Do Nurses Enjoy Giving Enemas to Attractive Patients?

All the same - you can rest assured that there are nurses out there somewhere, who have enjoyed giving enemas to someone they found attractive.

I'm with jds4med on this one. Have all the fantasies you want, but please don't confuse them with real world realities.

And what does the "attractive" part have to do with it. A butt is a butt, everyone has one in varying shapes and sizes. And why would attractiveness matter? Don't butt ugly people need enemas too?

"No enema for you, you're too damn ugly." Yeah sure.

And why would attractiveness matter? Don't butt ugly people need enemas too?

Attractive or not attractive doesn't have to be tied to "ugly" or good looking - beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. A fucked up personality or just bad vibrations can make a person unattractive, regardless of physical appearance.

It's naturally more enjoyable to interact with someone you find attractive.

... you can rest assured that there are nurses out there somewhere, who have enjoyed giving enemas to someone they found attractive.

It's naturally more enjoyable to interact with someone you find attractive.

It should be obvious, but maybe it's not ... politically correct.

I think the answer is that professionals enjoy treating intellectually attractive people. Treating a patient that can carry on an intelligent conversation is more enjoyable than treating a zombie,especially for a treatment that takes time, like an enema.

It is more satisfying to treat someone with whom you have a rapport. Sometimes I am reminded though that everyone has something to offer. If it only be a desire to be well. I want to add that only once was I attracted to a woman whom I did a pelvic exam. When I inserted the speculum pus poured out of her vagina. That showed me. I simply do not feel anything but intellectual curiosity and a desire to help.

I have had several enemas in a medical setting, and as the nurses are true professionals, I will never know if they got any enjoyment out of it or not. I do think that some did, as they tried to make them as comfortable and less embarrassing as possible, while others were of the opinion of "lets get this over with as quickly as possible".

I have received enemas from five women who were girlfriends or friends and also nurses of varying degree and four of them were enthusiastic enema givers and one said she didn't 'relish the prospect' although it didn't seem that way when actually doing the procedure. Ran into her at the supermarket a few years later and she said giving me those two enemas were the closes thing she has done to having sex since her divorce so go figure . . . . .

If a nurse, any nurse would not prefer a young tight butt over old and or grumpy or wempy one perhaps of either sex You would be surprised to hear nurses talk in their off hours. Part of prevention of ptsd. They always don't name names, just enjoy.

I think generally nurses are great, of course some are greater than other and they have very physically demanding job.

It's somewhat preposterous to suggest Nurses would show preference based on physical attributes...While many nurses love what their career choice offers/provides most do NOT "enjoy" that particular aspect of their given tasks....some may,but would be unlikely to disclose this from a professional standpoint as their employment might be called into question...or at worst relieved of their duties.

If a patient were in need & an Enema deemed necessary then as with any other medical procedure it would be carried out according to hospital policy directives & to ensure that person is returned to good health asap prior to discharge.....Those that do enjoy such a relationship either by /through marriage,friendship or merely co-incidence would be in a minority...a darn big minority at that...Imagination/Fantasy/Fact can get a bit blurred.

Ideally I'd love to be therapeutically skewered by a nice nurse in uniform wielding a glistening nozzle announcing it's Enema time...one can butt dream.

From the patients POV, we are turned on by the thought of getting an enema by a professional. But I would imagine from nurse's perspective, they are always under pressure to perform well in a tough demanding job. As others have said, a positive and engaging attitude on the part of the patient will probably make the nurses job of administering an enema a more positive experience for them regardless of how the person looks.

I think it's important to bear in mind that what we define as attractive isn't completely accidental. Typically it skews toward individuals who are younger, healthier & fitter than the average hospitalized patient--who is statistically likely to be at or near the end stages of life.

As a one-time nurse myself I think one would have to be crazy not to prefer the more attractive patient given all that implies--regardless of one's feelings about the enema process itself.

On a personal level I'm actually pretty diffident by nature, & did my hospital work when younger, in my twenties, so my feelings about giving enemas & other treatments, especially to female patients, was mixed. I certainly didn't want to embarrass or make anyone any more uncomfortable than necessary, so I generally avoided doing such things to members of the opposite sex (& even to male patients if possible).

Ironically I recall a female patient, a very attractive woman in her twenties, who had overdosed (accidentally or on purpose, I don't know) on a tricyclic & was thus on seizure precautions & rectal temps during her stay in the hospital. I was assigned to her the night before her discharge. When I went to take her temp, I found her rectal thermometer & plastic sheaths. She told me at that point they had started taking her temps orally. I couldn't find an oral thermometer by her bedside. I offered to go find one, or get a female nurse to check her vitals, but she said, no problem, turned on her side & pulled up her nightie. I put the thermometer inside her. I recall she coughed once, pushing it out a smidge, so I pushed it back.

The incident at the time wasn't erotic to me. I would have been happy to find another nurse or hunt down an oral from central supply. Her willingness to undergo an additional rectal temp from me (I mean, aren't all red-blooded Americans supposed to be willing to die before having anything inserted into their behinds?) was nice. But the incident didn't become erotic until quite a while after.

I am not a nurse, and my experiences are few, but,.. And whether or not I am attractive is debatable, but,… The few nurses who have given me enemas seem to have been very business-like. When I had my first sigmoidoscopy the nurse was very business-like and told me that if I flushed the toilet before she got in (checking for completeness of my preparation) she would do it all over again. She used an early fleet enema (1967). My bad for being so thorough in my prep - I missed a chance at a second enema! Another time, the nurse was pleasant but was obviously not lingering in any art of the procedure. I remember my mother-in-law who used to give pre-op enemas, joke about giving 'em by the three h's - high, hot and heavy, especially for patients who were a pain in the you-know-where!! Maybe my problem is that attractive-thing??

