Memorable blow jobs -- How, Where and When?

She will suck whatever she wants to, as hard as she wants to, and as long as she wants to. So @gwhap is there a problem? 😉 😁

No problem here. I was trying to be nice - didn't want to anyone to think that Susie has a big mouth 😃 😃

No problem here. I was trying to be nice - didn't want to anyone to think that Susie has a big mouth 😃 😃

I am laughing my ass off.

I am laughing my ass off.

@Moppys_jalopy

Be careful about laughing too much of your ass off there - seems a few here on Zity would not mind taking off a piece your ass themselves in response to some of your comments!

@Moppys_jalopy

Be careful about laughing too much of your ass off there - seems a few here on Zity would not mind taking off a piece your ass themselves in response to some of your comments!

I invite them to take their best shot. In fact I'll give them 25 minutes to knock that shit off. In the meantime when was the last time you got paddled?

How: The traditional way, me on my knees.

Where: My parents house.

When: My boyfriend's 16th birthday.

What a happy birthday

It would take a pretty big mouth to get around a bumper.....wouldn't a TRAILER HITCH be more realistic??

I don't have to get all around the bumper at once. I can suck the chrome off a little at a time until it's all gone.

Susie that's a good one

I don't have to get all around the bumper at once. I can suck the chrome off a little at a time until it's all gone.

Sounds like you might have an exciting new career as a chrome tester for a plating operation

Most memorable is probably the first time I orgasmed from getting head. I’ve had countless attempts before which all felt great but never actually got me over the edge.

Most girls were either too careful or too enthusiast at first, some of the latter to the point were it became painful or overly sensitive.

Until a girl who was 4 years my senior unexpectedly started to blow me after watching a movie. She knew exactly how to get me to orgasm hard and fast. Think she got me off in under two minutes. Felt like I was exploding as I came in her warm mouth, and she kept sucking and stimulating in the most perfect way during my orgasm.

Many years ago I was doing street work in West London.

It had been a very quiet night, and I was just about to go home.

A very expensive sports car with blacked out windows had driven past a couple of times. It was quite obvious from the type of car that it was a wealthy owner.

As I started to make my way to the bus stop to get the night bus home, the car came past again.

It stopped a bit further down the road. The door opened and the driver got out, followed by a girl who started walking towards me, she asked if I was working, and if I would like to join her and her client.

As we walked back to the car , I explained as I always did, that I was pre op trans, to save any possible embarrassment or problems.

She said that she would speak to the client, but just to keep my knickers on and do oral, and use my hands. We both scrambled into the tiny cramped seats in the back of the car. It certainly wasn't very comfortable with our knees tucked up virtually into our chins. Through the mirror I would catch glimpses of the man in the passenger seat watching us. He somehow looked very familiar, as we spend off out of London.

We drove for what seemed like an age , until we arrived at a large , very plush hotel in the country.

Once in the hotel, I recognised the man in the passenger seat as a very well known footballer, who often made the newspapers as a playboy, and also for frequently cheating on his wife.

After all drinking many bottles of champagne, eventually the other girl suggested we give the men a sexy dance.

We ended up in our underwear with the men lying on the bed watching us.

We slowly removed the clothes from the footballer before giving him a hand job and blow job.

Eventually the other girl finished him off by riding his cock whilst we played with each others boobs.

Eventually the other man said that he had ordered a taxi for me, as the other woman was staying for a while. He slipped an envelope into the back of my knickers as I got dressed again. Before I got into the taxi I nipped into the hotel toilet and opened the envelope, as it was rude, and courtesy not to open it with the client present.

There was more money than I have ever seen in my life, so I went home in the taxi feeling very happy.

I have always promised that I would never say who the client was, but afterwards whenever I opened the tabloids and saw stories of his cheating and playboy image, it never surprised me, but I always felt really sorry for his wife back home

I lived at home and commuted to college for the first couple of years. One of my girlfriends was also still living with her (very religious) parents, so our opportunities for sex were mostly limited to parking. She had let me know she wasn't ready for intercourse, and I wasn't too keen on trying that in a car, either, so we kept it to kissing, fondling, and oral sex...which she loved both to receive and to give.

"Alicia" would often wear a sweatshirt and sweatpants on dates when we were planning to park... Never going bra-less (her fundamentalist dad would have noticed that at once), but loose clothing was good for what we had in mind.

We'd find a dark residential street and park. On the occasions I received her mouth first, after some preliminary kissing, she would get on her knees in the front passenger seat, lean in and unzip me, then stroke and lick "Sparky" lightly before taking me into her warm mouth.

