A procedure revisited without the weeks of discomfort but the knowledge of what happened on the day, and to make the most of every moment of it. A few months after getting married I managed to get chronic cystitis and spent several miserable weeks off work before I was given an appointment to attend the local hospital for a cystoscopy. Fortunately my husband worked there and we were moved to the top of the list. I had managed to read about the procedure and by the time I was at the hospital I was filled with fear of the unknown medical activities and a moderate sexual excitement.
We were taken to a small room and a nurse went through my medical records and said that I should get undressed and I had about 15 minutes to get ready for the operating theatre. My husband kept me calm as the nurse helped my off with my clothes and helped me on with cotton over shoes, saying that they had no socks back from stores. I just stood there as the nurse fiddled with the stethoscope on my back and chest, and being turned on because my husband was trying to hide an erection.
The surprise was just how friendly everyone was, but that was because they all knew my husband. I was totally naked and chatting about the price of shopping and felt quite relaxed, that was until the hospital barber knocked on the door. The nurse arranged paper towels on the examination couch and got me into position. The barber, who had been chatting to my husband, introduced himself as Jim and said he was going shave me completely and got me into position.
It felt quite strange to have fingers tugging to stretch skin to remove short curly hair with an open razor. Every stoke of the razor gave off a sound that I thought was erotic and in no time at all I was free of hair. Jim looked between my legs for quite a while and then lathered up the brush to soap me up. He was so gentle and good at his job that my skin felt like velvet. It was one of those moments that sex was designed for. The nurse washed me to get rid of any soap traces and remarked on just how good Jim was.
I felt no embarrassment at being naked apart from the cloth shoes and a paper hat to stop my hair falling down. I was helped up onto the table and settled down with my bottom at the edge. I was opened up and painted as my legs were placed in the knee rests and foot slings. I felt quite odd laying there being looked at by these strangers who could see everything I owned. My vagina was checked out and a speculum was chosen to insert into me, and I really didn’t need any lubrication.
Feeling the speculum open me up very wide seemed to wake my clitoris up ever so slightly and then I was packed out to stop anything going into my vagina. A narrow syringe was eased into my urethra and I began to feel the liquid working. The first sound was offered up and inserted while I was asked if I felt OK. The second sound, bigger than the first, was eased in, but it was tight. The sound went in and out a few times, but it was decided that maybe I needed to be asleep.
The stretching of the urethra was without doubt just a pure sexual sensation, and I was glad I had not much feeling down there. I must have been out for an hour and was brought back to the real world with a nice cup of tea. Everything had gone to plan and I was as healthy as could be. I sat on the bed naked only because it was so hot and the nurse was fussing about preparing a gauze pad and elastic net knickers. She went off to get something and I couldn’t help showing off by giving a wicked pose showing my smooth pussy. I admit we did kiss and cuddle but it was hands off the sticky bits.
Going home in a taxi with a gauze pad and net knickers made me wet, but there was nothing I could do about it until I was told that everything was back to normal. A couple of weeks passed by and I was given the all clear but I did tell my husband that we had to leave intercourse off for another week or so. He couldn’t control himself and suggested oral sex for me. All I had to do was lay back and enjoy the memory of the sounds being pushed gently into my urethra. Yes, that was so good!