Amazing recipie that simulates a high enema

To do this, first go to the local grocery store's candy and sweet aisle. Find the sugarfree mints. Check the ingredients for "sorbitol". If they have sorbitol, buy a few bags. Sorbitol is an artificial sweetener that the body does not digest well, so it all goes to the colon. Then, the chemical properties of sorbitol, if in large amounts, draw water into the entire colon. This causes a very thourough cleanse, as well as a buttload (no pun intended) of farting. An inividual mint contains about 0.5 grams of sorbitol, and about 20 grams will do it. This means eating about 40 mints a day will trigger a thorough and enjoyable cleanout. If you want to stop the shitting, just stop eating the mints. The little yellow splenda packets also each contain about 1 gram each of sorbitol, so 20 packets dissolved in water will give you the same experience in enema form. Try one or both of them and post what happened, or just what you think about the recipe.

Thats about the same effect as two tablespoons of salt in a quart of water when consumed in a 15 min. period.

Ooptnac. Wouldn't you rather take an good, old fashioned, Ivory soap, two-quart enema with your favorite nozzle. Maybe even retain it for 10-15 minutes (or try too 😁). I think I would!

thats about the same effect as two tablespoons of salt in a quart of water when consumed in a 15 min. period.

If by "consumed" you mean by mouth, no, it isn't. If you swallowed two tablespoons of salt in a quart of water in 15 minutes, you would retain so much water you wouldn't believe it. You wouldn't urinate for quite a while and your bowel movement would get hard as your body attempted to counteract the intake of so much salt.

If salt worked, i would have said salt, and if i wanted to take an ACTUAL high enema, my bowels could then join the Circe De Solei

To do this, first go to the local grocery store's candy and sweet aisle. Find the sugarfree mints. Check the ingredients for "sorbitol". If they have sorbitol, buy a few bags. Sorbitol is an artificial sweetener that the body does not digest well, so it all goes to the colon. Then, the chemical properties of sorbitol, if in large amounts, draw water into the entire colon. This causes a very thourough cleanse, as well as a buttload (no pun intended) of farting. An inividual mint contains about 0.5 grams of sorbitol, and about 20 grams will do it. This means eating about 40 mints a day will trigger a thorough and enjoyable cleanout. If you want to stop the shitting, just stop eating the mints. The little yellow splenda packets also each contain about 1 gram each of sorbitol, so 20 packets dissolved in water will give you the same experience in enema form. Try one or both of them and post what happened, or just what you think about the recipe.

Neat idea. That makes sense why someone who I knew had diarrhea when they first consumed Splenda. If I remember, I might try the Splenda packets because my mom uses the stuff all the time, hence I have easy access to lots of it.

If some one wants to get Splenda that is cheaper than your typical grocery store, go to Costco or Sam's Club and get the box of Splenda that has like 900 packets in it for around $15 or $20.

I actually tried the "salt water cleanse" and it worked for me the couple of times I tried it. Three teaspoons of pink salt in a quart jar of water microwaved for a minute, gulp it down then lie down and let it do it's job. After 30 minutes it want's out ! Nothing I would do too often just was curious.

I'm diabetic and I had an encounter with sugar free candy and sorbitol. Wow is all I can say. If anyone has a wrong sense of humor like I do . Go to Amazon.com and read the reviews for the five lb bag of haribo sugarfree gummy bears that contain enormous amounts of sorbitol . You will cry laughing . There should be giant warnings about sorbitol not small boxes . Prunes contain the same sugar alcohol naturally. I don't know if anyone has tried prune juice enemas as I don't do them but I bet it would be a show!

Go to Amazon.com and read the reviews for the five lb bag of haribo sugarfree gummy bears that contain enormous amounts of sorbitol . You will cry laughing.

No joking! Here is the first review, as of the moment of this post, and it goes on from there.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B008JELLCA#R3FTHSH0UNRHOH

I used to call on a general surgeon who did gut surgery. When the now infamous PEG solutions were first developed (like Golytely) to flush out a colon by mouth, this Dr. told me he Rx'd a large quantity of mannitol, or sorbitol and got the same kind of clean out with them. He also told me that anyone who "pigged-out" on candy with one of these 2 chemicals as their sugar source, should expect to have diarrhea. I've seen it happen with my mother-in-law and spouse (both are Type II diabetics).

I for one try to avoid sugary candy even if it is "sugar free." I don't suffer from constipation but do enjoy doing enemas about once a week for erotic pleasure. As far as colon cleansing goes (and heightened eroticism), I will do a mild Dr. Bronner's Peppermint enema as one of my 2quart enemas. This to me is the best way for a very comfortable and non intrusive way to clean your colon.

Thanks for the posting the info. I did learn something about sorbitol.

If you want the cleanout that a high enema series produces, then dissolve two tablespoons of Epsom salts in a pint of water. Add lemon juice and sugar or artificial sweetener to make it more palatable, and chug it. Drink a pint of water over the next thirty minutes. Expect a moving experience, and plan on staying close to the bathroom all day.

Or just go to the drug aisle.

Get a bottle of "Magnesium Citrate Oral Solution" In whichever flavor you can keep down. It's inexpensive, and so it's a good idea to buy a second bottle in another flavor if you can, so you get a do-over if it doesn't stay down

Put that Magnesium Citrate in the fridge overnight.

When you get close to bed time, don't eat any solid food, alcohol, caffeine or dairy products for at least two hours before bed, but DO take any prescription meds you may be on.

When you wake up, don't eat any of the above. DO drink ALL THE WATER YOU CAN STAND!! Do take any prescription meds.

At least an hour later, find a large drinking cup, like a stadium cup or similar. Put cold water in it. Ice can help, but not strictly necessary. If you have never had the stuff before you don't know how your body will react, so you might want to put a pillow on the floor in front of the toilet, kneel on it and drink the stuff that way, in case the gag reflex is too strong.

Once you break the seal on the bottle it's time to get on with it. Drink a sip of the mag citrate and a sip of the cold water. Let the bitter aftertaste get past it's peak and repeat.

Keep that up till the bottle is empty. Then drink as much water as you can stand.

You could have as little as 45 minutes, or as much as 3 hours, but things will start happening in your stomach within an hour. Drink water any time you can, even if you have to just sip it.

There will come a point about 2-4 hours after you take it where you may not be able to leave the bathroom between expulsions.

when the expulsions start, they will look like pond scum and will feel like the worst enema expulsions you have ever had.

Things should start to wind down in about 6 hours, and be all done in about 8.

After that drink some Gatorade, Powerade, or Pedialyte to restore your electrolytes.

Inexpensive, and duplicates the expulsions of a high volume enema.