Alicia was *wonderful* at sliding and rolling her tongue as she moved her lips back and forth. I would pull up her sweatshirt in back, un-clip her bra, move it out of the way, and begin cupping, stroking and fondling her large and beautiful bare breasts inside her sweatshirt, as she continued to fellate me.

As I got closer to a climax, I would move my hands past the waistband of her pants and inside, alternately stroking her bare hips inside her panties and moving my hands to her belly, to stroke her there and then move them to the sides of her pubic mound, coming a little closer to her pussy lips each time, until my fingertips could stroke her wet vulva and slip inside, stroke her labia again and slide up into her crack, then start the cycle all over again... as she continued to suck me sweetly, a little faster, and I began thrusting.

We had a signal... when I was close to coming, I'd tap her on her left butt cheek, and she would quickly take her lips off my cock and grab a towel to take my climax.

But one sweet night, we were both really aroused. I had first given her two very long climaxes with my own lips and tongue, and she was ready for more even as she pulled her pants back into place and got into position to fellate me.

It was a very dark night, and the windows were really fogged up, so we didn't worry much about being seen... She nodded when I asked her about what I wanted to do, and went back to sucking me as I pulled up her shirt to let her breasts spill out and down, fingering her nipples and cupping those sweet tits, then actually pulling her pants back down to her knees, as she continued to suck me, as beautifully as ever and with a new urgency,

It really turned me on to be able to stroke and rub her soft body without her clothes in the way, while she sucked me... And suddenly, a sweet warm explosion pulsed through my genitals and I gasped as I shot jets into her mouth.

Her eyes were wide as she pulled back, and her cheeks were puffed out like a squirrel's. She coughed and spit most of it into the towel, then shook her head at the mess and said something like, "All I could think was, what do I do with it?!?"

I apologized and we scrambled to clean up and get her clothes back in place. She was really worried that her parents would find semen on her shirt, but we didn't see much there, and she ended up sneaking into her home, just in case.

I was embarrassed at having lost control, and felt inhibited for weeks afterward. But we eventually got to where we could laugh about the memory, and Alicia said that if it happened again, she'd try to swallow.

One of the sweetest orgasms I'd ever had up to that point, though...

Mine isn't nearly as crazy as some of the stories on here, but it is still the most memorable for me. I got talking with this woman online who was definitely old enough to be my mother. We were into the same things and gelled nicely. One day she picked me up from work (I take the bus there) and gave me road head while I drove back to my place. There was just something about receiving road head from a woman a fair amount older than me that was especially arousing.

We met up a few more times after that first time, but life got in the way on her end so we haven't haven't really talked or met up in months unfortunately.

We hadn't been married long, I was talking to my mom on the phone sitting on a chair in my pajamas. My wife came up and asked who I was talking to. I told her my mom, she said to tell her hi and then pulled my penis out of my on bottom. She got down and started to give me a blowjob. Didn't take long for me to get hard in her mouth, also it was very difficult talking to my mom on the phone at the same time. I ended the call and enjoyed the best spontaneous blowjobs I have ever received.

Unlike most men, I don't crave getting a blowjob - however, when I was a slender, lanky teen I was able to give myself a blowjob, and now here I am many decades later wishing I could do that again as that was really amazing - being both giver and receiver at the same time!

My most memorable blow job …. from a hooker in Las Vegas. Worth every penny!!!!

Since we had a snow day here today: Why did the snowman drop his pants? He saw the snowblower coming!!

Jen in Minnesota

My husband was in a sexless marriage and his ex didn't like to give a BJ ever …. and hadn't done it in decades.

Sometimes in the morning I get up before him and bring him coffee in bed. Occasionally I come in and he has an erection. We both sleep naked, he gets warm and kicks off the comforter and he is exposed. I bent over and start sucking him while he is still asleep. He wakes up immediately of course.

He moans and groans, and loves it ……. but typically doesn't cum that early in the morning. He thanks me later with a big grin ; )

I have had a few really memorable and noteworthy blowjobs, but to answer this topic, I will share the most memorable three times. One that comes to mind is when I was about 14 years old and it occurred to me that I might be able to suck myself, and I tried it and was able to do it. I spent about half an hour enjoying the first experience doing that 😃. Another one that stands out above most others, is when I was 16 at summer camp and I was in the back seat of the car going into town on a cold damp morning, with one of the camp directors and another adult in the front seat. We had a blanket on us in the back seat and the director was talking with me from the front seat and my friend Greg wanted to make it difficult for me to carry on a normal conversation with the camp director in a normal tone of voice. He put his head under the blanket and pulled my shorts and underwear down and started sucking me. At first I was fine but after a few minutes the sensations of his mouth on my erection made it difficult to speak normally, and especially when I had my orgasm. Lol. The situation is what made it so interesting and arousing.

