedure.

Not at this moment in time no

I've always wanted to have this done to me! I wonder if there are any play doctors with a set up this advanced! I love the idea of being experimented on and urodynamics really seems to push that to the next level. Add more restraints and some nitrous oxide to keep the patient mildly sedated and it would be a pretty perfect scene!

Medicalboy

You could not do a urodynamics test with the patient sedated. The whole point of the test is to see how the patient responds to bladder filling and emptying and you can't do that sedated.

Medicalboy,

The process involves you reporting sensations to the technician. Sedation would interfere with both your perception and reporting.

Sister in-law had this done years ago she said the urologist old man with gray beard didn't have a very good bed side manner she said he wasn't gentle at all.

From what everyone said here about the test and from what I found on line, I am as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. I think my GP wants me to see a urologist to see why I have to get up 5-6 times a night to pee and he mentioned a urodynamics test. I already had a cysto last year because of trace blood in urine. (turned out to be one kidney stone after an ultrasound) I was knocked out for the cysto, so there was really no embarrassment on my part for that test. Now I am scarred that I might get hard with all the handling that's gunna happen. My GP is gunna call me next week for an appointment with the uro doc.----PS-I am 71yo

This surely seems like a procedure covering most of my interests / desires 😃

Problem for me would be my rather strong pee-shy bladder.

I could be filled up to the point of pain, and not able to release because of this issue.

So this kind of test would simply not work in my case.

I HAD MY FIRST UDS about YEAR AGO. An RN age 68 did it. She asked when was my last BM. I told her that due to my bowel resection I had taken an 8 oz. bulb enema before I came in. She inserted a catheter up my rectum pretty far, then another up my penis into my bladder. Both were connected to a computer to measure pressures and give graphic read outs. She filled my bladder with sterile saline, then drained the bladder. They determined that I could voluntarily only empty 50% of my bladder and they had to cath the rest.

Since she was close to my age, I felt comfortable with her and she was an absolute sweetheart. My urologist said I had to self-cath 3 times a day from now on, or the urine would back up the ureters and do kidney damage. I told him privately how great the RN was and he smiled and said, "I thought you'd like her." I felt a bond with her and wanted to hug her, but thought that might be inappropriate.

My urologist scopes my bladder every 6 months to look for any other malignant polyps and I cath 3-4 times each day. I hope to run into Mary Lou (the RN) on one of my visits to thank her for her gentle ways.. Overall, a good experience considering I had imagined a torture procedure.

Yes. Best part was the pretty nurse sitting between my legs, in stirrups, and gently removing the probe from my anus and wiping me.