I would assume it's just cynical for a professional nurse

My wife and I had a dear friend that lived next door to us for several years who was an RN. After having to give my wife an enema one time when she was really having some intestinal issues the topic did come up.

In short her opinion was that she really did not give a lot of thought on peoples looks for the most part. That said she did say that some procedures could be more difficult on obesely overweight people, and that better looking more fit people were usually easier to get her work done with in most cases.

As I still don't quite have my filter completely intact from being sick this summer, let me break this question down for ya Mashie style...........

I can't and won't speak for all nurses but I feel pretty safe speaking for us good nurses who actually go to work to save people's lives, help heal them, help bring them into this world or make sure they leave this world a peacefully as possible, and not for the ones who are just there for a paycheck or for an egotistical reason or something similar.

Most nurses good or bad HATE having to give a patient an enema. We don't care if our patient is good looking or ugly doesn't matter. First of all a good nurse isn't even thinking of a patient as being good looking or not. Most of us are thinking, "crap, do I really have to give an enema today. I so don't have time for this." Even giving a Fleet as simple as they are, doing even that comes with lots of charting we don't have time to do either.

If you want me to be completely honest with you and telling you exactly how it really is please read the following...........

What makes a patient "attractive", and I use that word very loosely, to us are things along the following lines: Having manners, saying please and thank you for example. Doing what you can for yourself first and asking for help when you need the help. If possible, keeping yourself, surroundings and or room as clean as possible. Trying to help us help you. In other words working with us, not against us. Not thinking that we are there to serve you and be at your beckon call, or that you are at the Hotel Hilton and that your call light is the same thing as room service. To a good nurse your physical appearance has absolutely NOTHING to do with anything, but how you treat us, talk to us, or the seriousness of your medical conditions are exactly what...........um, whats the best way to put this, it's not what attracts us to you, but is what makes us take an interest in you more so than a patient who is nasty on more than a few levels, the ones who can help being that way anyway.

So summing it up for you it's like this. You are patients. We don't give a rats ass if you are good looking or if you just think you are good looking honestly we don't care. All we want are patients that help us help them so we can all do our best to get you the best care we can give you so you can go home where you want to be. Or unfortunately sometimes there to help you pass as comfortably as possible, quietly, respectfully, and with dignity.

Also remember, we hardly have time to look up from whatever it is the state is making us do now, so stupid thoughts like whether this patient is hot or not just isn't in the allotted time frame we are given in our shifts. Most of us don't have time to even go pee much less take that same half second to check our patients out other than medically speaking.

Keep dreaming if it's what gives you a chub.

Mashie

Nursing shifts are so log and stressful that I think they are basically running on inertia most of the time.

So another iteration of this fantasy rises again.

No, medical professionals are doing their jobs, not engaging in your fantasy. A gynecologist isn't attracted to female genitalia, a urologist isn't attracted to male genitalia - except that they PAY THE BILLS.

We're busy being competent and professional. Even if we're kinky, that's on our time, not at work.

"No, medical professionals are doing their jobs, not engaging in your fantasy. A gynecologist isn't attracted to female genitalia, a urologist isn't attracted to male genitalia"

No--not necessarily true for me. I can definitely say I was with a gynecologist who was DEFINITELY attracted to female genitalia and my body in general. He was very good looking himself, so I didn't mind the compliments he gave me. I never let it go beyond that, but it certainly gave me something to fantasize about! That man could charm the panties off a nun!

plexy said

No--not necessarily true for me. I can definitely say I was with a gynecologist who was DEFINITELY attracted to female genitalia and my body in general. He was very good looking himself, so I didn't mind the compliments he gave me. I never let it go beyond that, but it certainly gave me something to fantasize about! That man could charm the panties off a nun!

This is a fairly common thought by many patients that has no truth in reality.

Jds4med speaks the truth.

Mashie said

We don't care if our patient is good looking or ugly doesn't matter.

The fact is, WOMEN DO NOT LOOK GOOD in a hospital setting. They aren't wearing any fake-up, I mean make-up, they don't coif their hair and they aren't exactly wearing flattering clothes. They look like the bed-head they see every morning when they get out of bed and look in the mirror. Most women look like crap when they are in the hospital and not the least bit appetizing. MEN on the other hand if they are in EXCELLENT shape can sometimes look good as a hospital patient, but the frequency of very athletic 20-40 year old men in a hospital is close to zero, so you can all forget about us being attracted to what you think are good looking patients.

It's a delusion which patients have that we are attracted to them. As I've said previously, it's about as exciting as burgers are to a short order cook.

Hi Liquidsky,

To paraphrase you, it's a good thing hospital patients wear gowns.

We do not want to see what the vast majority of you look like naked.

Oh absolutely right Susie. Perish the thought. Always drape the patient. Much easier on the eyes!

Yes, it happens.. I have had nurses get horny while working on me...

Yes, it happens.. I have had nurses get horny while working on me...

How do you know? Did she have long red nails and leave a trail of moisture on the ground behind her?

Yes, it happens.. I have had nurses get horny while working on me...

Wishful thinking.

It is very common for patients to believe their doctors have more than a professional interest in them.

Look up transference.

Do nurses always give enemas or does the CNA assist? Also do they put a diaper on in hospital to protect the bedding ?

I'm sure that a tiny fraction of medical personnel may have some positive feelings about some patients but my best guess is that the feelings of arousal are 99% on the patient's part. My mother and wife fell in a kind of puppy love with their male gynecologist and they enjoyed the intimate attention given by him and the excitement of exposing themselves to an attractive man for the breast exam and while in the stirrups, as they described the experience to me.