And the last one I need to mention happened when I was working down in Argentina and was staying in a hotel in Buenos Aires. I'm a musician and after a concert I was out in the lobby talking with some people from the concert and after most had left, a guy in his late 20's came up to talk to me (I was in my late 30's at the time). He said he had enjoyed the concert and he was in music school and asked if we could grab a drink or coffee and talk a little. So we were having a few drinks and some food and then I said it's getting late and I should get back to my hotel. And he had not realized the time and misses the last bus available to get home. He asked if it was possible for him to sleep on the floor in my hotel room because he had no other option, and I felt obliged to say yes, and certainly not problem with me. We got to my room and I said I was going to take a shower and also said the bed is big enough for two to sleep in, if he was ok with that, so he didn't have to sleep on the floor. I went in the bathroom to shower and said to relax and find something on the TV. When I came out of the shower in my t-shirt and underwear, he was coming in the room from the hallway, with a bottle of rum and also coca cola and said he would make more drinks for us. The TV was on and lights off, he made us a drink and he took off everything but his underwear and sat on the bed and thanked me for letting him stay the night and that he really enjoyed talking about music with me. After a few drinks and watching some TV, he said he wanted to thank me for letting him stay since he missed the bus and would have had to sit in a coffee shop awake all night or walk around on the streets. I said it's no big deal and you already have thanked me by getting these drinks for us. And he said he didn't know if I'm straight or bisexual or gay, and that he is bisexual and he hopes that doesn't bother me. I said it's fine with me and I'm the same way, and he said he would like to have sex with me. I told him he didn't need to do anything like that to thank me. He took off his underwear and took mine off... I'm well endowed and fairly thick, and he was about the same length but considerably thicker than me. He said he doesn't last long and I started sucking him and he was right, he ejaculated in about two minutes. And he said he would do it again later but I should lie back and just relax a little. So I did..... and honestly he was incredibly good with his mouth and tongue, right from the start I was in complete ecstasy and pure enjoyment and pleasure. I was on the edge of ejaculating and he knew just how to hold back enough to keep me from cumming.... And kept me on the edge like that for over an hour, and several times I said please let me finish and he would say not yet and continue building me up more and more.... when I literally couldn't stand it anymore he turned his body around and put his penis in my mouth again and within a few minutes we both ejaculated at the same time and it was one of the best orgasms I ever had.

After a class reunion, one of my female classmates and I drove to a lane in a cornfield in my station wagon. After some passionate kissing, one thing led to another and we proceeded to disrobe and do oral sex on each other in the back of the station wagon! Great memories!

Mine was unparalleled. And I went back for it as often as I could after. She was an erotic massage therapist. She would stimulate the head of my cock until I literally begged her to stop because it was so intense. Then she would take me on her mouth to another level. Keep me from cumming and do it over and over again. This would go on for over an hour. When she finally let me cum it was an explosion like none before or since except from her. I’m a dribbler when I cum. Lots of cum but it dribbles out. With her I shot cum at least a foot. Over and over. She was a genius.

My shy inexperienced girlfriend and I went for a daytime hike in a park. Saw other hikers from time to time. Then with no warning she dropped to her knees, pulled my pants down, and started sucking my suddenly hard cock. I came, she swallowed, for the first time ever.

Mine happened on the first vacation my wife and I went on after our honeymoon. We had a private little cabana on the beach and we had been lounging on the sand and all of a sudden, I feel my wife yank down my swim trunks. This was unexpected to say the least and it was even more unexpected when she started blowing me. I usually have to plead to get a blowjob. And this was the best blowjob I ever had. My wife didn't neglect the balls either which are often forgotten about. The most thrilling part was, while this was at a private cabana, there were other cabanas around so the risk someone saw was present.

On the deck of a sailboat at green turtle in the abacos! it was a moon lit night. We had just raced that day and the rum was flowing. We had our first kiss, I went down on her freshly waxed pussy, and then she pulled my shorts down and gave me the best blow job ever. She tasted so sweet. mmm. There were about 5 other people on board too. They were below deck and passed out though.

I usually have to plead to get a blowjob. And this was the best blowjob I ever had. My wife didn't neglect the balls either which are often forgotten about.

I would have to say that is the case with me also so they are all memorable!

I was the giver.

