Strange Anal Insertions

This weekend I'll try a methycellulose enema.

When mixed with water it will feel and act like sperm. Gonna try maybe 1-2L. For those who dont know, its food grade and safe to use.

Good luck getting it to flow down through the tube.

That's going to be your challenge.

You're going to need a very wide diameter tube.

Been there done that.

A cum enema would be awesome, but it would work better if your domme used one of those large Japanese enema syringes.

A cum enema would be awesome, but it would work better if your domme used one of those large Japanese enema syringes.

I DEFINITELY don't want a cum enema. Not that I have anything against semen in my ass, I have that on a regular basis. But in order to collect enough for an enema it would seem you would need many donors to get an appreciable amount, and I will pass on having a bunch of guys semen injected into me.

That's just asking for a disease.

No susie, lol, not actually real cum, a substitute of sorts. Something that looks and feels the part but is all synthetic. Cum is really humiliating and it would be awesome to replicate.urine from either yourself or a domme that has been tested is super degrading as well.

No susie, lol, not actually real cum, a substitute of sorts. Something that looks and feels the part but is all synthetic. Cum is really humiliating and it would be awesome to replicate.urine from either yourself or a domme that has been tested is super degrading as well.

Well, then what's the point if it isn't the real thing?

A mixture of heavy cream or egg nog and water will look just like 10 minute old liquified semen.

As with other enemas, ANY ENEMA is only humiliating or an act of submission if the receiver thinks of it that way.

If I grab my husband around the neck and say, "GIVE ME A FUCKING CUM/SEMEN/CARBONARA SAUCE ENEMA, GOD DAMMIT" am I supposed to be humiliated or feel submissive when he does? I don't think so. If my husband masturbated daily for a month or a year and saved it all in the refrigerator and I told him to squirt it all up my ass, it could be because I would be REALLY turned on by that.

An enema is only an act of submission if the RECEIVER thinks it is--it has nothing to do what the giver thinks except in his own mind--which has nothing to do with the receiver.

You know what, you are right Susie, I guess I never thought of that from that perspective. I have never received an enema from anyone else, so I must have been talking from my own inexperience,

Italian zucchini, cucumbers, carrots, etc.

Anything that feels good....esp.. like frozen corn dog in a condom. When I was a teen I esp. loved larger broom handle....cucumbers

....nozzles....my female friend and I love a double dong.

Even as a small child of 9 I was anally erotic and inserted all sorts of things inside my butt. I recall once me putting in a hairbrush handle and thrusting it in and out. Since I was a child, and did not know about or care for proper lubing, I ended up hurting myself. That didn't stop me however; I just learned to take things slower.

Just bannanas

Vegetables, screwdrivers, pool balls, soap bottles, candles, deodorant bottles, soda cans, various tubes and hoses, rocks, sausages, hands, pool noodle, bouncy balls. If it had a round end and wasn't too wide, I'd shove it up my ass.

I have read this particular post and as I was slightly inspired, I decided to buy some sort of fruit, in this particular case, a tomato.

Now I know you wrote that you could keep, in your case, the squash up there for a little over a week, but have you ever had that concern of it blocking your guts?

So I have this tomato, and I can feel it, at first it felt quite fun, but after three days of not being able to poo quite properly, I'm getting worried.

Is this what you would call a "normal" thing to happen? The getting rid of waste part.

I mean, a tomato is a lot softer than a squash that's for sure, but is the intestine that good at having... "stuff" inside it for that long?

I know my body isn't your body, but are there any pointers you could give please?

I just don't want to end up having a panic attack because of the thought I might bust a gut.

At the time of writing this I can feel it, it's not an... "invasive" feeling, I just know it's there.

I guess I'm just an inexperienced person... ugh.

Thanks. ^_^

Hi Gutsy...

constipation of 4 or 5 days is quite common and people are just fine after that. I'd wait for another day or two, maybe even longer (someone with some medical background or more experience than me, please chime in). Eat lightly, I bet you have less appetite already. If it does not come out by then by bowel movement, I'd try some butt play to loosen the sphincters and then an enema to flush everything out. Maybe you can find an inflatable nozzle which would do the trick. People here have reported good success rates at flushing out things lodged inside with enemas. If after an enema the tomato is still stuck, then I'd go to the doctor for a lookup back there.

I know there were posts here of someone putting in an vegetable (I don't remember which one any more) and keeping it for two weeks or more until it softened up and then evacuated everything. Even if it is possible, I just don't think it is healthy thing to do....

