Anal Play Upsets?

I was talking to a girl friend the other day about anal play - and yes we discuss these things, haha, anyways we both noticed that sometimes after playing with dildos or other toys in our bums, our bowels seem to be kind of upset at us! They start really talking, gurggling and we feel kind of blugh...it's quite unpleasant!

My question to you folks is have you ever experienced this before? Do y'all know what causes this?

I would suppose that the stimulation and intrusion could be enough to start things moving. If so, why not just go with the flow and relieve yourself.

I suggest getting THOROUGHLY cleaned out first and not eating too much for several hours before extended play.

Yes, it is the stimulation that artificially starts the paristolic waves in the intestines. I agree with rain, best to go and relieve yourself. Clean up well after though so you can continue the fun.

Thanks guys. Although it sounds like I have to relieve myself. There is nothing to relieve. I guess I will have to go with Susie on this and have an enema before anal play. Even though I don't much care for them! Haha!

I was also thinking maybe my bowels were irritated because of the lubrication I am using? Hmmm who knows!

When deep exercises are planned , I take a pill against diarreha 3-4 hours before .

And when the fantasy begin I take (receive) a light rinse enema (sitting or standing up),

to clean my rectum and end of colon .

I agree with all the above, and can vividly recall an incident that almost ended in disaster. My partner and I had spent an idyllic afternoon engaged in naughtiness and afterwards, we decided to go out and get something to eat. While we were at the restaurant, I had a sudden wave of peristaltic action, no doubt brought on by the earlier anal minstrations. I excused myself from the table and made my way to the ladies'. Sure enough, I did need to evacuate. Problem solved, I thought, and went back to the table. Five minutes later, I was struck by the "blugh" feeling you so eloquently describe, GG. I knew if I even looked at food, never mind ate it, it would be the end of me. We hadn't ordered yet, so when he asked what I wanted, I just said a diet soda would suit me fine.

My biggest problem is that due to neuropathy, my body lies to me. You know that old saying, "never trust a fart"? Well that fits me to a T. Sometimes, when I think I can wait, I really can't. On this particular occasion, when the peristalsis kicked in again, I decided to ride it out. It was almost a huge mistake, and when I finally got the message and left the table, I almost didn't make it to the loo. Now I know, enema before, immodium before, and very little to eat until a few hours after.

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.

LD

You all will note that anal play with or w/o lubes will get the intestinal juices flowing much like the vaginal juices up front. (note the simularity of the smell of juices of a cleansed colon and vaginal secretions) These secretions are what glycerin suppositories cause your body to secrete. Also your descending colons inner sphincter will relax. Some anal play will churn up the whole length of the intestinal tract causing the more irritating fluids in your upper intestines to migrate down. This is why a thorough cleansing afterward followed by an Immodium (preferably before) is best performed.. I KNOW what neuropathy can do. It makes you prone to diarhea which makes frequent cleansings imperative and eliminating gassy foods (because you can't trust farts) But it's a viscious cycle since enemas stimulate the prostate.

Ladydocisin,

I am a diabetic, and when that urge hits it's now or else, I was on a fishing boat recently, and had the urge, but tried to ride it out, bent over to get some bait, and (you guessed it) ran for the head, had to lose my underware. (SE LA VIE.) I was just sorry that there was no one to take advantage of my delicate situation, and give me some releif,

As to the ugh feeling that too is a problem with me on occassion after to be upset, I drink some club soda and after several burps I'm good to go.

Well golly, with another play session on the books in two weeks, I'm glad to know it's not just me that suffers from these "inconveniences". I was a little perturbed on a recent visit with a gastroenterologist. When I mentioned some of my gastric oddities, he said "Oh, that's not important, we'll just take a couple of biopsies when we do your colonoscopy." Well, maybe it's not important to him, but it sure is to me. In any case, I'm looking forward to another thorough cleansing from my partner, and all kinds of associated naughtiness!

