Would You Perform Oral Sex on Yourself? Why or Why Not?

If you could reach your organs would you do oral sex to yourself?

Jimbeaux

No can do.

No

Not as long as I can find a sexy female to participate.

Yep my first wife did not want to do that if i was able to it i would and I see it like a shot of vitamins

Hell no!

To answer my own question the answer is: Yes I would. CAN I do it? Unfortunately NO!

Jimbeaux

If I could do it, I would on occasion, unfortunately, I can't. It's probably easier for a flexible guy with a long penis.

I bet there are male and female gymnasts, ballet dancers and yoga enthusiasts who can do it.

When I was more active and more limber I could and did on occasion. A real turn on and my GF just loved to watch or sometimes help. Yes, I did swallow.

It seems a little strange, maybe hypocritical for people to want someone else to suck up their genitals, but they wouldn't do it themselves.

If I was a guy, and could suck my own penis, I would swallow. What's the big deal? I swallow my husband's. Why wouldn't I swallow my own? Besides, once a guy cums in your mouth, what's the difference if you swallow or not?

Maybe we should ask WHY people wouldn't perform oral sex on themselves. They masturbate, don't they?

I don't understand the hypocricy. Why is it that we can drink the milk of a large and smelly farm animal, eat the flesh from pigs and cattle, call it a delicacy eating eggs from fish that live in deep waters and yet many of us get disgusted when it comes to orally satisfying someone you love.

I can't logically reason this one out. It probably has to do with upbringing and what is imprinted as common and acceptable at a very young age. Someone once told me when I was 5 years old that the white of an egg was snot. I never touched another egg for many years thereafter.

If I was as limber as some of the performers on Cirque Soleil, I'd certainly alternate between Rosy Palm and my mouth.

No. One of the best parts of oral sex is not knowing what sensation you will feel next. Never know if it will be slow licks, fast licks, long licks, nibbles, bites, gentle sucks, strong sucks and any other combination you can imagine. I like the element of surprise.

Interesting "what if". If I could do this I guess I would try it to see what it was like, but I can't imagine that the pleasure would be nearly as extraordinary as when having it done by someone else.

I probably would give myself oral pleasure if I could. 😄

No i would never try it

I really don't see the big deal about cum in the mouth or swallowing. I swallow my husband's, and he sometimes goes down on my pussy shortly after he cums inside me. We both know what each of us taste like, and it's fine with both of us.

Susie you are a lucky lady if your hubby goes down on you after cuming in you. I think it is a real treat tho many guys don't and women who don't hate the idea go nuts for it!

YES YES AND YES Love to try

Of course I would if I could. It's so frustrating I can get very close. I don't crave it but I don't mind the taste of cum. I definitely would swallow and probably enjoy it very much. I would also like to know: if not why not? Looks as if most of you saying absolutely not are in the aging boomer crowd.

Sixty-nine isn't something I start out doing. It usually happens when I'm so aroused and excited when he's going down on me that I have to have him in my mouth.

Doing sixty-nine for anything other than that passionate hunger seems kind of pointless. It seems that some men, usually younger men, want to try different positions they read about in Penthouse, the Kama Sutra or saw in a porno. Instead of enjoying what they're doing, they're hunting for some magical sensation that this elusive position is going to bring them. If they want acrobats, they should go to the circus, not my bedroom. I don't need to move into eighty different positions in one encounter to find the right spot. I've found a few good positions that work well for me and they're far from boring. I don't need to hang from the ceiling fan, thank you very much. 😃

The whole machismo thing so tiresome. I really do think some men are brain dead from testosterone poisoning. It starts in 7th grade gym locker rooms and doesn't end until the men are in their late 30's or beyond. If you're lucky, you'll find an enlightened soul before then. There are some decent younger men out there, but you'll get sore knees weeding them out from the others.

I didn't start off cranky this morning. I've talked with a few men today who are griping about the amount and quality of pussy they're getting these days and it really hit a nerve with me. Maybe if they focused on learning what works great for one woman instead of trying to fuck anything with breasts, legs and a wet spot they'd have nothing to complain about. I'm no virgin or prude, but I don't think a person needs to have ten or more different sex partners a month.

I'll go take a Xanax, chill out, make breakfast and come back when I have a better attitude. 😃

That's telling the guys like it is. Respect and pamper what you have and you will learn how to do better every time. The essence of self improvement in sex is to appreciate and learn.

This is done by not being selfish.

Way to go egirlky.

Dang girls. Simma down....LOL

As for them finding what works great for 1 woman...that also goes in the other direction. I have known so many women, not so much on an intimate level, that are so "dead in the bed" that you would never know if they were enjoying what you were doing much less come up with an idea on their own to try and find what the man likes. I know that there are men that fit this description also. So don't anyone think I am woman hating this morning. 😄 Carry on Enema people.

