Did your doctor say anything to you when they looked at your genitals?

Put his fingers under my balls and said Cough!

About four years ago, my previous urologist, who'd requested to check for cancer lumps on my testes, said of my penis, “OK, let's look at your…..unit.”

That was the first and only time I heard or read that particular term, but I looked at the Urban Dictionary and there it was.

He said "the liitle bird is good" when he was retracting my prepuce after felt my scrotum.

What would have been the Italian term for that? I ask because it reminds me of the colloquial Dutch term for the old in-and-out which was ‘vogelen’- birding. Sounds rather silly when translated literally into English though … 😃

About four years ago, my previous urologist, who'd requested to check for cancer lumps on my testes, said of my penis, “OK, let's look at your…..unit.”

Sounds like you doctor may have been a military doctor once?

Most of them didn't say anything specific. Except something like “let's see”. Except the one I've written about here. She used to say pretty nasty stuff all the time.

Only once do I recall my pediatrician saying anything. It was something like “I’m just going to touch your testicles, your privates“ then he checked for a hernia and told me to cough.

I love reading what is said to the boys especially. I used to wonder so often as a young teen what happened to my boy classmates when they had their annual exams. I didn’t have siblings to ask about it and too afraid to ask any boys at that age.

I remember one exam in particular where my pediatrician slid her hands inside my underwear and began examining my genitals. She maintained eye contact with me and I became very aroused. When she pulled my underwear down, exposing my erection, she said, “you'll learn what to do with that soon enough.” It was both embarrassing and arousing. I still become erect whenever I think about it.

The one I remember the most was one at school when the doctor said “Right, I just want to see now how you're doing downstairs” before asking me to take my boxers off to do a hernia check and examine my genitals.

Most of the time it was something along the lines of “just need to take a look inside your underwear”. Usually the exam concluded with my doctor telling me that “everything looks healthy”.

Never commented on appearance or size of my genitals or my erection, but as a teenager would be told to “just relax” as I lifted my head off the table to see the doctors hands on my full boner.

My male doctor calls my breasts and vagina my “lady parts” and even though my ob examines them it’s important for him to annually since I see my ob once every 3 years.

My male doctor calls my breasts and vagina my “lady parts”

He seems to be taking linguistic cues from British comedy shows … ha ha.

When I was 13 my brother and I were getting a checkup, with both my brother and I stripped down to our Fruit Of The Looms while my mom hovered over the doctor's shoulder. As she was palpitating my stomach I realized that her hands got closer and closer to my waistband. I didn't know if she would remove my last remaining item of clothing or just pull it down. She then grasped my waistband with its blue and yellow stitching and pulled down my last stitch of clothing. My head immediately shot up as my penis ,pubic hair and testicles was on display for everyone to see, including my mother and undressed little brother. The doctor quietly cooed ‘Don’t be alarmed I am just checking your plumbing' . After she examined to see if my testicles were descending she gave me a tour of my genitals saying that this was the penis and this was pubic hair etc. While I appreciated all the information she was giving to me I was just hoping to have my underpants pulled back up so I could be covered again.

When I was 15 my brother and I were examined by a male doctor as my younger brother said he was shy about being in his briefs before a woman. However this doctor,once he introduced himself in the exam room, had both of us take off all our clothing, including socks and briefs. This was in the 1980's and we went from wearing nice preppy clothing to being absolutely naked. We both looked tensely at the door ,hoping that no one was going to open it and espy us both without a stitch on. My brother ,after my mom helped to undress his seven year old self, cupped his hands over his very exposed penis,the doctor then replied ,'nothing to be shy about, everyone here knows what naked boys look like'. It was embarrassing because he then said ‘you boys have nothing to be ashamed about’. My brother turned bright red and I nearly did as well. On the way back to the car my mother teased us by saying ‘You boys have nothing to be ashamed about.’

After she examined to see if my testicles were descending she gave me a tour of my genitals saying that this was the penis and this was pubic hair etc.

As if a boy doesn't know that he has a penis … priceless …. ha ha ha.

My school doctor got me undressed and naked on the table as I had an appendix op so he said he wanted to check the scar. He then started feeling the scar and abdomen and of course I dreaded getting an erection .. but of course I did he congratulated me on being healthy in the downstairs department. He then proceed to check if my foreskin was tight by retracting it several time and of course the inevitable happened . He then added well I can see that you are very healthy down there and handed me tissues to wipe up down there!!

Well, in the 90s and the 2000s my personal physician (in Seattle) was a gay guy, and I always found it a mild turn-on with the particular way he'd pronounce “your penis” and “your testicles”.

My PCP has been my Dr. for several years, I deal with several pelvic issues. One is nonmature genitals, or what we now call micropenis. She has recorded this in my history notes

Well, in the 90s and the 2000s my personal physician (in Seattle) was a gay guy, and I always found it a mild turn-on with the particular way he'd pronounce “your penis” and “your testicles”.

I think I'd prefer a gay doctor to a straight, if I had a choice and if it had to be a male doctor.

…also, I loved the way he called my meatus my “lips.” No one else ever called it that, before or since!

