Strange Anal Insertions

I like to throw a packet of grapes in the freezer, wait for them to get really frozen and hard, and then stick them up my ass with a bunch of Astroglide lube. It's an amazing sensation, especially when they're cold. However, it's easy to get carried away, since they're so small. Before you know it, your anus will be stuffed to the brim, and your asshole will be quivering in delight as you struggle to hold all those grapes inside your rectum. I've inserted as many as 50 up my ass once, and it was quite an incredible experience - just a fantastic full feeling that resulted in multiple orgasms. Needless to say, it was quite difficult to hold all of them in, but I managed to hold them in for perhaps 30 minutes before needing to release them. I usually try to aim for 30-40 grapes, which is ideal for me in terms of balancing the pleasure and the discomfort for extended periods; more than that, and my ass can't take it. Once the grapes warm up inside your rectum, they start to get soft and squishy, leading to grape juice leaking out of your asshole, which can lead to a nice little squishy sensation around your sphincter. I have 30 chilled grapes up my ass at this moment, and my body is trembling as I try to type and clench my butt cheeks at the same to prevent them from popping out.

I like to throw a packet of grapes in the freezer . . .

This reminds me of last summer during a really hot day I wanted to 'cool off' my submissive partner. With her ass up I started inserting frozen grapes into her. After a half dozen or so I slid my cock into her ass to push the grapes up further. I did this for possibly 30 or so grapes, fucking her in the ass a bit after every 5 or 6. We then continued to have anal sex which felt absolutely amazing as I could feel the grapes rubbing my cock and the hot/cold sensations were incredible. Highly recommended!

I was a teenager. Teenagers do stoopid stuff. I stuck a Barbie doll, feet first, right to her armpits in my ass. Why? Don't ask me, but I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time. I rinsed it off and gave it back to my sister.

I was a teenager. Teenagers do stoopid stuff. I stuck a Barbie doll, feet first, right to her armpits in my ass. Why? Don't ask me, but I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time. I rinsed it off and gave it back to my sister.

You couldn't get it further because Barbie couldn't flex and got hung up against the sacrum, eh? 😁 😁 😁

I used to insert batteries up my bum. Started with small ones then got onto the larger ones. Not that big at the time but once or twice they would get swallowed up and I'd freak out but realised after a few times that gravity works pretty well.... My small jewelled butt plug has nearly popped up once or twice too.

Grapes, carrots, bannas, mini base ball bats, brush handles, box end wrenches, screwdriver handles, golf balls, candles, ice cubes regular and formed in a hanging condom.

Bedpost. It was a little bigger diameter than I thought but was still fun

I made an attachment for my battery powered Makita hand drill from a 3/4" dowel.

I cut one end down to a 4 sided rectangle that was off centered and angled. The other end I smoothed and drilled 5/8 diameter holes in my dildo collection at the time.

I used my woodworking vice to clamp the drill/dildo combo so I could have a free hand for the trigger and along with a controllable variable speed used it to ream my ass with a very pleasurable eccentric motion. I was Reamed to the hilt!

I have worked in the endoscopy dept. of a hospital, as an Endoscopy Technician, and we did many colonoscopies as well other other upper endoscopes. At the present time I am working as a Colon Hydro Therapist in a doctors office as well as privately. Recently I was looking at the local help wanted ads. One of the local and world renowned and well known hospital/clinic had an ad for an Endoscopy Technician and part of the job was assisting doctors and the ER dept in "foreign body removal".

So if you goggle the subject of foreign body items found in the rectum you may be amazed. And remember you do not want to be the one to have to say to a nurse and or doctor "there is a ........ up my ass and I can not get it out.

Play carefully and always be cautious.

One of the local and world renowned and well known hospital/clinic had an ad for an Endoscopy Technician and part of the job was assisting doctors and the ER dept in "foreign body removal".

You should look for the book titled, "Stuck Up" written and compiled by a radiologist.

It is a full book of x-rays of foreign objects put in places they don't belong.

Thank you Switchable................

When i was a kid early in my fascination with playing with my ass, I'd stick all sorts of things up there. Looking back I shudder at my "resourcefulness" back then. Small flashlights, veggies (I threw them away, don't worry!), weirdest i can think of right now though is small furniture legs. Yea. I was desperate as young teen. lol

Baseball... Just now as I write this. Feels great as I roll around on it and it starts pushing inside. I guess round is a good shape!

I've always had a fantasy of inserting the barrel of my large Mont Blanc Meisterstück #149 fountain pen into my partner's anus with the nib sticking out and then having her lie on her tummy and try to sign a greeting card by moving her ass as the gold nib moved against the paper. So far, it's still a fantasy.

I made a replica of my cock out of walnut. I polished and sanded it to a super smooth finish. I pinned a flat bladelike piece of metal to the sac end of it. I could now attach this to my reciprocating saw and have a variable speed ass fuck use my own cock dimensions. Used this for years until latex and silicon vibrating dildos came out.

The first thing I ever fucked myself with was my hairbrush but just the handle of course so no worry about it getting stuck in there.

I've used a carrot many times, between girlfriends that is, which is great because one you heat it a bit it becomes warm and soft, which I guess is more like a real cock than a hard plastic dildo. But you have to use a big one and carve it with a big base so it can't get lost inside!

I enjoy inserting a vaginal speculum in my rectum and spreading it wide open while resting on my side for about 45 minutes. I pretend a woman has inserted it into me. I must be careful not to cut my colon while doing this though because, I wouldn't want sepsis to occur.

What is the strangest item(s) you have put in your butt?

I just tried something new to me…. I just pushed a whole Roma tomatoe up inside me. I thought it was going to squish, but then it pushed on in. It's still there & the cold (it was refrigerated) feels great.

