My recent colonoscopy experience...
After I made my appointment to have the procedure done, I made the mistake of researching the topic online. Well, as you would have it, I completely panicked as some of the stories about memory loss from versed really got to me.
Fast forward to the day of the procedure, I reluctantly asked the nurse if they would administer just a minimal amount of sedative as to enable me to watch the procedure on the monitor. To my surprise, the nurse quickly stated that the doctor is actually in favor of light sedation for patients. My only fear at that point was just the pain factor. Not knowing how it was going to feel had me very worried. So much so that the nurse even commented about my high heart rate. I simply told her that I was a bit nervous. She understood.
The nurse went ahead and took personal information while her assistant inserted the IV. Another nurse then came in and rolled my bed down a long corridor to the procedure room. There, I was introduced to the doctor and a VERY young female tech (she must have been 19 years old). The nurse then administered 2 mg of versed and 100 micrograms of fentanyl (pain killer). The best way I could describe the feeling is such as having had a couple of beers -- just a very light buzz.
I was instructed to turn onto my left side and bring my knees up half way to my chest. The tech them lifted the sheet from my bottom and the doctor performed the rectal exam. He then inserted the scope, but I did not feel it going in.
I decided to keep a close eye on the wall clock just to see if I experienced any memory lapses. I figured that as long as I was able to see the clock moving I was in control of the effects of versed. It worked!! Exactly 2 minutes into the procedure, the doctor indicated that my appendix was visible on the screen. I was thrilled to death knowing that he had already reached my cecum - the end of my large intestine. At that point, it occurred to me that I had felt absolutely no pain whatsoever. In fact, I couldn't feel anything at all! No cramps, no discomfort, nothing!!
My view kept alternating between the wall clock and the monitor. Since the sight of colon was not of particular interest to me, I mainly focused on the clock. Well, approximately 12 minutes into the procedure, the doctor announced that it was over. Upon informing him that I felt absolutely nothing, he indicated that "men are easy" and that women mostly have difficulties due to factors such as pregnancies, longer colons, surgeries, etc... He then informed the nurse that I would not need any sedation for my next colonoscopy, which he recommended I have done in 7 - 10 years.
In retrospect, the prep that I had to endure the day prior to the procedure was by far the worst part. The procedure itself was actually somewhat exciting. The feeling of relinquishing all control to a half dozen medical staff members was something that I would be willing to pay for 😃