Bidet

The only bidet I've ever even seen was in a high class no tell motel I stayed in that rented by the half day or day or night. I couldn't resist the temptation to see if I could turn the pressure up high enough to inject water into my anus, and guess what! I was able to, but I found that water pressure that high irritated my anus, so it wasn't really worth it, except to say that I tried something new and found it better than no enema at all. Of course I expelled into the commode next to the bidet.

I have a bidet toilet seat which is amazing - it can direct a stream of warm water at various safe pressures right on the sphincter - I only used toilet paper these days to see if I really am clean. They're around $500 and they install over a regular toilet - replacing the toilet seat.

There's a "butt washer" button and one to wash the ladies a couple inches forward. The travel of the nozzle is adjustable as well.

Google the phrase "bidet toilet seat" and you will see several options.

In our house we have two bidets and we love them. One in our master bath and one in our daughters' bathroom. They are American Standard. I chose them over the Kohler fixtures because they have a selector on the faucet that channels water through the rim/porcelain seat so it gets warmed up before you sit on it. Kohler models I saw only have the spray and the seat can be cold. In truth, most of the time, I just jump on and don't worry about the cold porcelain if its just for a quick wash. If I want to sit and relax, I warm the seat first.

Love the bidet. It feels good and it cleans out

Agree pre enemas are a plus for Bidet Play

This device is not hard to use, has some precautions but is incomplete as displayed. I have one connected with a divertor (supplied) and 2 valves for pressure control. One on the divertor and one at the nozzle end for fingertip control. I use it to just cleans the rectum; allowing the rectal ring muscles to relax, thus avoiding problems with too much pressure or water. Normally I use it just to get ready for nozzle insertion or double balloon rectal catheter insertion.

R

Down here almost every house has one, is a regular piece of your bathroom.

I have used for years without any problem.

You regulate temp and flow to your pleasure, then you place the little shower head in front of your anus and relax the muscles or push, it DOES NOT need to be inserted, just placed at the "gate" so there in no problem with pressure 😉

During a trip to Italy, the hotel room had a classic bidet. You turned on the water and washed your privates. Went to this golf course that catered to the Japanese, and they had one of those washer type bidets. Took care of my business and turned on the water - WOW! Felt so good, didn't want to leave the toilet!

I have never used a Bidet--have seen them--hotels in Madrid had tjhem--when I sold real estate two of the listed homes I showed had them. I have some friends in Vermont who have one next to their waterless toilet---LOL--I got a kick out of that.

I would very much enjoy having the opportunity to use one--leisurely.

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I love mine. I use it every day. 😃 Great for a quick cleansing. When I want more, I use it for a quick small fill and then I get out my sun shower and fill myself to the brim. 😃

Years ago i stayed n a hotel n the french quarter that had a bidet. my husband was out making sales calls leaving me to explore. i walked to a nearby store and bought some bleach...went back and sanitized. this particular bidet had hot and cold water so the temp could b set just right along with the pressure. at first i was afraid to use it as an enema but after letting the water run on my 'whole' area i couldn't resist. i filled up and expelled into the toilet. after about 5 or 6 of those i filled up and let the water hit the front for a mind blowing orgasm. i always wanted a bidet after that. 😉

If you want to see them, go to any place where French is the primary language, Quebec, Martinique, Tahiti, France, etc. There, you will find them in almost every Hotel, resort, or vacation cabin!

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If you want to see them, go to any place where French is the primary language, Quebec, Martinique, Tahiti, France, etc. There, you will find them in almost every Hotel, resort, or vacation cabin!

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Why go so far?

Just go to any good plumbing supply showroom in any medium or large city.

My first encounter with a bidet was at an upscale hotel in the big"D" 30 some years ago. The next time was in Paris, FR and I was hooked. We've had one in our master bath ever since and it gets used every day. We still use TP but not as much as we used to.

I have found the perfect device...its a portable bidet, (the kind that you attach to your toilet. It has a nozzel on which you can mount a hose for insertion. It has an on/off valve and you can "fill up" and hold, without ever having to move.

it is wonderful

the bidet seats are from Blue Bidet

Check out Kohler's new $6,390 model.

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2011/04/21/kohlers-630-toilet/

Is the world ready for a toilet with its own foot warmer, heated seat, bidet washlet and built-in music system, all controlled by a touchscreen remote? Take a look at this video and see what you think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn3OfkDgEho

There is something surreal with how the integrated bidet spray nozzle extends automatically. Seems almost like a penis getting erect.