Not really. Before taking a penis or dildo anally, i'll give myself a few enemas to avoid this.

Ramott has a classis response................."because you cant trust farts"....totally cool

In terms of ongoing repeated anal insertions and stroking's as opposed to 'putting in place and leaving'. Years ago I found the activity did indeed as has already been mentioned, initiate peristaltic action in me, the very satisfactory and pleasurable never fail work around for me was and still is thorough clean out with enemas. After that, all that happens is occasional flatulence (gas passage) which rapidly dissipates.

G.N.

I like a few gly suppos before sex. After a few are in I enjoy the slow buildup of the urge. My wife got into enjoying this play and it got to be a joke between us when the gurgling noises in my bowels would start in earnest to was time for sex cause I was going to be hitting the toilet very soon.

I think it is like most things, get to know yourself better and your daily routines. If you know you only go once a day in the am try and play in the evening or know you need to do something to prevent an accident during play. Sometimes when I know I need to clean out before play I match a medium size dildo with my enemas. I fuck the enema out of me with the dildo which encourages evacuation and contraction of the colon. Pay attention to the times of day you usually go and how long it has been since your last one. After play I will often use a finger to probe out my ass while siting on the toilet to make sure my back side is clean. Often the lube and secretions left behind are enough to make you need to go or have an accident.

Best way to avoid an anal upset is with an enema i use a bike pump. It really doesnt matter what you use as long as you get water in your asshole. I always hold it for a few minutes i lie on the ground with my ass in the air. So the water is forced to go down my colon. It help clean out your colon more effectively than expeling right after inserting water. And i always try not to eat much so i prefer to do it in the morning.

Best thing to do is a rinse enema of salt and baking soda about 30 mins prior to anal play. 1 quart should do it.

Note: wait 3 full hours after a meal before doing any enema.

A warm soapy enema is always a good idea before anal sex. I also use a condom on the strapon or dildo just in case I didn't get it all out. Afterwards I wear a baby diaper to catch anything that may slip out

If you've already moved your bowels for the day, then a small 1 qt enema will clean out your lower bowel and prevent any accidents during anal play. If your bowels have not moved for the day, then its a new ball game.

Absolutely, I feel the same way GG! After a bit of anal play the bowels can feel a little rumbly!

Well after a good fisting, I have to be careful about passing gas for a few days. Even so I often have to change my underwear a few time. 😃

To stop the rumbling noise my solution is a large enema beforehand and a small relaxing enema after the intrusion.

Enemas work. I also take acidophilus (Probiotics on TV ads) daily. This keeps the GI tract running smoothly, by preventing unwanted bacteria from taking hold.

A former girlfriend had a similar problem and said it was because I ejaculated in her ass. She would get upset and loose bowels. She asked me to pull out of her anus before cuming after that, so I did and she stopped having the problem.

The only thing I've noticed is that often after masturbating or playing with a butt plug, I often seem to have excess gas for a few minutes after I get unplugged and try to evacuate right after the plug is out.

Eric

I would say the best anal play is after an enema, nice clean, empty and relaxed so nothing is being pushed around in you. That way when you are done you are very, very relaxed and will not have that blah feeling.

I don't even consider any anal play without one or more enemas. A quart or thereabouts to just clean the rectum for some shallow play. A quart and a half or so, repeated at least twice, to clean the sigmoid and descending colon for some deeper play. And if I'm planning on some really deep play, a series of two to three quart, until clear, to make sure that the entire colon is clean. Anal play is so much more fun when you don't have to worry about making a mess.

Oh you waked up an old thread.

Hearing noises after anal in most cases I would assume is trapped air. This happens when you gape (usually face down ass up position) and get stroked in and out. You can hear air going around and making noises for a few hours until it finds way out.

Other than that if you experience upset bowel after anal I would assume that maybe you have alergic reaction to either lube or toy material. (talking about stomach pain, intestines being upset) If you didn't clean yourself good enough then be ready to expect some mess.