Wish you all the best!

One time, I decided to put four apples up my ass. I had done three before, and absolutely loved the feeling! However, three apples weren't enough to go around the bend in the colon. When I tried four, the orgasm was just as good (maybe better), but the fourth apple had been pushed past the bend above the rectum and was sitting in the bend below the descending colon. Three apples came out easily enough when I was done cumming. I could feel the fourth by pushing on my belly, but it didn't seem to want to move. It took a lot of pushing from the outside and pushing from the inside before it finally moved to my rectum. One good push later, it finally came out. Not saying that I wouldn't do it again, but I was sweating it while it happened.

I've slid entire sticks of butter up my rear. A real stretch and ecstacy when the rest is sucked in. It slowly melts and rubs my prostrate.

My ex used to love using carrots. They are tapered and can be shaped or knobbed very easily.

Two very large Ben Wa balls with chimes in a condom, then tried off with para cord. Then the para cord tied into a cock ring around the cock and balls. LORD, any movement lets you know one way or the other. Then the clanking and chimes just have to make you wonder if anybody else can hear them as you are shopping....

So that was You, Try Anything, standing beside me in the queue at Costco last night, I thought they were playing Jingle Balls on the P.A., Merry Christmas..

As a young boy I'd put tinker toys in my butt pretending the nurse was taking my temperature. Always wondered if my mom found my stash. Thinking back it was not that smart because of the rough edges.

So many things before I even reached adulthood or even puberty... One thing I've not heard, wrapping paper is in a clear plastic wrapping when new, I cut one end and slid out the wrapping paper, taped a bicycle tire pump to the open end and stuffed all the plastic up my butt, when I pushed down on the pump the pressure was amazing, all the way up to painful, if I wanted that.

Funny how what hurts now, becomes the one pleasure I can't get enough of when I start cumming. I used to worry that I would or did hurt myself, like sitting on a dong that's 2 3/8"dia. but after 2hours I can only open enough to barley get my 2"dia dong in me, but, decided to jerk off anyway just feeling the stretching and when the orgasm starts it's like I need more pain than I could even stand before and I impaled myself on that big dong and it felt so good! 2"dia = 6.28 circumference, 2 3/8"dia = 7.46"dia, that's a 1.17" stretch in like 3-4 seconds and no tearing or anything bad.

That was about 20 years ago, I don't worry any more. I now believe sodomy is natural, if it wasn't we would all hurt ourselves far more than we do and it wouldn't feel so good. Think about your ear hole or nose hole, or even the pee hole, there are few nerve endings at these openings, then why so many around the anus? Did we evolve those just so we could feel the texture of a turd as it leaves... I don't think so.

I was thinking about the story a friend of mine told about the girl that was impacted from swallowing a peach pit. Swallowing something that big? I bet it went in the bottom end, but she claimed she swallowed it. It took several 3H enemas (high, hot and a hell of a lot) to get it out, but eventually it did come out.

There are several ladies doing insertion videos, HoKinkyJo and Roxy Raye. They insert many things from silicon colon tubes to balls of various size in rather surprising numbers.... they all come out (on camera).

I think the biggest issue is panic, usually waiting is all that is needed, or an enema for more immediate results. Things like that peach pit with a rough surface could be more of a challenge, and people do get impacted on their own, like a friend of my wife's who went without a BM for 17 days. Now that is an interesting story,,,

She told my wife about her problem, not knowing Peg was into enemas (and as I found out later, it was taboo back then, liked girls more than boys).

This girl was bright scholastically, but rather lacking in common sense. If nothing else, after a few days she probably should have resorted to a laxative. But now she was hurting, but not wanting to go to her doctor (same woman waited until her third trimester before seeing her doctor to monitor her pregnancy!). So I guess that gives you an idea of where this woman's head was at, she hadn't told her husband either, in fact I am pretty sure Peg was the first one she told.

I'll never know how Peg did it, but she talked the woman into letting us help her! Peg told her she needed an enema, that she needed them occasionally herself, and that I got really good results with the enemas I gave. To make this even better for me, I had no advance knowledge, got home from work to find them waiting for me. A few winks from Peg and I was onto the scheme. So with Peg comforting her I told her I thought I could help her, but needed to perform a rectal exam, the woman had said she could feel it "right there" but not poop it out.

