Fake being sick

Haha faked sick many times.

I have faked feeling bad many times so I would get a rectal temperature, suppositories, and enemas.

I often faked sick for several reasons. Sleeping in. Watching tv, and rectal temperatures. I'd tell my dad i felt sick and he'd bring the oral thermometer. When that showed normal, I'd say i felt warm, sigh and hint about taking it the "other" way. If that didn't work sometimes I'd ask him to bring the baby thermometer and Vaseline.

I always acted like I couldn't do it myself and ask him to. I know he didn't like it, but I did. Sometimes when he asked if I needed anything else before he left for work. I, might casually ask if we had any suppositories. He would give me a couple of baby glycerin suppositories.

If I really felt bold, when he called home from work, I'd tell him I still felt bad and hoped I wouldn't need. To have an enema. He would usually come home with a couple of fleets and give, me those right away. If I wanted to stay home another day, I'd ask for a soapsud enema later

Have faked a few times when I was younger, like others till this day I'm not a morning person at all and usually go to bed around 7am as I work the nightshift. Nowadays not worth faking sick as my girlfriend is a nurse and knows the difference if I'm sick or trying to fake and it's not worth it for the severe spanking I have received doing it before!.

I was just the opposite. I tried to hide any symptoms as best as I could until I left the house. Otherwise, i had to stay in my pajamas or nightie and remain in bed for a good part of the day. Same thing with my younger brother and my cousin- Tara. But the worst part was the rectal temperatures before breakfast, lunch, dinner, and before bedtime. Before Tara and I had our bedrooms added upstairs, we shared my room with 2 twin beds. More than once, I can remember the bedroom door being left open, while being on my tummy, bare bottoms up, with the thermometer sticking out like a popsicle stick. Yes, my brother and cousin's bottom were exposed that way before the others went to school, but I was 6 years older than they were! So, from ages 11-13, my developing behind was on display for all to see, until Tara and I got our own bedrooms and bathroom, upstairs. Of course, mom made sure our new medicine chest included the extra rectal thermometer and our own jar of Vaseline!

I faked sick sometimes as a teenager but never had my rectal temp taken as a teen.

I did the opposite also. I liked school and did not want to be grounded (or get penicillin shots, which I always did for strep throat after hiding instead of taking some especially large and bitter pills).

At home I cheated on oral temperatures. My mom did not seem to notice, but usually sent me to the pediatric clinic that I had to go to until college anyway. There the rule was rectal temperatures until age 9. I naively did not think about the nurses noting something like cough but no fever on the appointment notes and the rectal temperature they took before age 9 showing the truth.

When I was 9 and a nurse took my oral temperature, she asked accusingly if I had kept the thermometer under my tongue. I was not a convincing liar, and she took it again in my bottom. The rectal temperature showed the truth. After that they took my temperature rectally until I was 15.

I recall a time when I was young, around six or seven. I tried to fake being sick, but it was not to get out of going to school or church on Sunday morning just watch cartoons on the TV. I faked being sick to have my temperature taken rectally. I had grown to like the sensations of a well lubricated rectal thermometer being slowly inserted and left in place for a long three minutes. I guess I also just wanted some one on one attention from my mother that day.

I walked up to my mother in the kitchen and said "I don;t feel good, I feel warm". My mother placed her hand on my cheek and forehead. "You feel a little warm, but just stay inside and rest today and you'll be fine" she reasoned. I went away dejected but not deterred. A little while later , I was back. "I think you should take my temperature, I don't feel well." I said.

"Oh all right, go to your room and I'll be up in a little while" she said. I was thrilled and headed straight for my bedroom. My mother came upstairs about 10 minutes later and went into the master bathroom and opened the medicine chest and got the family rectal thermometer, petroleum jelly and bottle of alcohol and some tissues.Mom came into my bedroom with the supplies for the temperature taking and chuckled. "I can see your all ready to have your temperature taken." she said

I was already laying face down with my pants and underwear pulled down, bare-bottomed.

