This was a lie but more of a misunderstanding... I broke my leg in a motorcycle accident about 30 years ago and during my month long stay the nurse would come in on the beginning of thier shift, and take my temp. Blood Pressure, and pulse. Then she would ask if I had a B.M. that day. I kid you not...I had no idea that she meant bowel movement. I though it meant Basal Metabalism. for which I would say no. After 3 or 4 days of this, an evening nurse [always the same one] would come in and give me a soapy enema from a disposable bag. Of course though I complied to her instructions and whatnot, I could not understand why I was being given so many enemas. This nurse was a really cute strawberry blond, with a nice cute build, not voluptuous, but petite, kind of short, and cute, with a sweet looking face. Invariably I would get an intense hard on every time she came in to give me my 3rd day enema. Which I know she saw, but ignored it. after about the 4th. such enema, she came in after I expelled it all, and asked me why I'm having such a problem going to the bathroom. I told her that I wasnt,to which she then asked why I said no the the BM question?...Did I really enjoy getting enemas?
Suddenly I realized the mistake, and I Laughed my ass off, and told her about what I had thought B.M. meant. She laughed with me thought it rather cute as well as funny. Well a short time later, I could hear other nurses laughing at the station across the hall, I knew what that laughter was about. Well this nurse began to come in later in her shift and talk and watch TV with me, and she later became my Girlfriend, for which she would then give me a couple of wonderfully sexxy enemas, Me lying on the floor with her standing over me, bending over to insert the nozzle, and jerking my cock while I looked up at that cute pantied butt, till I came. She eventually became my wife.