I always manage to rip the paper when I scoot. Pretty embarrassing, but the act of scooting down is such an awkward movement...
The exam table paper is unique in terms of texture, smoothness and the crinkling sounds that come from my body's movement. There is always the initial shock of the chilly feeling as my bare buttocks and my privates touch the table. It seems impossible to avoid the crinkling sound. Often, he has me return to the table after the DRE and there is the embarrassing moment where some KY greets the paper.Usually there is a wait for the doctor to enter so I have plenty of time to view the surroundings and contemplate what is to happen. Generally, he keeps the box of gloves and KY on a counter near the exam table. There is art work on the wall; nothing terrific and a window that overlooks a parking lot. The exam room is on the third floor so it would be a challenge to get much of a glimpse from the parking lot. The blinds are still lowered but left partially open for sun light as well. All the while, the paper makes it noise!
I noticed when my wife scooted down this year for her exam the paper seemed extra loud. I also looked at the end of the exam when she got up to get dressed if there was any lube on the paper because I never paid any attention to that in the past. I was amazed by how much lube and whatever kind of fluid was on the paper after she got up! It was great in my eyes!
Me being flames the women I am not matter how careful or what I do the exam paper always Crickles and rips. I say fuck table paper and.paper gowns no point in my book. The table I know is for sanitation reasons. Better to just tuck a flat sheet on the exam table then throw it in the laundry.
FlamesHas a good point with paper table cover. A washable one is easier to use and more eco friendly.Microscope
The paper is a joke... it always shifts about and I wonder how much protection from germs does it offer. More like simply to keep the table from getting stained...