Recurrent true story from my childhood
Mum walks past daughter in bathroom
"Are you "doing" in there? Are you doing a doo? Are you constipated?
"No!"
Minutes pass - she still hasnt come out of there
Door opens - panic - terror!
Mum stands there with suppositories or soap-piece and vaseline
Turn around - get down on all fours. I'm going to `doo' you!
"NO! I don't need it!"
Come on, head down, bottom up! now!
"No! I'm not constipated!"
You've been in here (x) minutes and you haven't done a smelly -I'm not letting you stay in there for hours, and I'm not letting you go until you've done a smell...
Cry if you must, too bad- it's going in!
1. http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/summary/play.cfm/crumb.1/crumc.0/sound_iid.165803
(as the finger goes in)
2. http://www.sfxsource.com/previewframeset.cfm?Product_ID=23665
(as the finger comes out)