Garden Hose

How many of you enemaniacs ever used a garden hose outside (on very low pressure) for a slow comfortable extreme fill up? Did you expel outside or try to walk back inside to the toilet?

I have used the garden hose quite a few times for a nice cooling enema on a hot day working outside. And have let go outside and retained for quite a long time both. Very nice to fill this way!!!

I did this once as a kid. I hope my cousin doesn't remember!

Yes, love to Enema with a garden hose outside and let it go outside, the cool water is great. 😎

I always wanted to use the garden hose for an enema but my neighbors were too close and tended to watch everything that was going on.

Seems to me that all that cold water would have you cramping like a marathon runner on a hot day! Whenever I use water thats just a bit cool I cramp bad.

Go to Youporn and find"KAT" This little lady doesnt take an enema with her garden hose, but she inserts it in her other sweet spot and holds a lot more water than one would expect!

WOW, Blowing up ENEMA!! It is too dangerous for me !

I always thought about doing it but,always people around snooping. You can bet I'll give a try real soon. Need a secret spot and a user friendly hose. 😁

I used to do it many years ago

I would fill up with the hose on low pressure and then waddle to the toilet to expel.

I soon found an old higginson pump and then used it in the toilet.

I have a few times at a secluded place, i let it sit in the sun to warm it up....i was having a nice time on a lounge chair outside one day when a few neighbors came walking down the road....hope they didn't see anything...oops 😁

Why not invite them over?

This sounds like it would be super pleasurable except wouldn't the garden hose be a bit rough on your behind? Or do you cover it with something? I know the opening to mine is metal. Also isn't it too big?

I would rather just relax my anus, allow the low water pressure to push its way through it, and gently insert the brass male end of the garden hose to fill up slowly and gently, using a little Vaseline Petroleum Jelly if necessary to help and, no, the small brass end of a garden hose is not too large but, instead, produces a very pleasant feeling of being opened a little, besides I would be afraid of too much water pressure from a nozzle such as this causing a rupture of the colon.

I just relax my anus, allow the low water pressure to push its way through it, and gently insert the brass male end of the garden hose to fill up slowly and gently, using a little Vaseline Petroleum Jelly if necessary to help and, no, the small brass end of a garden hose is not too large but, instead, produces a very pleasant feeling of being opened a little.

I've done it (expelled outside) as long as you can find a nozzle that works for you and don't mind if the water's a little cold, go for it. I suggest a nozzle with a squeeze handle, it hard to reach when you get full but in my experience its easier to control the speed and pressure

For this activity you need the firehose nozzle. Shaped like a firehose nozzle (fat at the hose, tapered at the top). If you twist it, the water spray changes intensity. Hmmmm, makes me really wish I had a yard!

Just press the end of the hose against your anus. the water going in gives the same sensation as about a hundred insertions.

I have a very private back yard. I have a washing machine hose from which I removed one of the connections and I cleaned up the hose using my small grinder. I lie on a rubber mat that I use for play in my yard or shop and attach this hose to my garden hose. I adjust the flow and then fill and dump to my hearts content. I have a gentle slope in my back yard and any waste flows away. Here in Florida the water is usually comfortable 7 or 8 months each year due to the sun heating the streets above the city water lines.

Are you able to do that at the moment? How much rain did you get from Fay? The picture that came to my mind is of a creek running at the base of the slope which would easily carry away the waste. Have fun!

Hardware stores carry an adaptor that will screw into the end of a garden hose and allow for standard enema tubing to be plugged in. I did it once so far, I waited until deep dusk (my yard is fairly private) on a day when the water was nicely warmed by the sun on the hose (test it first, it can get to be too hot). I used a straight nozzle that wasn't so big that I couldn't expell around it if the occasion (pressure) called for it. Pretty nice, I just expelled in the yard but I had done several clean out 2 quart enemas first so the yard didn't get too badly polluted (er . . fertilized?)

I enjoyed it very much. On my arms & knees, pushing the hose in & then expelling it out seeing how far I could squirt it. Or on my back, & after a few times my legs in the air & see how high I could shoot it. I'd expel it outside. Never tried to hold it then, just enjoyed the feeling of being filled & expelling it

You must be very careful using pressurized devices.

Do I have to use all the expensive equipment? Can one just use a garden hose? What are the dangers? I am very keen to experiment but I can't easily get hold of equipment.

A garden hose might be a little large, for a novice, if used like a colon tube. If it is hooked up the house water system, the pressure would be too high. You could try pointing the free flowing stream of water at the anus, without a nozzle and without inserting the hose. That would be much safer. The force of the water will open the sphincter and the rectum will fill with a safer volume of water before not allowing anymore in.

Thanks for asking advice before trying any of this.

I think it would be difficult for most people to cut and shape the tip of a garden hose to be smooth enough not to cut you to shreds inside, plus, even a small garden hose would be stiffer than even I like, and I like stiff colon tubes.

JoTammy: I see you are from Kenya. Your idea sounds like something Idi Amin would do for fun to someone. Search past posts on this web and you'll find several Hydro-Engineers who build their own equipment, usually a nylon like pail with hole drilled low on the side, a spigot and epoxy cement and some latex tubing. Or I'm sure Optimal Health Network, The New Beth Tyler, Klystra, or Enempo would be happy to sell you proper equipment. Let's get you started, but SAFELY!

I think pretty much anywhere in the world you could find an enema bag and nozzle in a drugstore for very little money...

When young about 10 or 11 when we lived on our grandparents farm there was a hose at the back of the barn a fair distance from the house I turned the water on slow and just holding the hose against my rectum, never tried inserting it. Feeling the water gently forcing its way in was AMAZING! I wasn't far from a creek making it easy to empty out without leaving evidence. Only thing I had to watch was that one of my younger sisters didn't surprise me with my pants off.

LostInThe50s

Water was way too cold for me!