Strange Anal Insertions

When I was young, around 11-12, I really liked inserting Q-tips up my anus. As such they were nothing very large or wide. But i liked to have the cotton tips soaked in soap or a liquid soap, so that the insertions induced very strong cramping.

Later as an adult, for the fun of it I made a number of wooden dildos. These were mainly of a smaller size than those that can be bought commercially, since the store bought dildos were often too large in diameter to fit comfortably. Making the dildos was a bit of a challenge since it wasn't easy to come up with an interesting design.

I guess it may seem a bit tame, compared to some here, but I have something which I use occasionally, just to 'straighten things out', it is a dinner candle... you know, one of those candles for use at a candlelight dinner. The blunt end first, which for me is the challenge, and then the long slow taper... mine is about 1 inch in diameter at the thick end, and it tapers down to nothing if you can handle the full length of 12 inches. I can't take the whole thing, and I don't try to force it; but a very nice feel, the candle's surface is very smooth. It is sufficiently long that I know that I will never lose it in there, but be careful...

And a post script... When I was in Amsterdam, I went to a live show, where I saw a girl do the same thing, as well as a few others up her vagina, and lit them... (she was bent over to the right) .

I like the feel, but I don't think that I would ever light one while it is in there; too much of a fire hazard...

Be warm

Ahhhh yes, the tapered candle....I love to see how far I can take it 😃

Ah yes, bananas and the occasional ginger. Works every time...

I once inserted a large ( a bit smaller than a cue ball) hand strengthening ball, one of the ones with a chime in it. When I moved my hips the muffled sound of the chime could be heard in my stomach. It was really cool making noise every time I sat down or got up. Then I got the great idea to sleep with it in. Trouble was I couldn't expel it the next morning as it had migrated up and I had tightened overnight. I panicked for a wile but started walking around and making small jumping motions to get it to drop and inserting just the tip of some toys and my fingers until I stretched enough to pass it. Hurt like mad and I was out of commission for a week.

I wanted to try one or both of those chiming Chineese balls. I'm glad Curiousmax has done it for us. I've tried several fruits & Roots, but the ginger root is by far the most interesting. I'm planning to try it again this afternoon.

I thought I had posted this on this thread, but apparently not. I’m new at this and just learning. A butternut squash in the descending colon! Are you kidding me?! Eleutheros, how in the world did you accomplish that. I can take a 2 3/4 in wide object as long as it doesn’t go in more than 4 in. After that it hurts and I am afraid of doing damage. I can get a soft, flexible double headed dildo to make the turn at the end of the rectum and go into the descending colon for a total of about 14 in. But anything rigid just won’t go. If this really is possible would someone explain to me how it can be done?

Actually anything inserted in the butt is "strange" 😳 But I like it! 😁

Cheers

Skybear

Handle of a screwdriver that slipped off it's shaft. I didn't really panic so much as self-deprecation took over. I was talking to myself " you dumbfuck, how could you be soo stupid" and suchlike.. Then, when I got over the hesitation to insert toys again, it was a smallish brass incense burner, that had a deceptive SHARP edge on the rim. It went in easily- was very enjoyable to manipulate it inside me and even felt comfortable enough that I almost forgot about it. Fell asleep. A while later, upon pushing it out..it became obvious how lackwitted I'd been. The inevitable convergence of events ended up with my having to walk across room for a TP roll. I dripped two "Teardrops" of bright,red, blood onto the floor. I giggled with detached awareness of how much worse it could have been.

The addendum to this? I had been idly contemplating what emotions a woman has when she sees a drop or more of her blood on a floor. Then again, there may be more than one of us gender neutral- who had bled a drip on the floor, eh?

Bananas peeled, grapes, sausage, foot long wieners, golf balls (don't try this!, trust me), corn on the cob, yogurt enema, homemade anal beads

After reading about the boiled eggs it got me recalling the Bratwurst's, and long polish sausage's I used to stick up there. I even ate them later....what a weirdo I was 😳 or.... still am. 😘

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After reading about the boiled eggs it got me recalling the Bratwurst's, and long polish sausage's I used to stick up there. I even ate them later. . . .

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Make sure those sausages are cooked before you insert them.

