I can be to various doctors at various times"the patient they love" or their Kryptonite.
I was a medical professional, so doctors don't have to "talk down" to me , I understand them perfectly .
If you know me ,and are expecting an "educated patient" not a problem , however when you "sneak up" on them ,it really pisses them off , i will suffice it to say ,i am a "complicated patient" ( i joke with those who can handle my dark humour ,randomly open the Merck manual to almost any chapter other than "poisoning, pschiatry,obstetrics & gynecology " and you will find "my chart". Doctors ,fall into 3 groups in my life , Fired, resigned and "good to see you my old friend" unfortunately the later of those groups is pretty exclusive and in fact is comprised of my colon rectal ,and my Urologist.
Easy way to get fired , I am the boss ,I make all decisions with advice/council from you, cross that line ,there's no going back your done !
Anyway I should answer the damn question right ?
Arteriosclerosis ,atherosclerosis, Dilated cardiomyopathy with left ventricular failure, congestive Heart Faiĺure ,murmur,Angina .
As you can imagine I get tons of doctor time and those aren't even the intresting parts of my health , the intresting parts of me would sell out stadiums coast to coast around the globe , just for the chance to be mentioned as an examining physician ,anybody who makes it there knows they will be talked about for the next 200 years (not all good, not all bad ,but lots of wondering what was it like to be there in person ?.
I am a "teddy bear" unless and until you put me on the defensive ,then I am anything but courteous and civilized .