Mom shook down the rectal thermometer and sat down on the bed next to me. She dipped the bulb into the petroleum jelly and spread by buttocks with the fingers of her left hand and moments later, slid the thermometer into the center of my anus and released my buttocks and timed off three minutes with her watch,it felt great. The bulb "tickled " in my rear and I tried to will a fever to happen, but when the rectal thermometer was removed, wiped down and finally read my temperature was normal.

"You little FAKER!" Mom said with a chuckle and swatted up up-turned bottom with her hand, before she pulled up my pants and underpants and told me to go play and that she had a lot to do.

I did not overplay my hand and knew I had dodged a bullet. Any other "sick games" would result in a real spanking and a suppository or enema.

I have two stories. Part 1 fits under this topic and part 2 fits under rectal temperatures for a punishment. Part 1: I think faking to be sick to get a rectal temperature really concerns parents and doctors. I would not fake to be sick but some people would fake to be sick to skip school like faking a high fever. People can fake a high fever by putting a heating pad to their face and holding a thermometer to a hot light, sit in front of a hot heater, or wrapping a heating pad to their forehead.

Advice for parents; if your child is faking to be sick to skip school, this is what you do. Tell your child that you are going to take their temperature. When you go to get the thermometer, don't get the oral thermometer; get the rectal thermometer. It makes no difference on how old your child is even if your child is 18. When you return to their bedroom, your child might have their mouth open. Just tell them to drop their pants and roll over. They might have the feeling on what you are up to and if they do and mouth back, just tell them to drop their pants and roll over onto their tummy or you will do it for them. Once their pants are down and the thermometer is prepared, separate the butt cheeks and insert the thermometer for the 5 minutes. See Rectal Temperatures for a Punishment for Part 2.

I am the oldest of 5 kids and my mom had the philosophy that, if you are too sick for school, you will stay in bed in your pajamas or nightgown. And your temperature wold be taken rectally, even if your forehead was not warm! It was a deterrent to faking sick!

I don't recall ever faking being sick.

No matter what, we were always packed up and sent to school.

Being sick, even if real was never a reason for a day off.

Chickenpox or one of the childhood diseases is the ONLY way out.

Sore throat, earache, stomach ache---forget it.

I faked being ill fairly often in middle school and high school. Not only to get out of school, but also because I really enjoyed having my temperature taken rectally. The added attention was a nice touch. But the chance of getting a rectal temp taken was a big motivator for me. I had to act congested and feverish to get a rectal temp, but it was worth it in the end. Pun intended.

Done it so many times, can't count them. Mostly when l was little. Got the same outcome every time a spanking so hard I couldn't sit down for days at a time.

I was a sick kid. I always had some sort of a ear infection, sore throat, you name it, I caught it (especially ear infections!). I never had to fake being sick. In fact, I was more likely to fake being "healthy" because I didn't want to be drug on back to the doctor (for the billionth time). I would wait until (as my mom said) "The last old dog died" before I told her I didn't feel good. She always knew. I remember she would ask me if I had a sore throat and I would try to say "NO!". I always worried about going to the doctor because I worried about getting some sort of a shot or something even worse than that (I don't know what I was worried about, but I was!). It used to scare me to death at the pediatricians office because I would hear kids (probably babies and toddlers) screaming and crying. I used to wonder what was being done to them to make them scream and cry so much! To this day, I still get nervous when I am in the doctors office and I hear kids crying. My doctors office is a large group that shares a building. The lab area is next to where the pediatricians are, so you can really hear the kids sometimes.

I was a sick kid.... In fact, I was more likely to fake being "healthy" because I didn't want to be drug on back to the doctor (for the billionth time). I would wait until (as my mom said) "The last old dog died" before I told her I didn't feel good. .

Exactly like that. Till the end of high school. The reason was simple -whenever I went to doctor I back home with sore butt because of injection or injections. But in my case I was the one who cried and screamed behind the door.

