How often do you take an enema?

As my enemas are of the erotic kind, I tend not to exaggerate. If small, once a week will do. But I like to receive a bigger one, around 3 quarts, at least once a month. Of course if I find the friend, I can give them anytime....

Every day first thing the morning if at all possible. I do four quarts of near hot plain water and baking soda mix, taken very slowly while I edge myself repeatedly. I often orgasm near the end of the bag. If not, I repeat with a cool to cold fast enema using a balloon retention nozzle. This will definitely send my prostate into joyful spasms, usually at about the two quart mark.

Doing a few series right now

I would take enemas everyday if I could but, most often, I have a 2 1/2 quart enema 3 or 4 times a week.

@Clis As my enemas are of the erotic kind, I tend not to exaggerate. If small, once a week will do. But I like to receive a bigger one, around 3 quarts, at least once a month. Of course if I find the friend, I can give them anytime....

Well said!

Ideally probably once a week! Sometimes I get carried away and go almost every day. But at the moment just once a month as my schedule allows. 😢

Now I'm working from home, more often then before about 1 a month, but I'm hoping to increase that 1 every other week.

I douche with small amounts of water pretty regularly before sex, but only take a larger volume enema every month or two.

About as often as I get on Zity and go to the enema chat room. Even if my intent is just to say Hello and move along to other things, a bit of time chatting with others about enemas gets me "focused" and next thing I know its off to the races.

My 'Schedule' is every other day or so...But, sometimes 'Life' gets in the way. Most of the time I use a bit of brandy to help knockdown my back pain - Which I know is 'Controversial' here - But, it works very well and being careful it is most likely no more / less 'harmful' than increasing my Tramadol usage. When 'life' gets busy sometimes my E-Sessions get cut down to perhaps once or twice a week...But I get my fair share...Que, Sera, Sera...

For years I was taking just warm water enemas about every ten days to two weeks, not that I needed them, just wanted them. However in the past year I've had problems with large hard BMs. Doctor said "drink more water" OK, now I can't pass up a restroom. then he put me on stool softeners, with little help. Then he suggested more fiber....... I eat enough fiber weekly to build a wicker chair, but it still feels like I'm trying to pass a baseball! So against my doctor's advice, I'm taking 2 quarts and holding for 10 minutes every two or three days. I still have the large mass but it's now soft enough to pass with almost no pain! When younger it didn't mater what our doctor was there for, I remember our family doctor back in the 50s advising mom "give him/her an enema" as he was leaving, or if at his office "an enema before bed wouldn't hurt". Today you even mention enema to a doctor and right away you're in for a lecture on how unnecessary enemas are with all the OTC remedies there are! I miss life on the farm where enemas were as easy to get simply by picking at your food, or just being grumpy, or leaving a particularly potent fart, or going down to the creek with Tess with mom's "red squeeze thing"!

@LostInThe50s I'm with you. No matter what I do it's like passing a baseball. I have started taking 2 or3 bulbs full of warm water first thing in the morning. I hold that while I'm brushing my teeth etc. Then I can easily pass the hard stuff and most of the time have a complete movement. Usually once a week I'll do a 2.5 to 3 quart clean out at night with J&J baby shampoo. I don't bring it up to my doctor. I have tried stool softeners and Miralax. Miralax helped for a while, but it seems you need more and more as te goes on. I was constipated from birth. During my mid years when I drank my fair share of beer, I was fine. But with age and medications. I'm back to crapping bricks. I enjoy a good enema, it works well at no real expense. So that's my go to treatment.

@LostInThe50s said,

Today you even mention enema to a doctor and right away you're in for a lecture on how unnecessary enemas are with all the OTC remedies there are! I miss life on the farm where enemas were as easy to get simply by picking at your food, or just being grumpy, or leaving a particularly potent fart, or going down to the creek with Tess with mom's "red squeeze thing"!

Back in the fifties, when my siblings and I grew up enemas were commonplace, and we received enemas for a variety of reasons. The most common being constipation, then some of the others were being moody, grumpy, not eating right, after a spanking, on doctor's orders, before a doctor visit (home or office), being sick in bed (daily until the illness passed). Then there were the enemas that mom or our teenage aunts gave us unexpectedly. They were, with a few exceptions, probably the most pleasurable enemas we got. Then, once we reached our preteens, our RN grandmother taught us personal hygiene and enemas became our responsibility.

Almost every day first thing in the morning 4 quarts of coffee usually held for about 40 minutes, then about 40 minutes to get rid of it.

Makes me feel really relaxed and ready for the day.

Simple answer, not often enough or large enough. But I am working on it.

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Quick-clean-out enema: Once, twice, or thrice a day using my handy-dandy, custom, combination-bidet-and-enema system with mini-water-heater attached to the water line that supplies the toilet. So convenient. I sit to pee because it is easier to pee when you are sitting. Relax the muscles and let if flow, let it flow, let it flow-ow-ow (that sounds like it should be a Disney song. Let it go, let it go, let it go-oh-oh sounds good, too). When I'm sitting it's so easy to just do a quick clean out with the enema hose.

Traditional two-quart to three-quart enema with baby shampoo: two to three times a month. Just had one last night with a follow-up rinse enema which I learned today from @Iris1858 is not necessary.

