The cat's Out of the bag now...

I know that some here would say that we (or I) did this because subliminally we wanted to spill the beans, but trust me, we did not.

I left my enema hose with the LARGE Klystra nozzle attached on the towel bar in the bathroom yesterday to let it air dry.

This evening the mother-in-law stopped by. Before she headed for home, she uh 'borrowed' the bathroom.

While she's in there, I asked my husband if he had moved my nozzle/hose, and he went, "NO" and I knew I hadn't.

She left without saying a word.

So what do you suppose is going through her mind? And what in the Hell do I give as an explanation if she asks at some point down the road?

My husband suggested honesty - it's a sex toy and we're having the best sex of our lives and we're more in love than ever and leave it at that.

You think it'll work?

I think that honesty is the best policy. So why not let the action speak louder than the word. Say nothing unless she asks. If she asks, tell her what you told us, She may blush or be envious.

Wouldn't it be wonderful were you able to turn on some pleas for help to assist damsels im distress. All the luck in the world, - Leser

It sounds like you have one bathroom. If not, you should have left it in the master bathroom where only you would go. (Our master bath is off limits to guests.) Don't worry about it. I like your husband's response. I doubt your mother in law will say anything, at least to you. Besides, you probably are having the best sex of your lives, and if she even asks, you'll know she isn't having sex as good as you are because if she is, she won't have to ask!

Would not worry too much about it. She probably knows in this day and age anything goes. But I do imagine there were a few things going through her mind.

Maybe you gave her some good fantasies, or brought forth some fond memories 😉 I say, if she asks, follow your husband, and tell the truth. Shoot, you may learn something new 😁

Back when I was growing up in the 50's, it was very common to see enema supplies in the bathroom so she might be reminded of the good old days. She might wonder about the size of the enema nozzle. If she asks, just tell her it is a special nozzle you bought for retention enemas and that with enough lube it dose not hurt and it helps you retain the enema for good results. Most people had enema bags and bulbs in their bathrooms at one time before the medical companies started pushing laxatives and pills on us. If she brings it up, ask her if she ever used enemas. If she is honest about it, you might be surprised! Maybe you might even be able to reintroduce her to the pleasures of a good clean out if you approach it delicately enough.

I doubt she will bring it up. It was in YOUR bathroom after all. She may wonder or she may know pretty much what its for. Sometimes it pays to remind ourselves that our generation did not invent sex and these things have been going on for a long time before we came along. She should not even bring it up, but if she does, assume that she is curious and tell her the truth.

Yeah, it's more the nozzle size than the fact that it's enema equipment that made me kick myself for not putting it away when I knew she was coming over - I actually forgot that I left it out.

Our bathroom situation is that we have one on the 1st floor and a ¾ on in the basement - except that it's still in the process of being remodeled - hubby is moving slowly on that - suspecting he's saving finishing it for a Fall project.

House was built in the early 1950's...so no such thing as a master bath, I was just thrilled to find one with a larger bathroom than our previous house and the second bathroom downstairs.

Thanks all for your posts...

With any luck, next Christmas she will give you something deliciously naughty made of rubber! :-D

Re The bag's out in the open.

If asked about it just offer your sweetest smile and say "Why do YOU?? think there's a problem?". This will stop an avalanche let alone a relative being a snoop in your house. I defintly would NOT let bother me at all.

Re The bag's out in the open.

If asked about it just offer your sweetest smile and say "Why do YOU?? think there's a problem?". This will stop an avalanche let alone a relative being a snoop in your house. I defintly would NOT let bother me at all.

Please do not say this. Even with a smile, it is antagonistic. Why start something with your mother-in-law over this. She already knows your enema toys exists and that you use it. Contrary to the quoted post, she WASN'T snooping, you inadvertently left your toys out. You might as well be forthright about it. Better she should think you and your husband, (her son) are either kinky, fairly deviant, or just plain having a great time with each other. Keep it positive. Your sexual activities don't involve her. Don't mess up your relationship with your mother-in-law.

Swichablesusie is right. Nobody needs to antagonize their in laws for any reason. I lost the intent of the original post and sounded off in a retaliatory way. Probably nothing will be said anyway. Still no one should be ashamed or embarrassed by leaving enema equipment out.

Actually, funny thing - I'm not embarrassed... just could kick myself because it's really nothing either side of the family needs to know about... as in what they don't know won't hurt them (or cause them sleepless nights wondering what we're up to in the bedroom).

Haven't talked to MIL since that night...not sure if she hasn't called because she doesn't know what to say or if she's just been busy like me...

I think my husband has it right - we're just going to admit that we're having a great sex life and leave it at that. The thing that many here don't know is that my husband and I don't share a bed - he goes to bed early and snores loudly. I stay up half the night. So when I get into bed at 1 a.m. or so, then I wake him up and then once he falls back asleep he's snoring so loudly that I can't sleep. So we have slept in separate bedrooms for the last 6 years or so.

NEVER make the assumption that just because a couple sleeps in separate bedrooms that there's no sex life... because you'd be wrong a lot of the time.

Yeah...just tell her the truth. Yure her child and i think she would understand your waysof happiness. If not, I hear Denmark is nice this time of year 😜

"The truth shall let you free!!!"

Actually, my husband is her child...

And so far the topic has not come up. I have talked to her a couple times now.

However, hubby is over there right now - and so he may come home with a story to tell... will update this thread if that's the case.

So what? Enemas are sexy, healthy, and fun.