It was 3 years ago, almost to the day, at a gay (clothing optional) resort in Palm Springs. i was 'lounging' in an isolated area and a guy approached me and we started talking. i had shorts on and i noticed Him slip shorts on before approaching me. One thing lead to another and He was standing at my side while i sat on the chair and sucked Him. He held my head and gently forced me to take and hold Him in my mouth, then released and told me: "I'm not really used to doing this in public," so i suggested we go back to my room.

While walking to my room, i casually mentioned that He seemed to have "a little Dom" in Him and He didn't respond, i even questioned if He heard me. When we got to my room, He quickly removed HIs clothes and sat leaning upright against my headboard on my bed, legs spread, making an obvious place for me. He guided me to lie face down between His legs and He immediately started coaching me on how to suck Him. His cock was big. Not massive, but an easy 8 inches with exceptional girth. He was one of those guys i sort of dread because HIs cock really makes my mouth stretch and makes me feel inadequate to the task. But His attitude was the most encouraging i have ever encountered. He kept up this constant, almost barrage of 'encouragement' mixed with coaching, saying things like: "that's it, you're doing so well, just a little deeper, just around the curve...," instructing me to take Him into my throat. He would say "look up at me," which was really awkward in that position, and would ask me questions He knew i couldn't answer with my mouth full. Yet, He'd look at me expectantly and i'd mumble something while He was in my mouth. Each time i'd follow His coaching and do what He asked, taking Him into my throat for instance, He'd gush: "Good boy!!, I'm so proud of you! Aren't you proud?" He was so real and sincere that the effect was powerful. Something in me responded and i couldn't try hard enough to please Him. Each time He encouraged or praised me, i redoubled my efforts. i was gagging, my eyes started to tear and my nose was running... i must have looked a mess, and i felt like a little kid craving to please Him. When He came, His cock was deep in my throat as i felt Him empty Himself into me. After, He lavished me with more praise and asked if i was proud of myself... and weirdly, i was. i felt both humiliation and elation at the same time, and complete adoration for Him.

Definitely the most memorable. And to this day i am a much more, idk, unselfconscious cock sucker. Something triggers in me now and i usually go at it with a full need to please.

It was during a very memorable hookup with a co-worker. Lasted all weekend then we realized it was a bad idea for a lot of reasons. Never happened again and our friendly relationship soured.

But the last moment in bed together was a Sunday morning blow job, never forget it, sunlight coming through the windows.

We were in 69 position, her gorgeous round tight little butt right in front of my face. As she deep throated me, I gripped her soft white cheeks and pulled them wide open with my thumbs. This intimate sight of her bottom was especially intense because of the oral magic she was performing on me. I became fixated on her adorable little anus, pink and tight and hairless and so clean. I touched her opening with the tip of my tongue and she began moaning without stopping her magic. The sensation of her asshole against my tongue was exquisite and I began to push the tip inside her just a bit, could actually feel her anus grip the tip. That’s when I exploded, maybe the most volcanic ejaculation I can remember. She kept going and swallowed all of it as I kept caressing her soft bumhole with my tongue.

We had a hard time looking each other in the face at work after that.

@SwitchableSusie said

You have to remember, my husband and I have known each other since we were 11 years old, know many of each other's conquests, and no matter who we ever dated or slept with at any time in our lives, we always came back to each other. We have been married 25 years now. We are totally secure in our relationship with each other and know the other won't go for the loaded three barrel shot gun under our bed. We are totally devoted to each other.

Susan, I never knew you cared! 😜

Seriously, Babe, that's really sweet. I would never trade you in for anybody or anything (even a new super-deluxe turntable).

Susan, I never knew you cared! 😜

Seriously, Babe, that's really sweet. I would never trade you in for anybody or anything (even a new super-deluxe turntable).

Wow! Now that's a promise! Perhaps as an interesting interpersonal kinky exercise, we should compare values of his preferred ultimate turntable versus perhaps (just semi-educated guess) a new top of the line gold flute? Other options? ???

Eric (former respectable post-college bassoonist, 114 year old Heckel bassoon, modest audiophile)

For us it has to be the day our daughter got married. We had dressed for the wedding, I had actually got ready quicker than I thought I would. This poor man was pacing the floor, dreading to give his daughter away and I noticed we had a bit of spare time. So I told him to pull his pants down, I pulled my dress up, got down on my knees and brought him happy endings. Little did I know I had my pictures taken with a cell phone.

We cleaned up quickly, some mouth wash and made it to church plenty of time for the pictures. Gives him 2 things to remember that day.