Interesting thread, from the use of electronics and clothing covering the gamut to vegetables and meat to man's best friend. Hmm, wonder if the PETA folks would consider doing a couple of steaks to be animal abuse?
Seriously though, a few years ago in my state the infamous "Mr Hands" was killed in a bizarre accident while having sex with a horse while on the receiving end. As a longtime horseman I can't even imagine it. Apparently there was a ranch that catered to that sort of thing. It was then discovered that this state didnt' have laws against that sort of thing. They do now.
I discovered a technique several years ago where I could climax without touching myself at all. The process involved using muscle contractions and concentration. It produces good orgasms, which increase with practice, although I found it too difficult to do very often.
I also have experienced an aphrodesiac technique that allows one to masturbate, or have intercourse for as many as 16 hours straight. It's mentally and physically exhaustive, but the orgasms are truly mind, body and soul blowing followed by a whole body relaxation or a repeat performance of slightly less intensity.
Oh, I am jealous of the guy here that could self-fellate. I was never that flexible, or perhaps long enough, I prefer the former theory 😁 . Reminds me of an old joke:
Nigel, a man with somewhat limited endowment was approached at an orgy by a beautiful blonde women. She pointed at his penis and said "Just who do you expect to please with that?"
"Me" Nigel replied, smiling.
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