Farting

Love my enema/suppository fetish but i also enjoy farts.

I have always wondered why we don't mind smelling our own farts but can't stand to smell another persons farts. Farts can be either odor free, a mild odor or a very strong, lasting odor. It seems everyone else has an intense odor smell when they fart but our own intense fart do not bother us. It's fun to Google or watch YouTube fart videos. The average person farts 14 times a day.

Heck yeah i enjoy farting!! i enjoy mine as well of other people "sometimes" there's some that are like "what did you eat" is there something rotting in there?" i have tried smelling womens farts but i dont know its funky smell.

Do I enjoy farts? I don't like feeling bloated with gas, although with the enemas we take, built up pressure is never a problem, the small amount of gas easily is expelled.

I agree with Chris who said we don't seem to mind our own farts but we don't like others.

My Master farts straight into my mouth and I have to swallow them.

I like letting go and am less inhibited about it at my age now. My wife is the same way. I do like watching and listening to women fart on web site that offer that.

This is a fun topic. I once heard that "Farts smell so that deaf people can enjoy them, too." Never forgot that, much to my wife's chagrin.

Enjoy them? How? Sniffing? Lighting? Bottling?

This is a fun topic. I once heard that "Farts smell so that deaf people can enjoy them, too." Never forgot that, much to my wife's chagrin.

That is great! My Lady and I just laughed nearly to tears! We always try and fart each other out of the front room and sometimes the bedroom. Unless it is just a nasty fart from some sloppy unkempt person, I can usually enjoy a good fart!

Farts can cause quite a giggle session in this house. If they are terribly smelly, that is not good. There have been a few times a room has been cleared because of someones fart.

There have been other times in bed, when no amount of fans blowing could clear the air soon enough. lol

Then I just need to make sure and get sub cleaned out. Even if the farting was problem.

Yes, I enjoy farts. Especially when my fiance and myself have had beans and we both end up clearing any room we're in with his brothers

Personally, I love to fart. It actually cleanses the soul, or at least in my opinion. When I was growing up, my brother and I, together with my Dad, would occasionally fart, which drove my Mother insane. But, if we said "safety" then it was OK. If not, my brother or my Dad were allowed to punch (whoever) in the arm. Sometimes silent but deadly failed to have the correct response of "safety", but it was a fun game. I miss my Dad ... he farted a lot ... don't ask me why.

Farts are hilarious, it's funny when she farts but when I do it, it's apparently smelly and disgusting...

I really like to fart. It is fun, but you do need to be careful and decide that what you are about to pass is only gas. Otherwise there is major embarrassment involved. Had a couple of near misses and that is as far as it goes.

My wife gets mad as hell when I fart around her. She's flamed my ears with a few choice words on more than one occasion. Our 7 year old son jumped in our bed the other night when we were watching TV. He must've let one go, and it was ripe. My wife immediately started giving me hell, then our boy started giggling. I took that opportunity to let one rip, and it sounded just like one of those German MG42 machine guns on Band of Brothers...ZZZZZZZZZZIIIPP!!!!! It burned like pure fire coming out too. My wife ran both of us out of bed, and hosed the room with hair spray because we were out of air freshener. We slept on the couch until 1AM, and she came and woke us up to come back to bed.

There is a saying in Spanish (loosely translated) that a fart is the soul of a pinto bean going to heaven.

My Boyfriend makes me do this for at least a half hour before I am allowed to suck his Cock

Human farts can be minimized with some self control. Although silent ones can be as offensive as audible ones. That said, no human fart is as bad as the ones that the laborador retriever that we had some years ago. As a result we have had cats ever since.

I actually enjoy the sensation of the gas moving around in my rectum, and the feeling of passing it, although if anyone's around I try to keep it quiet if possible. I find that after playing with anal toys or even more so after an enema, I produce a lot of gas, which is a very pleasant feeling. If I or my partner happens to fart with each other, we just say "excuse me" and otherwise ignore it unless we're in a playful mood and we may comment. If we fart (or queef) during sex, we both just know it's normal and either ignore it or chuckle a bit. I actually like it when she queefs. It's a nice time to tell her I love all of her and keep playing.

Did you ever wonder why girls don't fart? Here's the answer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

I like to let a silent fart that really starts to stink when my wife will ask me, 'did you fart ? My answer is always the same, "of course I did, do you think I smell like this all the time?" We always get a good giggle out of this.

I knew there was a scientific reason, pixman! Can my GF get an initial evaluation appointment with the Women's Internal Decompression people? ???

Eric, a queef is a vaginal fart but of course you knew that . Myself I was very amused by farts when in grade school. Now however less so. It's just breaking wind as it were. Just physiologic but nothing special.

Sure, I enjoy a good fart.

George Carlin said, "Farts are fun. Farts are funny. Farts are shit without the mess."

As weird as it is, yes I love fart!

At one time, long ago, when I was a callow youth, I thought they were funny. Now it's just how you spell RELIEF.

Fart? Oh yeah, farting’s one of my favorite hobbies.

I did it a lot when I was little….only my mom or sister would direct me to the bathroom. It was the same routine: I’d stand around the toilet for two minutes , then flush it to make it sound realistic. I eventually trained my anus to swallow the gas back up, making an amplified stomach-growl sort of sound, causing me physical misery and raising a few eyebrows. That’s how it was for the next 25 years; my family never taught me that there’s a distinct difference between just cutting one and actually having to go.

I went through a couple of phases of intentional farting during my middle-school years, but what finally got me brave enough to rip one proudly was the film “Fanny & Alexander,” by the Swedish director Ingmar Bergman. There’s an early scene during the family Christmas party sequence, in which Uncle Karl shows the children a new way to blow out candles. Why, that guy could even make actual organ notes with his rectum! It blew my mind and got me to try producing a few. I was in my thirties, and the lion’s share of farts were the buzzing-lips kind from my boyhood, but there were one or two that I really prized—especially my “machine gun fart”….it was actually my constipated fart, but I’ve avoided Ex-Lax and prunes just so I could do it more often.

I’d always tried to develop one that sounds like it came from a brass instrument, preferably a trumpet or trombone. I’ve now gotten to the point where my most common fart is like a flutter-tongued trombone. I did a lot of secret experimentation to try and mute the sound, and I can now let one fly simply by pinching my buttcheeks together, so I can still carry out what’s really considered scientifically to be an important body function.

Ten years ago I had major gastrointestinal surgery which partly involved removing my gallbladder, and ever since then farting frequently has been an unavoidable thing for me. But over time I’ve found that very few of them even smell—in fact, only maybe 7% or 8%. I haven’t had mixed company or relatives comment on the smell.

Today I’m living alone, and I’m cuttin’ ‘em about 60 or 70 times a day…someday I’ll even work up the courage to forget discretion and proudly rip one in public!

By the way, I never understood people's hangups about using the word fart. I mean, it's been in all our dictionaries for the past century--at least. It likely wasn't till the 80s that the s-word and the more famous f-word received such a privilege.

I never comprehended why the Disney people had Timon tell Pumbaa, "Not in front of the kids." Then again, I suppose that if "sexual intercourse" was said, there'd be just as big an uproar.....

Oh, the other day my sis and I were at our parents' place, preparing for a Labor Day garage sale....I got gutsy and intentionally blew one pretty audibly; she asked if I had to use the bathroom. Things haven't changed in 50 years!

Maybe it's changing the nappies of her grandchildren (ages 5, 2 &1) that blurs the distinctions for her.

I like licking the anus husband. Also he likes. But I get angry when he farts in bed !!!