Banana (peeled and unpeeled), cucumber, courgette, strawberries, grapes, carrots, corn, raw eggs, ice cubes, bottles ranging from shampoo to beer bottles, cans ranging from shaving foam to Redbull (my favorite), golf balls, candles, glasses (be very careful), mobile phones, toothbrush, hair brush, toilet brush handle, real cock, pencils, marker, sausages, hammers, screwdrivers, torchlight, batteries, dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, anal beads, GFâs fist, ice popsicle, golf club (both sides), high heels, marbles, broomstick, remote control, various kitchen utensils, nylon stockings, frozen chicken leg and counting.