I recently had my first full physical examination by my current doctor, a female. I am male. We are both in our 30s. From seeing the other people in the waiting room, I can guess that most of the patients who frequent her practice are elderly, so I like to think that I am the only person near to her own age that she has examined in a while.
All of the other exams I've had from other doctors, they either had me just take off my shirt for most of the exam and pull down my pants when neccessary, or strip to my underwear, or wear a hospital gown (with underwear under it). Not this time. The nurse who led me into the exam room told me, "Take off everything." I've read enough stories on adult sex sites to figure that when they say that, they mean everything. While later on it occurred to me that it might actually have been fun to make the doctor make me take off my socks and underwear after starting the exam, at the time I didn't think of it.
The nurse left the room before I undressed and left me with not a gown but a paper cloth, basically a giant napkin, saying it would "go around me." The hell it did. It was not large enough to wrap "around" my body, and I doubt it was designed to be. All it was good for was covering up my front side while my backside sat directly on the paper-covered exam table.
As I sat there, waiting, I noticed that the blinds of the window were open. I didn't bother closing them, though; this room was on an upper floor of a building with no closeby neighbors of similar height. Someone would have had to use a telescope to see in, and if they were that dedicated, then, hell, let them look.
The nurse had left a pair of rubber gloves and a tube of KY on the counter right in front of where I was sitting. I thought about what those might be for. I also wondered whether it was the nurse or the doctor who was going to use them. The nurse was a much older woman and not someone I'd think of in a sexual way. But the doctor... What if those were for the doctor? I was soon sporting an erection under the cloth.
Again, hindsight is 20/20. While now it seems like it would have been interesting to be erect when the doctor examined me, at the time I didn't know if it was going to be her or the nurse. I thought about other things until I went flaccid, like whether or not it was good to listen to the iPod while I waited. I decided against it, since I thought if they came knocking and I didn't answer, they would go away and make me wait even longer.
Then I looked down and noticed that while I was hard, I'd apparently produced enough pre-cum to make a small wet spot on the cloth. I folded it over to hide this, and held it to make sure it stayed folded.
Outside, I could hear what I think was the doctor's voice, and I think she sounded surprised. I remember that this appointment was originally supposed to be about something else she is treating me for, and I asked for a full physical later. I wonder if this was the first time she found out she was going to be giving me one.
So, it turns out to be the doctor (not the nurse) who comes in. She asked me a few questions and checked my ears and throat (commenting on my very sensitive gag reflex). Then she had to leave to go get a stethoscope. More waiting.
When she returned, she listed to my heart and lungs and then had me lay down and put my hands over my head. I am not only ticklish, but also being tickled is one of my kinks, so having my belly, chest, and armpits exposed like this made me naturally anticipate tickling. Of course, I didn't get it.
She felt around at various points, pushing and prodding, on my sides and abdomen down to my thighs. At one point she paused to re-adjust the cloth to make sure it didn't fall off and expose me. How thoughtful. Then she briefly (too briefly) examined my feet.
After this, she had me sit back up, and she went over to where the gloves and KY were. Now I was really, really, curious to see what she was going to do with them. She re-confirmed my age, which I am guessing is what determined what kind of exam I got next. I'm guessing that based on my age, I got examined for testicular cancer. If I'd been over some age, it would have been prostate and the KY would have been needed. As it was, she just felt my balls for a few seconds and told me to get dressed.
I am being treated by her for a couple of conditions that will require me to see her regularly. I admit I am somewhat sad that there won't be any legitimate excuse to get another one of these physicals for at least a year. I wish I could have one every time. Actually I wish she would "make" me have one every time.
This is what I got.. like I said, I would really appreciate any improvisations on the theme I have provided.