Just once I tried to fake illlnes. Actually I had a cold but pretending I have sore throat. My mom took me to doctor and he said it's just a stronger cold too. But after he had read my medical record he added "We need to be sure that cold would not became something worse - I'll prescribe him seven days of penicillin injections. My mother agreed.

@milanblenton Wow, that really backfired on you! Seven days, ouch! Once again, I am grateful I am allergic to penicillin (and other antibiotics that I suspect can also go into ones backside)! Looking at it from a doctors “point” of view, I know this isn’t a good thing, but so far it’s worked out well for me (knock on wood), lol!

Yes, but only to be able to study for an exam or writing a paper. And it was usually with my parents consent.

I did not miss a day of school from kindergarten through 12th grade. It was part of the character I was brought up with and it carried over into my work ethic.

I’ve never faked being sick but this is a favorite of mine for role play.

I got away with it. I remember i had a big test that i didnt study for in the 7th grade. So i faked and my oral temp was normal but i insisted i was, so when she went to get the rectal thermometer i told her i have to pee before she takes it so i filled up the enema bulb with slightly hot water, gave myself a squirt and them laid down for the temp. Did the trick, it came back 102.3° Mom went to work and i stayed home. Studied a bit too. Of course i miraculously recovered by 5pm.

I had a sister in law that was realy caring so whenever i had a cold she was always very fast with the thermometerremember the time we where on a vacation i leibdown for a while she came up the stairs to look at me felt my firhead and say did you take youre temprature i say no dhe say i have a thermometer with me i get it she came back with a ear thermomether klikt it on yesssss low batt i say oow thats a shame she went away and came back with a digital rectal saying bad for you roll over hmmmm like the look sche gave me sitting next to me on the bed sliding the thermometer in my hole

When I was a boy, there were no chance to fake beeing sick. If I wanted to stay at home from school because I felt sick, I always had to check my temperature rectally. And when I was young I really hated to put my pajamas down to my knees, beeing naked and feel the thermometer deeply inserted in my butt. Despite I was protesting, I had no chance. The thermometer was inserted in me to check if I had a fever before I was allowed to stay at home from school.

I recall a time when I was young, around six or seven. I tried to fake being sick, but it was not to get out of going to school or church on Sunday morning just watch cartoons on the TV. I faked being sick to have my temperature taken rectally.

I did not overplay my hand and knew I had dodged a bullet. Any other "sick games" would result in a real spanking and a suppository or enema.

I actually figured out a way to beat the rectal thermometer. I would inject. A small amount of very warm water in my butt before getting my temp taken. It worked twice

I have never tried faking sick - however I would love to do so as an adult.

My folks took us on our word, that we were sick. There were no threats or intimidation. If anything, I would go to school with an illness, and the teachers would have me sent home. Like some of the posters, I can't imagine having my rectal temperature taken for that reason. It never happened past age 5.

Susie says:

I don't recall ever faking being sick.

No matter what, we were always packed up and sent to school.

Being sick, even if real was never a reason for a day off.

Nice. Pass your germs on to the whole school. We will call you Typhoid Susie from now on.

I never faked being sick when I was young because the first thing mom did after packing everyone else off to school was to take a rectal temp and then give you an enema. I hated staying home when I really was sick and would do anything to avoid Big Red. Never worked though. In later years after I got past being an enema pincushion sometimes I would tell her I was sick if I didn't feel like going, wanted to get out of swimming 8000 yards or didn't have my homework done. By 17 I was running crew every night after school so at that point I never missed.

Nice. Pass your germs on to the whole school. We will call you Typhoid Susie from now on.

If we had chicken pox or some other communicable disease we did stay home, but never for the hypochondriacal crap kids stay home for these days.

My mom's a pediatrician i only stayed home sick if i really was sick mom knew all the damm tricks.

@Beckylynn1; I agree with you. If you fake being sick, she can find out the truth by taking a rectal temperature no matter how old you are.

@Moppys_jalopy Big Red! LOL, I can't... ROFLMAO.