So with a lot of KY and a lot of encouragement from Peg I went to work. The hard mass in her rectum was probably bigger than anything most people here comfortably inserted, and I needed to break it up without doing any damage. With cooking oil, my fingers and a small spoon handle I finally managed break it up. I extracted a lot of very hard feces, and then used a bulb syringe and cooking oil to do a couple of enemas, and the feces that followed was still hard and impacted, and needed lots of digital manipulation to pass, but by then I could get small amounts of very warm soapy water into her, until finally a couple of two quart enemas got her cleaned out. She was pretty sore by this time but no longer suffering from the pain and terribly bloated feeling.

While I enjoyed every second of this, and it was a several hour long drama the end result pretty much indicated to me that, unless it is too extreme, or dangerous, like the fellow that inserted a glass Windex bottle, an enema, fingers, and lubricant is going to be all that is needed.

Peg, being my partner in crime on this, convinced the woman, who was in her early 20s at the time, to come back for a few more enemas until things were moving normally, so I got to give her quite a few more, about once a week for a while, or any time she went two days without a BM. Unfortunately she told some else about the enemas who told her she could give them to herself. However even one of my friends that is now into enemas, got hooked as a child, told me that it was several years after that first one when she realized she could do them solo.

Somy partners and I have had a variety of things up our butts, from balls of wet toilet paper to sex toys and silicone colon snakes. Anything that could break, was sharp, or too big to go in comfortably is going to come back out, probably on it's own or with some very pleasurable help with an enema and possibly from someone's fingers.

So far as ureatheral play and sounds, too much risk of infection, although I have let a kinky medical professional play with me a time or two. But, anyone who has had a bladder infection is propbably going to opt out!I

I've inserted a small plastic wiffle ball bat (about 1-7/8"), a 1-7/8 trailer hitch ball, screwdriver handles, a homemade wooden dildo, among other things. I like things with a big head and slightly smaller shaft. Large screwdriver handles are good for this.

Sat on a butternut squash last night,think i might stick to my dildos

Insert a large carrot into anus and sit properly on a stool

Anyone ever pushed one or both of their balls into their GF's ass (or girls, have you had it done to you)? I filmed my mate put both his balls into his GF's bumhole .. like a strange string of human anal beads I suppose. I only managed to get one of mine inside her. It was a bit unsettling when her sphincter grabbed round it, holding onto it like a butt plug. Wasn't so easy to pull out either, she had to help shit it out!

We give a try with no success, she wants to experience it really so much as me.

Long before I knew it was even sexual, I was sticking things up my ass. I would wander around the house finding objects, but my favorite was tampons (I still do sometimes). By the time I was a teenager, these objects were quite big.

Over the years- chair legs, every vaguely phallic fruit or vegetable, pool balls (up to four at once), a condom full of hard boiled eggs,

the list is too long, and a lot was many years ago.

I'm an adult now, and can buy my toys, but I still eyeball some things around the house (a perennial favorite is cans of coke, pushed all the way in, and worn around the house for a few hours. After a while they can be a challenge to push out, which is part of the fun.

Well, today I tried another unusual (for me) anal insertion. Let's just say a 9" x 2 1/8" cucumber fit very nicely and certainly filled me up. I loved it inside me. Cucumbers will remain a staple in our house after today's discovery.

A pair of socks inside a condom.......weird.......LOL

I like to throw a packet of grapes in the freezer, wait for them to get really frozen and hard, and then stick them up my ass with a bunch of Astroglide lube. It's an amazing sensation, especially when they're cold. However, it's easy to get carried away, since they're so small. Before you know it, your anus will be stuffed to the brim, and your asshole will be quivering in delight as you struggle to hold all those grapes inside your rectum. I've inserted as many as 50 up my ass once, and it was quite an incredible experience - just a fantastic full feeling that resulted in multiple orgasms. Needless to say, it was quite difficult to hold all of them in, but I managed to hold them in for perhaps 30 minutes before needing to release them. I usually try to aim for 30-40 grapes, which is ideal for me in terms of balancing the pleasure and the discomfort for extended periods; more than that, and my ass can't take it. Once the grapes warm up inside your rectum, they start to get soft and squishy, leading to grape juice leaking out of your asshole, which can lead to a nice little squishy sensation around your sphincter. I have 30 chilled grapes up my ass at this moment, and my body is trembling as I try to type and clench my butt cheeks at the same to prevent them from popping out.