I hardly know where to start. The whole thing ought to about pleasing each other not some sort of gymnastic score keeping. If the missionary position feels good then enjoy it . . . if 69 is right for the moment then it is.

Sometimes a couple of bellies full of water sloshing against each other is pretty nice but its not always easy to arrange. What ever seems right at the moment is the best.

I'm far from dead, as my neighbors can attest. I used to date a guy who flew a Cessna every day and he complained that I was louder than his plane when I came. He never wore earplugs in bed, though. I think he kind of liked my noises.

I am embarrassingly loud in bed, but I can't help it. I try to control it, but it's like fighting a losing battle. When I really get going, oh, God, you don't even want to know what that's like. Of course, there is a special fellow here who has heard my noises and thinks they're rather nice, so I wouldn't change a thing. Well, only that he were here with me.

Note on bedroom/sex noises for the men:

What you hear on the Playboy and other pay channels on cable IS NOT what normal, excited women say in bed. I've spoken with many women and been with several while they were having sex with men in threesomes and foursomes, and I have never heard any woman say "oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, OH!, oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, OH!, oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, OH!, oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, OH!, oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, OH!" Amazingly, the supposedly excited men in these films hardly ever say a word other than turn over, slide over here, bend your legs. . . etc, you get the picture. The most excited sound you'll hear from them is usually a grunt when they cum.

They must use the same soundtrack for every fuck film they produce.

Furthermore, some women like to lie fairly still, not because they are dead, but because they like to "have it done to them" and move mostly to perfect the sensations they are getting. For myself, I make some noises and make various statements, some loving, some excited, some domineering, some submissive. Sometimes I like to lay back and get it, and other times I am impossible to hold down in bed without restraints because i want my orgasm and I'm going to fuck you silly until I get it!

I have been known to go into an "Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah..." or "Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God." or "Oh, yes. Yes. Yes. Mmmm, yes... " mode until I go into my wallpaper peeling high-pitched screams when I'm really into it and can't form complete sentences. It is sometimes automatic and takes on a life of its own. Sometimes I hear my voice but am helpless to stop the sounds coming from my mouth. I usually get a case of the giggles after I do that because it's so weird to have out-of-body experiences and lie helplessly there while the rest of me is flying. 😃

I rarely say "Fuck, yeah." or "Oh, fuck." Something that I can't understand is how in some pornos, the women seem almost angry at the men and are yelling out commands and talking crudely. And spitting? When did that become sexy? You're supposed to get a cock wet the old fashioned way, by putting it in your mouth and giving your man some fun. Spitting on it from two feet away and snarling at a man to ram in it and fuck me hard just doesn't seem that appealing to me. Does anyone get turned on by having their sex partner snarl, spit and bark at them? I don't want to fuck anyone who hates me. I'd like to think they are there to please and be pleased, not there to beat the crap out of me.

Egirlky, the technique used by many to get up really thick, slippery salivary secretions is to basically gag yourself on his cock, then cough up and spit. I know this may sound gross, BUT, if you try it (you need a good gag and a cough to get the secretions flowing, and this is NOT just more saliva) you will see a good volume of thick, stringy very slippery saliva that has staying power for lubrication. Don't knock it until you've tried it!

Eh, still, I don't think it's my thing. Besides, I don't have much of a gag reflex when it comes to giving oral. Years of excellent training. 😃

Lubrication when giving head to a man - spittle, ky, sticky other secretions? What is all this?

If I'm into a situation with either male or female which has any chance of head you sure will find me lubricated!

To swallow or not to swallow - well, I for one prefer my partner of the day (or night)(or week etc) not to swallow. Its all over then, too soon!

If I'm fortunate enough to find someone who does me the honour (and it is an honour) of CIM then it aint going to be wasted by a quick gulp, if I can influence the situation. Throwing a few snowballs around is wonderful.

Equal favourite, oral wise, is when cum resides in 'the proper place' as some would have it. Dripping into my mouth, from the 'proper place', reheated and mixed with other ingredients is the nicest 'cream pie' your lover will ever bake.

Whilst on the subject I have a dislike of masturbating onto a womans face or body, though I will if asked! Doing so, in my probably fractured psyche, is tantamount to subjugation of the lady, towering over her, cock in hand. CIM however, like 'normal' sex (whatever that might mean) is a willing acceptance where both parties are on the same (appoximate) level. What do other members, M or F, think?

As much as I enjoyed reading all these posts and agreeing with a lot of them, we seem to have gotten off the topic of the poll. Perhaps this discussion needs its own thread topic.