Ever faked a medical problem.....

Dr Stiffer -- I think you are missing the main question -- would you fake a medical problem just to go for an appointment? What you talk about is different. Yes, there are many of us here who get something out of the real exam. Not everyone, mind you, but I fall into the category who does get a thrill out of them. There are obviously certain examinations/Dr specialties that might lend themselves to me getting that thrill. My urologist for instance is a very caring and good diagnostician. I trust her with my health. I would NEVER go to her and lie just to get that quick thrill.

The fact of the matter is I do enjoy her examinations but that is just a nice lil side benefit to being cared for by an excellent Dr.

If I was at the clinic and i had a female doctor, I would add on stomach cramps and sore behind, so i could maybe get a DRE. It worked a bunch of times !

I did say I would never fake a medical condition at the start of my post, but where do you draw the line when you judge people? I only have to get a physical every 3 years per insurance, yet I go every year as I like to see my PCP and I feel going more frequently won't hurt. Am I getting my "jollies"? Perhaps I am, but I'm getting preventative care, the doctor's office is getting paid, and they can tell me they don't have any appointments if they have patients who need critical care. I've PM'ed numerous people on this site who make more than one appointment a year, but I'm not going to reprimand them for their actions. I really wish I was into enemas, rectal temps, BDSM, or daipers, as they seem to be more fun and accepting as far as fetishes, whereas medfet feels like you're walking a tightrope. Please forgive me, as that's just my humble opinion, and I don't mean to offend anyone. Maybe this forum needs policing and some degree of censorship, but I'll be the last one to rebuke someone else on a fetish forum, and I'm glad the moderators most often let threads take their own course despite the diverse views.

Huh? I WISH I were faking my nuero issues 😢 I have however faked feeling BETTER in an attempt to "get out of" a spinal tap. didn't work and I am still getting one 😢 not much fun about a REAL desease. I have also asked my nuero " is the spinal tap REALLY needed?" his reply... we'll talk.Never had a spinal tap before and quite nervous.

Never to a physician, but being married to an RN for 12b years, I would frequently complain of gas, bloating, spasm and not going. She gave great enemas very often. She became convince it was a chronic condition and would hose me out twice a week. Alas, she was not a klysmo. and just wanted to help me feel better. Usually I'd screw her brains out after her enemas; she found that weird.

Yes, once I faked a medical problem when I was visiting Canada just to see what an exam would be like in Canada. It was a big disappointment as the exam was the shortest and worst exam of my life. Basically, the doctor just asked a few questions and gave me some sample pills to take...didn't even bother to even check my heart. After that disappointing visit, I have never felt the urge to fake a medical problem ever again.

Yes, I have faked medical problems 3 times in my life. Two were to receive barium enemas. Once in the 70's and once in the 90's. And another time in the 90's where I had a home health nurse come to my home to give me 2 HHH tap water enemas. All of these went well, and satisfied my medical fetish. I was hoping to receive cleansing enemas in the clinics before the barium enemas, but they insisted I come in with that already done.

Thanks to all the level heads out there who expressed their concern over patients who fake illness. Medical care is so expensive, scarce and time intensive and there is so much real illness out there that I would scream if I saw someone with feigned illness. Munchhausen's syndrome is no joke and Munchhausen's by proxy is child abuse. Thanks for all the appreciation. Liquidsky

Two thirds you underwent significant radiation exposure to get a barium enema? You're crazy! Since fluoroscopy is used during a BE the body receives a significant exposure to radiation. I hope you don't get a blood dyscrasia (leukemia or lymphoma) because of this foolish activity.

@liquidsky....the radiation exposure of a barium meal/enema/swallow AND fluoroscopy is actually less than the normal dose used to do 4-5head CTs....my dad is a radiographer and does 20+ CTs any given day and anywhere between 5-8 barium exams per day depending which site he's at.

I've never faked being sick in my life. I get bi yearly full back scans to check my scoliosis, I see both a neurosurgeon and neurologist (was yearly buuuut now every 3-6mths for a year and then yearly), I see an ophthalmologist yearly and my GP as needed for scripts or ER referrals ( don't need them but they prefer if you've seen a gp first who has then gone 'go to hospital, here's a letter')

Should never waste time of any medical departments or doctors

No, why would you waste the Physicians time and the money and expense involved? this is just completely stupid. If you have to take your desire to that extreme maybe you should seek some professional help. For those of us who have dealt with various medical issues in our lives and wished that we wouldn't have to go to the doctor to treat our various ailments it is kind of offencive for you to go and fake an illness just so you can receive some sort of examination. This is taking time away for patients who truly need to see the physician.

I faked my sickness, mainly just to skip school. When my mom bring me to the hospital for checkup and get an MC, I told the doctor that I feel dizzy caused I'm bleeding too much from my menstrual period. Then he arranged me to have blood test, in case I was anemic. The result turned out that I was, so I got to rest at home for two days and an appointment the next week for my first ultrasound, in case there are any abnormalities with my uterus/ovary, which the result then show no problem. So, those were what I got by trying faking sickness - a blood test, learn I was actually anemic, and an ultrasound.

No. Waste of time (on both sides) and money. This doesn't mean that I've always been smart - once or twice I took off in the wrong direction when trying to solve an actual problem and as a result I did waste time and have to put up with pointless investigations, but that wasn't intentional, it was just stupidity and stubbornness.

I once faked a temperature before my mother, I don't even recall why. It did not end well.

I had a girlfriend (now my wife) who I knew took enemas, so one day I was constipated and exaggerated my symptoms in the hope that she would propose to give me an enema, which she did.

But lose the time of a health professional? No

Never faked an illness to get a Doctors appointment, nowadays I've got enough real problems to be dealt with.

As an adult, I would never fake an issue and waste our doctors time. If anything, I would say I usually downplay any medical issues I have ('tis but a scratch!) until it obviously needs medical intervention. I'm not sure if that is a British trait? Stiff upper lip etc. But anyway, the last thing our health care system needs is more time wasters!

As a young teenager really did overact the slightest ailment if it could somehow get me out of playing sports at school. My mother would remind me that I couldn't possibly have period pain every week before swimming class! She did call my bluff plenty of times, which would lead to a scolding and one time she even dragged me to the doctors office.

Sorry mother!

In college one time I made an appointment at the medical clinic. I had noticed a small discoloration on my penis. While this wasn't exactly a made-up problem, because I imagined that it could have possibly been a sex-related abnormality, I was happy to use it an an excuse to be intimately examined. Turns out it was just a pimple or something innocuous.

Charlie59horse: On a few occasions, I have mentioned "a rapid heartbeat" in order to obtain an EKG and thorough chest exam as a cardio exam is my absolute favorite. I have even received an echo cardiogram, and tread mill testing, as a preventive measure referencing these complaints. However, this is as far as I have gone since I do not want to jinx my good health!

I have done the same to get to wear a holter ekg monitor

I have enough problems to deal with that I don't have to fake anything. I actually dislike going to the doctor but seem to be doing a lot of it.

Rule #1 It sucks to get old!