Hmmm. I wonder if they come with the Hitachi option? 😃

How strange it is to read a thread like this. Living in a place where every bathroom usually has a bidet is really funny to see people giving advice on where to find one. Lol.

And I never even gave a thought to the fact that french speaking and english speaking Canadian regions could have different bathroom settings.

I've found them while traveling in the Caribbean. I really do wish they were common here in the US. Should I ever remodel our bathroom I will have one installed.

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How strange it is to read a thread like this. Living in a place where every bathroom usually has a bidet is really funny to see people giving advice on where to find one. Lol. And I never even gave a thought to the fact that french speaking and english speaking Canadian regions could have different bathroom settings.

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I think in the US, people are accustomed to taking one or two showers daily, so the actual need for a bidet is much less unless you're a whore (like me for my husband) and need a quick refresher during the day.

True story: my uncle was sent to Paris in the 60's to install the 1st coin operated dry cleaning machines in France. His hotel room had a bidet and he had no idea what it was, so he washed out his socks in it, when a French maid came into his room and fell to the floor, laughing hysterically!

I did the same thing in Paris in 1960. We were ataying at the YMCA. How was I supposed to know; when I mentioned it at dinner several of the girls in our group giggled. Oh well I had clean socks.

I bought myself the Toto S400

http://www.totousa.com/Washlet/WashletS400.aspx

Wash, heated blow dry, and a "massage" function that is very intense. It self cleans, heats the water and air and puts down the toilet seat.

In Argentina almost every bathroom has a bidet beside the toilet (even public ones) while in Chile, just over the mountain, they are nowhere to be seen!

My first husband was a Navy aviator. During our first Christmas together we went to the Admiral's Christmas party. I was in the upstairs bathroom of the house with a few of the other officer's wives. The bathroom had a bidet. While my they were checking out their makeup, I checked out the bidet. I twisted the knob and got sprayed right in the face. I had no idea that the water would spray with such force. I was so embarrassed. Of course, I was the blunt of jokes for weeks. -- DD

I think most places in Finland have them. I even found them in truck stops. In that case they looked al lot like a standard kitchen sink spray.

The first time I saw a bidet was in Germany when I was stationed there in the 60s. Then, and since then, I have travelled to several European countries and found bidets common in hotels and homes throughout the area. I believe it is a cultural thing. As Susie said, here in the US we shower frequently, which was not always the case in other countries, at least not in years past. A fellow traveler back then asked me if it was for washing your feet. Even though I had not seen it used properly at that time, I knew what it was for. We had a good laugh over our beer as I explained to him how a bidet was supposed to be used.

In Europe where I have stayed in a number of hotels I have yet to stay in a room without a bidet. Some are the simple handheld type beside the toilet but many are the real thing. Even in the US they are not uncommon. I asked the architect that was doing a house for us what percentage of his houses had bidets. His answer, 50%. If you have any problems with hemorrhoids or "itchy but" a bidet is a perfect solution. Of course so is a shower. But many times a poop comes at a time when a shower afterwards is not convenient but a brief seating on the bidet does just as well.

This is a bidet

https://www.americanstandard-us.com/bathroom/bidets?page=1&plimit=21

Bidets are actually NOT expensive, but special colors, the faucets and thermostats for them is where the costs can rise. We have one in our bathroom and the girls have one in their bathroom.

There are one and three hole versions.

The three hole version is for the hot, cold and the rim/spray diverter.

The one hole version (the type we have) has only the rim/spray diverter on the bidet itself and a thermostatic water control is mounted on the wall. You usually face the wall while using a bidet unless you want your partner to play with your body while cleaning up. Alternatively, I like to give my husband a blowjob while he has water spraying on his butt/anus, so he faces away from the wall.

We just bought a home that has a bidet. Ours has a faucet similar to a sink faucet but the water spout shoots forward. When turned on it shoots at my anus. It can not inject water into my anus. It works well to be able to wash your anus as the water runs over it.

I have been washing my anus after BMs for decades and when we bought this house I was so I excited about finally getting a bidet and not having to wash my ass while sitting on the bathroom vanity sink.

Nothing beats of the feeling of being super clean after pooping. I can't imagine not washing my entire butt inside (inserting soapy finger and inch or two) and out after a BM.

My partner and I have just built a new house over here in Australia and as well as a separate complete bidet, there are also many makes of 'top' (seat) that fit into a normal pedestal. I've always wanted a bidet and my partner swears by the fact it has helped her haemeroids. None, completely gone. Ask around over there, I think taht you might be able to purchase a top seperately. Regards, irrigator333