Would You Perform Oral Sex on Yourself? Why or Why Not?

Yes...I would do it daily and more likely than not I would swallow or at least cum in my mouth most (if not all) of the time.

I used to be able to put my legs over my head and lick my foreskin if I stretched it. At one point after a lot of stretching and time, I was able to get my penis head up against my teeth and closed my lips around the tip - exploded my load instantly. I couldn't believe it. Just laid there in bliss. But my back was sore for over a month after that. Never really tried again as I figured it's too hard on my body lol.

Still happy to put my legs over my head and fire a load at my face and into my mouth from time to time though ?

I cannot imagine any guy coming up with a good reason not to. LOL

Fun reading all the posts. Brings up a number of aspects to consider for me.

One of the main ones is that I masturbate a lot. If I could suck myself off then I wonder what that would do for my desire to have wifey suck me off.

Someone posted that they would never leave he house if they could suck their own cock and this is a big consideration. I think that the majority of guys are sex orientated and if we could suck our own cock at will we would never get anything done. I am a stay at home dad and I masturbate 5 times a week. more when wifey is away. As well as having sex with wifey. Wifey gives great head and I think I am happy to explore lots of different ways of having her pleasure me.

Finally though I am just not flexible enough. I have tried in the past when I was in better shape and I couldn't do it then so I have no chance now of reaching my cock with my mouth.

I think if I was single and agile enough I would but again i wonder what that would do to my desire to get a blowjob from a partner. There seems to me to be a difference that I can't define, between having a wank and sucking your own cock. That's just me.

I have often joked to wifey that if I had tits and a pussy I would never leave the house. I wonder if that is just because it would be different to what I have now. You know how people tend to be attracted to what is different from where they are. The majority of Asians have really dark hair and they go nuts over a girl with blonde hair. Californians tend to have lighter hair and go nuts for dark hair. The redheads are common in Ireland and Scotland ( although the gene is dying out sadly) and I am hot for redheads.

Oh my goodness just read the post about a girl who could. WTF I would pay to watch a woman cunniglingulate herself. Wow

SwitchableSusie, Masturbating and sucking your own cock are hardly equivalent. You might as well say that if you are prepared to have sex you should be prepared to be spanked or just because you like anal you should willing to have a pineapple shoved up your arse. not all sex acts are enjoyable to all people, and that's ok.

I would definitely suck my self! LOL I suspect my back would be permanently curved as a result...but I have to say, I'd prefer to be sucked by someone else. When someone else is doing it, every sensation and every action they take is a surprise... if I were doing it myself, I doubt that it would be as satisfying. After all, one of the best parts of having someone go down on you, is that that person WANTS to have you in their mouth! And being wanted, is one of the best feelings in the world.

If I could perform oral on myself I’m not sure if I’d ever leave the house ?

Is that what it means when someone says "go fuck yourself?" 😃

If I could I would

This thread is similar to the "Anyone try to suck their own penis?" thread that I answered as: https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=1031569

Adding to that, seeing how many man would do themselves I first thought if that meant they would do another man, but guess it's akin to smelling your own farts - yours are okay, but others aren't.. 😁

I would if I could. Have never tried but sounds like fun.

I could actually get a bJ if I could reach.

Absolutely. When I was younger and much more flexible I came close to being able to lick myself but alas I couldn’t get closer than that. But I would love to suck myself off if I could. We probably aren’t able to because I’m sure all men would do is that all the time.

No matter what my logical brain thinks I have no doubt I would suck my cock to orgasm if I could. Probably would have done it hundreds of times by now. Maybe even rimmed my own asshole too, ok make that definitely.

Is this a real question? Ha! Of course I would. Frequently.

Only if I could reach it! I have dreams frequently that I can finally bend that much. But I always wake up disappointed.

I think it would be like trying to tickle yourself. Would it work even if you could figure out the bendy stuff? I guess if masturbation works, this would too but I would much prefer a partner.

I certainly would without a second thought, but, alas, I am stiff in all the wrong places (back, legs and neck).

I know this sounds like a broken record but it appears that there is just one answer - an overwhelmingly, YES.

I would be curious why someone wouldn't.

If I could, I would. Why not? Probably wouldn't swallow though. In some ways it'd certainly make life simpler.

I have successfully sucked my own cock - I was able to get the entire tip into my mouth. So...of course! why not!...I proceeded to lick my tip until I came in my own mouth. It was memorable and it felt great! But it was a lot of work and took a lot of flexibility. So I only licked myself to completion one time, and I only gave it a start another time or two. It takes a lot of contortion so I couldn't focus completely on how awesome it felt. :-)

Heck yeah! Wouldn't swallow though...

In a New York minute!

No doubt about it! Of course!!

There's a thread here asking if we could go back in time, to what would we go back to - well you guessed it - I'd go back to when I was lanky enough to suck my myself. I only did it once out of curiosity then. To bad I was horny like I am now - I'd be at it every day! Might even try cumming in my mouth and swallowing! I'm very horny these days, ha..

If I could I would probably try it. Doubt it would compare to my wife’s blow jobs !! Sharing oral with someone has got to be better?

That is probably true.

Aside from the fact that your wife can move around more and stroke you better without the restrictions of being a contortionist, YOU cannot use the dorsum of your tongue to lick/stimulate the underside/frenulum side of your penis. You would only be able to lick the top side of your penis with the dorsum of your tongue. The dorsum/rough side of the tongue rubbing the frenulum area, along with good suction, is why men like blow jobs.

Yes Frequently.

That is probably true.

Aside from the fact that your wife can move around more and stroke you better without the restrictions of being a contortionist, YOU cannot use the dorsum of your tongue to lick/stimulate the underside/frenulum side of your penis. You would only be able to lick the top side of your penis with the dorsum of your tongue. The dorsum/rough side of the tongue rubbing the frenulum area, along with good suction, is why men like blow jobs.

Good to know. I'd never heard that before this. Live and learn.

I think I tried this a couple of times back in my teens and 20's, and could almost reach it but not quite. My exes did a very splendid job many times. But it would have been an interesting sensation.

Eric

I don't think I would, it would cheapen the experience of having someone else perform it. Oral and vaginal/anal sex seem like special events between two people. I certainly wouldn't be able to do as good a job as a skilled woman, and wouldn't appreciate it as much if I can do it whenever I want to myself. Just my two cents.