I just tried something new to me…. I just pushed a whole Roma tomatoe up inside me. I thought it was going to squish, but then it pushed on in. It's still there & the cold (it was refrigerated) feels great.

As a crossover comment to the ‘what before the internet?’ thread: see now, this is something so out of left field for me, so wacky and unexpected that never in a thousand lifetimes of living without the Internet would I have thought of doing this or of anyone else doing this. What an unexpected activity!

And yet here we are. I have learned something amazing just by being on the Internet.

My hat off to you for being so original.

This is pretty tame compared to some of the listing here, but for several years until I acquired my own rectal thermometer, I used popsicle sticks. Luckily I never got a splinter in my butt.

Careful with those water bottles…

https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/iranian-man-has-water-bottle-removed-from-anus/

Here is a bit of a twist that was some what inspired by Susie. She had a variation on it using a frozen over ripe banana. Slip three glycerin suppositories into your rectum followed by two super plus tampons. The glycerin suppositories will draw the water out of your colon/rectum and begin to swell and fill you up and you can enjoy the expansion. You can also slip in the suppositories after tampon insertion, I've done it both ways. slip a finger or two in after a couple of hours and feel how juicy it is! If you can sleep overnight like that, all the better. You can wake up in the middle of the night and do a little kagel tug and feel your full rectum. I strongly advise that you do a little clean out of your rectum before doing this because otherwise the suppositories will just make you poop everything out. You can also try using ice cubes instead of suppositories. Take the ice and put it in a dish of cold water so as to let the rough and sharp edges melt (only takes a few seconds). Slip in as many as you can handle followed by a couple of tampons. Do not do this over a carpeted area because you're going to initially drip. This will be a rush on your prostate and you might have the immediate urge to expel. Hang in there because the reward is well worth it. Melting ice and swelling tampons…pretty nice . Be careful of sitting down on anything you don't want stained because the tampon strings will wick the moisture if there is excess melted ice. Can you imagine being at a friends house and getting up from their sofa leaving a big wet stain behind not to mention your pants! Want to explain that?

A Candy Cane for Christmas 🎄 It felt nice & minty. That will be the only food I stick up my arse🍑!

robjuicy

“Anyone tried a raw egg up the butt? i can imagine it would be nice to jam a finger up my but once its inserted to break the shell to allow the egg to slowly dribble out of the but.”

I've done raw eggs in the shell many times. The thing to worry about doing that is having the shell break inside of you & cutting up your insides. I never had one break once it was inside though. I did have one break when I was starting to push it in, but it didn't cause any damage…. Just a mess.

I should add that I started out with plastic eggs & would put a few in at a time. I never did more than one real egg at a time, for fear of them breaking each other.

Wouldn't it be a cool bar bet, to win money when you say you can lay an egg & then see their reaction when you actually do it? Lol

Anal play, plugs, dildos and enema nozzles and catheters was/were my 3rd/6th known fetish, confirmed first at 15, the first 2 at about age 8 and 12. Still going strong at 71, countless insertions since 15, but nothing at all unusual and never any food. I enjoy oatmeal and yogurt too much to use them for an enema which apparently some members enjoy. As for any other spherical to cylindrical foods, I’m already too much of a picky eater to risk it. And I’m a U.S. MD doctor, so I’ve already helped with or seen too many “wow, that sounds like fun” object removals from unfortunate rectums.

Eric

I've put a doz raw eggs in an enema bag and watched them slowly go down the tube. That would be pretty expensive these days.

Interesting feeling though if they were refrigerated.

Oh my, and I thought a qtip was a bit weird! Some of these posts are quite eye opening… I guess I have more options that I realized 😁

I added another item to my list of strange anal insertions - a 500ml 66mm wide beer can. A few days ago I was alone in a hotel room, reading some anal erotica, which made me all horny and my ass twitchy, but had nothing adequate to please my bum with me. Looked around the room and the only thing remotely suitable to fill me up and give me the stretch I was craving was a beer can I brought with me into the room. I tried to insert a beer can a few years ago, but was unsuccessful, as its shape was too blunt to make its way in me, It just pressed against my anus and couldn't open me up. This time I was determined to give it a better second try - as a few years of anal antics in between should surely help. Got some lotion on my fingers and started fingering my butt, getting me as loose as I could by inserting 4 fingers. I laid down on the bed with a towel beneath me, fingered some more and pushed out hard as I pressed the bottom end of the can against my anus, to get the lower can ring inside. With some can turning and angle adjusting I managed to get the ring in, wedged the can against the bed and started to grind on it. About 10 minutes of deep breathing and pushing on it later, it slid inside, making me gasp for air. Felt its coldness (it got almost warm before my attempt, but not yet at room temperature) which accentuated the full and stretched feeling. Slid it a few inched out and back in a few times, to make it find the sweet spot inside, then turned over to my side and lifted my butt a bit so it would not slide out. Managed to keep it in and enjoy it for 30 minutes, of which last 10 was squirming as the feelings were getting overwhelming. Finally popped it out and buried my fingers inside for more moaning. Felt the sore anus for a day afterwards. It was not the biggest hard thing I managed to get inside, but certainly the hardest because of its blunt shape. The stretch, fullness and smoothness was really nice, but getting it in was bad. Maybe if I had some of my bigger plugs with me to open more beforehand it would be easier, but nevertheless it was a fluke of the moment, not going to repeat anytime soon.

Well I play on the safe side so all I have put in my bottom is; a rectal thermometer (both digital and glass) I tried for the first time yesterday our ear 👂 thermometer (yes it worked), a q-tip, a baby carrot (but just barely got the tip in and then worried that I might lose it inside me) a toy thermometer, and few toys. Like I said….I’m kinda chicken when it comes to stuff like that so I always air on the side of caution and keep it simple!