Is there a procedure that you'd like to have?

@bbw4doc, about five years ago, she did have some problems with bad cramps during her period, and at random times in between periods, something which she never had before. After a couple of months, she did see a gynecologist, and the gyn told her it was most likely being caused by the IUD, since there were no other symptoms and the pelvic exam was normal. She was told that if the problem persisted, her IUD would need to be removed. Luckily, the cramping issue went away after another month went by, and at her follow up appointment a few months later, the gyn told her that the IUD can stay in, but if the cramps come back, it would need to be removed.

The cramps never returned, and since she has had no issues with the IUD since, she wants another one. It is by far the best form of birth control for us, with one of the highest rates of pregnancy prevention, with no hormones. She didn’t like the pill, she hated the side effects, which were the same no matter which brand or dose she tried. So she decided to try the IUD after some of her friends that were using it suggested she try it.

I love the idea of the doctor conducting an exterior inspection before inserting the speculum, while saying reassuring things about what he/she is seeing and telling me that I am a cooperative patient.

@ZeldaToday said

The procedure that checks the bladder function. The labia is spread, and the patient is swabbed from clitoris to anus with betadine. She then is catheterized, and her bladder filled with saline. The catheter is removed, and patient must void in view of technicians, labia held open, clitoris exposed and introitus winking, into a measuring container to see if the patient can fully empty her bladder.

It is impossible to perform this procedure without the anus being in full view.

Oh, the crimson-faced humiliation of such intimate functions being performed under scrutiny!

That bears ZERO RESEMBLANCE to how a urine-flow test is performed.

That bears ZERO RESEMBLANCE to how a urine-flow test is performed.

How about to a Med/Fet urine flow test?

You can do whatever you want in a play medfet urine test. What Zelda described has no resemblance to a real urine flow test.

That bears ZERO RESEMBLANCE to how a urine-flow test is performed.

Susie,

Just curious - what's your description of a current real urine flow exam? What's different?

Eric

Susie,

Just curious - what's your description of a current real urine flow exam? What's different?

Eric

You have a small catheter inserted in the urethra to instill saline at a predetermined rate to find the maximum volume your bladder will hold before you can't hold any more. You have a catheter/probe inserted in the anus to measure anal/rectal pressure/clenching. All this time you are sitting on a commode type device and when you expel the device measures the urine and gives a graph of your volume out-flow rate as a function of time and nobody has to see your genitals or spread your labia at all while the test is being run. It all gets recorded on a computer.

Thanks. I'd never seen one of those. Sounds much more up to date and controllable.

The test has been done that way for YEARS.

Have any women members experienced or desired the “bulbercavenous reflex test”?

I’ve never myself, but it sounds incredibly intimate: the doctor stimulates the clitoris (or the glans, for men) while a finger is inserted in the anus. The finger is there to sense the reaction (clenching) of the anus in response to the stimulation. Apparently it’s done to check for some kind of nerve or spinal cord damage.

Have any women here undergone a cervical cone biopsy? What was it like? Was there any pain from the local anesthetic when it was injected?

I would like to be with my girlfriend as she gets pre op sedation for egg retrieval and then the light sedation for insertion a few days later so we have quadruplets

"...colposcopy, hysteroscopy, IUD insertion or any of the other numerous treatments/investigations that are routinely done."

No, no and a BIG fat no.

Over the years I have had numerous gyn medical procedures. Starting with a pain(s) in my abdomen. I had been having female problems for several months, spotting and discomfort. I was still going to my pediatrician. He agreed to examine me and found a cyst. He prescibed birthcontrol, 3 pills a day for 3 days, then 2 pills for a week, something on those lines (who can remember and it does not matter at this point).

Well I am SURE I did not follow the doctors orders 100%.

Eventually I told my mother and went to a gyn. I had a couple of gyn exams in less than one year after my pediatrician finding the cyst.

One night the pain got so bad and I had not eaten anything substantial for a couple of days, my sister rushed me to the nearest hospital.

Zero appetite should have been a clue.

The experience is etched in my mind.

Absolutely nothing sexual about it. At 16 it was not fun, not sexual.

Now in the hospital, late, very late Thursday night, eyes glassy, skin sticky. Lots of pain, they gave me a shot of demerol. The only bed was on the nursery ward, so high as a kite, wandered down to see the babies, clutching the back of my gown.

The next morning was like a whirl wind.

I hadn't been in a hospital since my tonsillectomy at age 5. At the crack of dawn, a nurse comes in to prep me, I'm still groggy and no one has told me has anything. No explanation, nothing. Except the are going to do a D&C. They did all sorts of orher things, check my blood coagulation, took my nail polish off etc. A huge list of things. I said, I this is a lot for a D&C. They told me just in case they have to operate.

In addition to having a cyst that turned gangrenous, woke up sometime later that day, turns out my appendix was about to burst. So they took my tube and ovary too.

I was there 9 days. Given all kinds of shots. Many of the nurses were just horrid for no reason. There was only one or two pleasant nurses during my stay.