…also, I loved the way he called my meatus my “lips.” No one else ever called it that, before or since!

Yuck!

The most exciting a doctor ever said about my genitals was “normal”. Boring but reassuring.

When I was 13 my brother and I were getting a checkup, with both my brother and I stripped down to our Fruit Of The Looms while my mom hovered over the doctor's shoulder. As she was palpitating my stomach I realized that her hands got closer and closer to my waistband. I didn't know if she would remove my last remaining item of clothing or just pull it down. She then grasped my waistband with its blue and yellow stitching and pulled down my last stitch of clothing. My head immediately shot up as my penis ,pubic hair and testicles was on display for everyone to see, including my mother and undressed little brother. The doctor quietly cooed ‘Don’t be alarmed I am just checking your plumbing' . After she examined to see if my testicles were descending she gave me a tour of my genitals saying that this was the penis and this was pubic hair etc. While I appreciated all the information she was giving to me I was just hoping to have my underpants pulled back up so I could be covered again.

When I was 15 my brother and I were examined by a male doctor as my younger brother said he was shy about being in his briefs before a woman. However this doctor,once he introduced himself in the exam room, had both of us take off all our clothing, including socks and briefs. This was in the 1980's and we went from wearing nice preppy clothing to being absolutely naked. We both looked tensely at the door ,hoping that no one was going to open it and espy us both without a stitch on. My brother ,after my mom helped to undress his seven year old self, cupped his hands over his very exposed penis,the doctor then replied ,'nothing to be shy about, everyone here knows what naked boys look like'. It was embarrassing because he then said ‘you boys have nothing to be ashamed about’. My brother turned bright red and I nearly did as well. On the way back to the car my mother teased us by saying ‘You boys have nothing to be ashamed about.’

did your brother or you watch the other get examined in front of each other like that? how as the experience? are you cut or did he retract your foreskins? did you have to any stretches like that?

Childlike, other then the size do you have any problems , then a smike

@NakedBare: My brother and I did watch each other being examined from when we were 11 until we were 15 . Most of the time we were allowed to keep our underpants on but on two occasions we were both nude. The doctor had us disrobed for the entire exam and would, once we were both examined, explain the findings to my mother ,who accompanied us, and only after the findings were discussed were we both allowed to dress. Yes we did see each other nearly naked (when we were allowed to wear our briefs during the exam) and completely naked at times. Even when we were permitted to keep our briefs on we did see each other's penises and rear ends. So when we had our checkups (remember this was during the early 80's when patient modesty was not really considered) we would by the time we got back to the car we would have seen every inch of each other. When we were in our underwear we only glanced when the doctor pulled our briefs down. However when we were examined naked we did wind up peeking at each other's genitals. He is 8 years younger than me so his curiosity was natural and as he would turn to see my pubic hair . My mother even tried to tease him about checking out my penis in the car on the way home. I told her and my brother that I did not mind as we were family and that in a doctor's office you will, by definition be taking off your clothes for a physical exam.

Growing up my normal pediatrician in high school would typically say something like “okay time to check down here” as he lifted up my boxers when lying down…he could then say pretty embarrassing things or questions like he needs to take a look at my sexual development or if I had any questions in the size department in terms of my penis and testicles…one time he was on vacation and I had a doctor who was really thorough…after examining my genitals laying down he had me stand up and said “okay I know this is the part everyone hates but I am going to lower your boxers to your knees and take a look at your private parts”….he then proceeded to pull my boxers down and then talked about what he was examining as he went along looking at my pubic hair, testicles and penis

Yes, on two occasions. The first one my urologist said “ Is it always like that " when he examined my penis, I was not erect, but not in turtle mode either, just kinda plump.

The second comment was during another visit, he grabbed my penis, stretched it out and said “ That's a nice length ”

I always felt I am average at best, so not sure what he meant by that.

I am thinking he was gay, or just a bit of a pervert, he has since retired.

While trying to put the speculum deeper to see my IUD, the gyno said I was ”very narrow and deep”.

I had them say things that involved taking off or pulling down my underpants, and I had them mention Tanner stage when that was a necessary component of the exam. I never had them say anything juvenile, though, even when I was a kid, that I can recall. And I don't think I'd have liked that if they had. The earliest thing I can recall, somewhat hazily, is being on the table with my shirt off and my jeans still on and the doctor said to my dad, who was standing right there, “pull his pants and underwear off for me and put them with the rest of his stuff.” Once those were off, I kind of instinctively covered myself and he told me “put your hands up above your head and spread your legs apart a little for me.”

Only time I remember the doctor saying anything when he looked at / examined my genitals was the first time he saw me for my early puberty. I was only 7.5 and had been "found" with an adolescent sized erection in she school showers after a swimming lesson. The teacher obviously thought this highly unusual and reported it. When i was then taken to the doctor & he examined me, he commented along the lines of “you're certainly very big and very sensitive” - as I instantly became erect as he touched my lower abdomen and then genitals 😳. His only other comment / explanation to me of what was happening to my body was that i was “growing up into an adult body very early”; which just added to my confusion!

I don’t remember at all what was said when I was younger. As an adult, I’ve been told after the genital exam that “your genitals look normal”