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LostInThe50s

You are right about Doctors being so anti-enema today. My theory is always "follow the money". Back in the 50's and 60's Doctors were positive about enemas. The pharmaceutical companies made little money on enemas. A few dollars for the sale of a bag every 5 to 10 years. Well, they started a campaign to preach the evils of the enema so they could sell more over the counter laxatives and disposable enemas. I don't know the exact $ figures, but OTC laxatives is the biggest seller in a drug store. The drug companies started in the medical schools by basically "buying" professors with pre paid seminars, golf outings, etc... to teach that their medicines ($$$$$$$$) were better than a simple warm water enema ($0.00 profit). The practice continues when doctors are in private practice, the drug reps show up with coffee and donuts for the clinic staff and Drs., free lunches, free seminars, etc.. I have a good friend who is a Dr. and he is positive on enemas, but says all his Dr. friends have been brainwashed to always prescribe or recommend an OTC medicine for constipation, etc.... More $$ for the drug companies!

I heard yesterday that if this government shut-down continues Pfizer will be forced to lay off 200 congressmen!

@coronet54 said,

I heard yesterday that if this government shut-down continues Pfizer will be forced to lay off 200 congressmen!

There’s a lot of truth in your statement. I’d be interested in knowing just how many Senators and Congressmen they really do have in their pockets.

I have an enema 6-7 days a week. I have it for medical reasons though

Ideally once a week 3 big ones with my bucket enema and inflatable plug. And daily bulb quicky.

But doing it solo is kind of boring, need Dr or Dom.

@Dr F "I have an enema 6-7 days a week. I have it for medical reasons though" nice comment but I'll bet you enjoy them so very much!

Only twice in my lifetime. Nothing thrilling for me.

As often as I can given time and privacy so the frequency ebbs and flows. My sessions are for fun not function.

Since I HAVE to do them for medical reasons , I don’t really think of it as FUN!

Using it only as cleanup before the sex, so on the average it's 100 to 400 ml once a 3 weeks.

Plus stressful last month resulted a constipation, so now I additionally have to take half a bulb every few days to make things moving

Well, I tried to drastically cut back on them, using Dulcolax liquid. But IF it worked, I would produce a very watery bowel movement and NOT feel any better in my tummy afterward. I’ve NEVER felt totally empty like enemas make me feel.

So, now I’m going back to using the old red bag and hose, starting tomorrow. It won’t ever end. I’m a real life klismo. Nothing is going to satisfy my cravings or clean me out like a few soapy enemas in a session. That’s the truth! Conditioned in early childhood and still present in my seventies. I’m hooked and I know it. I physically and psychologically need them!

“Mom I do wish you were here!!”

@Moms_Egirl In my experience, there is nothing to compare with a daily irrigation to keep your bowel cleansed. Recently my lovely colonic hydrotherapist, who I have been going to for twenty years persuaded me to go to see my doctor about my life long, now more than sixty years, chronic constipation. The doctor is a broad minded farmer's wife and always smiling. I went to see her ostensibly to discuss two other issues and, very hesitantly, brought up my constipation and the way I manage it at the end of my appointment.

Well Doctor Catherine was even more broad minded than I could have hoped. She was really positive about my regime, she called it rectal douching, suggested I try Microlax mini enemas when I am away from home and wrote me a repeat prescription so I can just go on line and order them from the pharmacy whenever I need them. She has referred me to see a Consultant Proctologist. She told me I will have to have a Defecography and possibly anal-rectal manometry. So good to find that my lovely doctor was so understanding.

So may I say 'don't be ashamed of taking those enemas'. A clean inside is a happy inside!!

And no mention was made of the more pleasurable aspects of taking enemas, was it!!!!

I usually get an enema series from my wife once a week or so and today was the day. 3 qts. of water with 1 TBSP Dr. Bronners peppermint given with a Silicone Nozzles OS2 oval based retention nozzle, 110 F, knee chest in 9 minutes. I retained for 2 minutes max., lot's of cramps. The enema was all out of me in 20 minutes. She then inserted a bisacodyl suppository, waited 20 minutes, then started a 4 qt. 112F, water enema using a 250/250 latex double balloon nozzle. At the 26 minute mark (from suppository insertion), lots of peristalsis, due to the bisacodyl and the fact that over 3 qts of water was in my colon. We terminated the enema after 3 1/2 qts. was in, enough for me!! The enema took maybe 20 minutes to be all out, very steady flow at the beginning. Very few solids, medium to light yellow color, the first Dr. Bronner's enema was very effective. We plan to repeat this process next time, it gives a great clean out!!

When I was on the road for my company, I would do them every other night. Two to three quarts, hot, soapy, retained because of balloon nozzles or a large penis-like dildo I made into a nozzle and sat on. Three to four of those, after a big meal and I was ready for a relaxing sleep. Now, at home, with a wife who doesn't allow anything like that, I have to sneak them from a reused fleet bottle or the shower hose. Not nearly as much fun. Oh well.

How often? When I feel that I need one. If I took enemas all the time, I think I would lose the magic.

My last enema was this past Labor Day weekend. I had a headache, which usually hits me when I’m a little tied up inside.

I could’ve handled it with MiraLAX, but when my husband and daughter were playing golf together, I got out our IV stand, lay down on the bed, and gave myself a slow, relaxing enema with a rectal tube that I can gently insert high enough so I don’t get those instant urges to release.

I still love the excitement of the prep, filling the bag in the bathroom, mixing the warm water with a little Conti Castile soap with olive oil. I still feel those tingles inside while I am hanging the bag, putting down a puppy pad on the bed, slipping out of whatever I’m wearing below my waist, climbing into bed and lying on my side, just like a nurse would be positioning me.

Within an hour, my headache was gone, and my stomach was calm. Jen couldn’t help but notice when she got home. “Mom, you took an enema, didn’t you?”

I’m not a continuous enema taker, never have been. I don’t think it’s healthy to be constantly cleaning out my colon. Even in the “old days” when enemas were routinely prescribed by doctors, they were usually constipation- or illness-related.

There is an old saying, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder.” I think that applies to enemas as well.