I certainly hope you re-cooked them after you retrieved them from your colon.

You don't want bacterial or parasitic infection from uncooked meat.

Well Susie, the long Polish sausage were pre-cooked in the package when I stuck them up my butt, and the brats were medium rare from a light boil. I later cooked them both plenty WELL before I ate them.I got hungry, and saw no good reason to throw them out LOL that was a long time ago, and only a few incidences. I think it was while I was looking for household items that might feel good, too scared to have anything like anal toys around the house

Can anyone recommend a VERY flexible/soft double-dong?

I have an 23inch from bondara.co.uk ... but it seems a bit too hard to insert the last bit...

Or a cheaper alternative to a Colon Snake?

Years and years ago, when I was a girl in junior high and high school, I would sometimes slip a Ticonderoga pencil in my ass while doing homework up in my room. Or sometimes when I went to bed I would slip the pencil in my ass and doze along with it while I got myself off - this was high school days. Another thing item I used when I was growing up was the handle of one of those white nylon cooking spoons with the long handle. I was always curious as to how these looked in my ass and used my hand held mirror from my vanity to admire my ass with either a pencil .. that spoon .. or sometimes a rat tail comb nestled in my ass. And of course, rectal thermometers.

But mostly I remember those yellow Ticonderoga pencils that I slipped in my ass. Every once in a while I will still slip one of those pencils in my ass and even though I've been anally active with my enemas and ass play .. I still like the feel of that kind of pencil in my ass.

I have used the handle of a rachet. It was round and was kind of bat shaped toward the end. fit nicely. The cool thing was that the wieght of it made it interesting to just leave it sitting in there by itself.

Probably the strangest I've done was the handset of a good old desktop telephone. 😃

Probably not strange, but I've used hot dogs, sausages, bananas, cucumbers, carrots, screw driver handles, bottles, anything that might fit. I even bought some butt plugs and a vibrator to use.

The strangest iv probably done was a shower tap it was good shaped but otherwise iv used carrots pens fingers pens stapes in a shitload of tape to make a plug, lollies bannas

Ahhhh Let's Play Safely Folks

Yes, safe play please, before all else.

G.N.

Don't do anything you wouldn't want to have to explain to an ER physician.

"I don't know how that can of sweet corn got up there, doc!" 😁

It must have been on the chair when I sat down!

Not too strage but I enjoy seeing how many ice cubes I can insert, I usually get three to four before it gets too cold.

My girl friend shoved it up there when I wasn't looking :'(

I tried carrots, cucumbers, candles, and several sex toys, especially these anal dildos with the 4 or 5 little balls on it, and it still makes me hot writing this.

Yesterday I tried for the first time a peeled banana, and it was delightful to put it in and have the feeling when it smoothly gets out.

I found some new ideas here, thank you!

One of my favorites is an enema nozzle that I made from black Delrin. I drilled it through with a 3/16" hole for good flow and jet projection. It is a full 1" diameter at the head, tapering down to 1/2" over its 5" length. The tip is nicely rounded for comfortable insertion, the whole thing is polished to a glass-like surface and the shape makes make for easy retention. It is very much like some conventional enema nozzles only much bigger!! I particularly like to use this with a very warm (110F) soapy enema solution, hanging the bag about head high for an energetic flow. I usually warm the nozzle and start with the tip just pressing against my well-lubed anus and release the flow so that the force of it actually opens my anal sphincter and I feel the enema surging past my sensitive orifice. Intermittent start and stop with a pressure bulb adds to the sensation. Then I slowly insert the nozzle to its full length, stopping and pulsing the flow for the desired effect. Along the way I pull the nozzle almost all the way out and and thrust it back in many times, fucking my ass with it, as the enema pumps into my rectum like hot cum from a giant orgasm. During expulsion of the hot soapy enema I actually have a kind of orgasm with chills up and down my back and my cock is dripping sweet pre-cum juice.

Anyone tried a raw egg up the butt? i can imagine it would be nice to jam a finger up my but once its inserted to break the shell to allow the egg to slowly dribble out of the butt.

Wow sweetsex, 14"! I can barely get my 12" all the way up there.

Would a banana or a battery count as wierd?