I have had saline injected into my bladder after they painfully shoved a cath inside, they've looked inside my bladder with a camera, laparoscopy (sp?) and other rectal exams for varous reasons.

An IUD sounds gruesome, in my 20s, "all" the girls where I worked seemed to have gotten one. The thought of one makes me ill and squeamish. No, no, no.

There are many more details and procedures. However, being split open and left with a 12 inch bikini scar, no I am not looking forward or wishing for any more real life female medical exams.

Now kink ones, yes.

I’ve had an HSG done twice. For me, the procedure itself uncomfortable, but no severe cramping or pain. The part that was most uncomfortable was having a room full of people, being naked from the waste down, feet planted on the corners of the radiology table, legs wide open, and several residents from radiology, reproductive endocrinology, and ob/gyn observing the procedure. The entire team was very professional, just kinda weird to hear the radiologist describing what he was doing to me, in detail, and taking questions from the students.

Yes, I gave written consent for the residents to be part of the procedure.

Back to original question, cystoscopy and colonoscopy, and in office procedure prep for colonoscopy are things that I fantasize about my doctor performing on me.

GynoPatient77,

What is an HSG?

Eric

Hysterosalpingography. I believe it is used to see the shape of the uterus by injecting a contrast fluid into the uterus through the cervix.

Hysterosalpingography. I believe it is used to see the shape of the uterus by injecting a contrast fluid into the uterus through the cervix.

A HSG is used to check whether the tubes can be passed. It's one of the most grueling gynecological procedures that is regularly done without anaesthesy and a rather early part of fertility treatment.

N.

I’d like to witness egg retrieval from my girlfriend also. Including the re-insertion procedure. From the undressing to the positioning onto the examination chair and the laying back with her legs spread wide open

Well, there are several people I know suffering from cranial-rectal insertion...and I would like to see that condition reversed

Well, there are several people I know suffering from cranial-rectal insertion...and I would like to see that condition reversed

Tom, very original. 😀. Too many people have their brain and asshole reversed

I’d like to witness egg retrieval from my girlfriend also. Including the re-insertion procedure. From the undressing to the positioning onto the examination chair and the laying back with her legs spread wide open

Re-insertion is not too bad, but egg retrieval is done under general anesthetic nowadays for a reason. Are you going through a fertility treatment process at the moment?

N.

I would like to have a colposcopy. Even though I no longer have a cervix, I want to know what my vaginal cuff looks like. I can't find any online pictures of what it looks like after a woman's cervix is removed. I also want to see how my vulva looks when magnified.

Sorry for my approximate translation

After a total hysterectomy suffered by my wife, I can reassure cassieST that the vision I have of its corp has not changed, the external appearance of its sex of its vulva is still as erotic.

It has to be sweet for first sexual intercourse just after the operation but I would say that after six to eight months we had reports as intense as before the operation if not more, maybe by the fact that its vagina Or shorter and the impression of feeling the bottom.

I quote my wife with all her annual gynecological appointments and I could see the interior of her vagina except the collar less there is no difference in color, texture, appearance.

@CassieST This is indeed intriguing.I've seen many photographs of cervices, I've felt my wife's cervix, but I have no idea what it looks like after the cervix is removed.

I'd like to have an intravaginal and pelvic ultrasound done on me. It's amazing how expensive they can be as I'm just finding out! My pcp was a little concerned with some irregularities in my cervical cells so she wrote me a script but, because there's no evident outward problematic symptoms I'm experiencing off-hand, I'm going to postpone it. The prospect of being examined 'intravaginally' is/was exciting so I'm a little disappointed I'll be putting it off for the time-being. I'd really like to know what's going on 'down there' on such an intimate and physiological level. My curiosity has been peaked but, I have to put my health priorities at the forefront and, due to some other health issues going on, the ultrasound just wasn't at the top of the priority list.

My curiosity has been peaked but, I have to put my health priorities at the forefront and, due to some other health issues going on, the ultrasound just wasn't at the top of the priority list.

Just postpone the ultrasound for a while until there's a time you don't have any worries or issues on your mind so that you can enjoy it to it's fullest.

About how expensive it is, well, don't mind the price for once and treat youself this exciting experience. ;-)

I'm still relatively young, so many of the exams I read about here are foreign to me. But I suppose some of them will happen to me in time. I'm just glad that we have such advanced medical knowledge in the 21st century! I would guess that during any such intimate exams I'll mostly be hoping simply that I'm healthy... but knowing myself as I do, once I get home and over the next days and weeks, I'll probably relive the exams many times... could be quite exciting, maybe even part of an upcoming play exam!

I want to be in widely spread knee crutches with foot supports, completely draped. Then an extra large speculum being inserted while the doctor encouraged me to relax,the letting it sit inside of me for ten minutes while my cervix are numbed then played with using a sound.

I would really like a colonic experience. I have a friend that said that she felt very well after the procedure, so I would have a go in the near future.

@wrccbr what kind of colon exam would you like to have?