Well...let’s just say...it was the experience from hell. The better question to ask would be, what exactly went well?
A little back story...I spent 4 years of high school battling ear pain. Orthodontist, dentist, and family doctor diagnosed swimmer’s ear, TMJ, grinding teeth, etc. The day before I was set to leave for college, my mom asked the million dollar questions, “how come her wisdom teeth haven’t started to come in and where are they going to fit in her mouth? Mom agreed to pay for a panorex, but orthodontist decided not to charge her for it after looking at it. All four of wisdom teeth had grown in horizontally in my gums, underneath my back teeth. Nerves and other tooth structure had wrapped themselves around them. Orthodontist sent me that day to oral surgeon. Oral surgeon wanted to get me on the outpatient surgery schedule at hospital for next day. My mom’s response...they’ve been like this for years...what’s 4 more months?!?
I crammed 5 finals Into the first 2 1/2 days of finals week. Packed up my dorm and headed home early to have my wisdom teeth removed a 10 days before Christmas. Because I have asthma and the impacted teeth were described as worst possible scenario, I had to have them removed in the hospital’s outpatient surgery center. Good thing they did surgery at hospital. The breathing tube irritated my sensitive airways and set off asthma. Nothing like waking up with a mouth packed with gauze, chipmunk cheeks, still disoriented, wheezing, and a post op nurse continually asking me what’s wrong? Even if I didn’t have the physical barrier of a gauze packed mouth, I’m not sure I could have formulated a response with the anesthesia cocktail still wearing off. Luckily, anesthesiologist was standing nearby and jumped in. Spent the rest of the day taking breathing treatments, iv prednisone started.
I ended up being admitted. The pediatric residents weren’t really familiar with wisdom teeth removal complications...so they were continuing the ridiculous question and expected response scenario. I had a little dry erase board and wrote down, what part of severely impacted wisdom teeth removed do you not understand?!? The massive doses of prednisone to control the asthma meant my body wasn’t responding well to the usual post op pain meds...ended up with a morphine pump. After 3 days, airway finally settled down and I could be released.
The fun didn’t stop there though...my first out of hospital follow up, oral surgeon had to open up all four incisions...I had dry socket in all of them. The steroids were slowing down the healing process and created a high risk for the dry socket. I lived on rx pain meds, antibiotics, steroids, breathing treatments every 2-4 hours, inhalers, spaghetti with meat sauce, mash potatoes, soup, milk shakes, ice cream, pudding, applesauce, and oatmeal for most of my first college winter break.
About four days before returning to college, I was finally off everything but nebulizer meds, inhalers, and occasional during night dose of prescription advil.
It’s been 34 years, and I can still recall the majority of the nightmare.