Enemas for weight loss

I had occassion to go with a model back in my "yout", and she took enemas all the time. I wanted he to give me one or two but couldn't quite get around to asking.

Her bag, with enema tip, hung in the shower and was always wet, and not from the shower!

Enemas slim a girl's tummy but only temporarily. I have competed in beauty pageants where a few girls took enemas. I don't think it makes much difference.

An enema will clean out your roughage but not take off any fat.

It will give you something fun to do instead of eating!

God, if only this were true. Then again, if taking enemas caused weight loss, I'd probably be back to my birth weight.

No. But they sure are fun!

I have weighed myself a few times before taking a series of enemas and then at the end and was down a couple of pounds after being cleaned out but it only lasts until you start eating again and your right it sure is fun.

So could the opposite be true? Can a person take on water weight from taking enemas? Obviously, most of the water is eliminated soon after insertion and most of the residual is excreted through the kidneys, but there is probably still a little hanging out taking up space and causing a little weight. I guess it would depend on how healthy your kidneys are, what medical conditions you have and what medications you're on.

For a small guy like me, I feel enemas do help control weight but only when combined with a healthy lifestyle. I suppose if you love enemas as I do, you'll believe enemas will solve just about anything. As I look at my total health situation and conpare it other folks my age, I have to believe enemas are doing something very positive for me. I mean, how many guys my age are waking up each morning with an erection because I am thinking about my enema sessiom tonight.

There are three others living in my house from ages 35 to 57yrs who have serious health issues and take medications on a daily basis, but I take none at 73yrs, could my enemas be helping me feel so good? I believe so.

Let the good times flow to the max, three quarts will do. w/m73yrs/Western Ma

So could the opposite be true? Can a person take on water weight from taking enemas?

The human body is 70% water. More than food, we need water to survive. Your body will take any steps it can to absorb water because it's so vital to it's livelihood. So yes, you can absolutely gain weight by taking an enema or six. If you have scales that can measure by the gram try doing a before and after and just see how much is absorbed!

One thing any semi-serious dieter will know is that your weight is mostly a reflection of how much water is in you. To truly see the effects of a diet you have to graph your weight out and run a rolling average on the numbers so you can see trends. Or you can just do it like me and go by how loose your pants are 😜

Thank you wonderfull people for your answers to my question .

Push away from the table sooner and that will be enough exercise. Won't it be ??

WC

. . . . . One thing any semi-serious dieter will know is that your weight is mostly a reflection of how much water is in you. . . . .

I'm sorry, but your weight above so called "normal" what ever that is, is mainly a reflection of how much FAT is in you, gorgeous, hunky muscle men excepted.

Yes, your weight will change greatly with your degree of hydration, but if I don't drink anything on a summer afternoon, I can sweat out a good five pounds after two or three sets of tennis, and I have measured that because I was curious. I don't consider my self to have lost an ounce when that happens either because after a few glasses of water, I am re-hydrated. The body balances all that out by itself, and that's a good thing too. You "lose weight" when you lose fat, not water. Of course you will "gain weight" if your body absorbs a lot of your water from an enema, but it does the same thing when you drink it, and I don't know anybody who complains that they gained weight after a glass of water, while most of us will complain that we gained weight after that second piece of chocolate cake preceded by an afternoon of chips, four hot dogs, an ear of corn, two burgers and five beers at an all day pig-out BBQ.

I remember when I took our older daughter to the pediatrician and she was weighed when she was about six weeks old. The pediatrician subtracts about an ounce for an infant diaper when they weight them. But on this occasion, the diaper had just been wet and the nurse recorded the weight with the wet diaper, and I informed the pediatrician of that. His response, that I initially didn't like, but then agreed with after a quick reflection, was the couple of ounces of urine was inside her five minutes earlier, and had she been weighted then, she would have had a dry diaper. "Water weight" all balances out in the end, and it is neither a net gain or loss in the long run.

Lost or gained water weight isn't really weight gained or lost. You have to lose fat to do that. I hope we have all agreed that enemas don't cause you to lose weight either. It just lightens the load inside the colon and gives you an enjoyable activity to do instead of eating.

The concept of how your pants fit is a good one, but no one really gains or loses that much weight to make much of a difference in a day. Month to month, it is a very good indicator of how you are doing.

My experience is "no." I could have avoided gastric bypass Surgery if that had been the case.

Pear

Enemas don't aid it weight loss (maybe short term). Enemas are used when doing "fasting" diets to clean the colon. There are only three things that will make you lose weight; 1800 kc. per day (max), 60 mins moderate exercise every day, i.e. 3-4 mile walk. And the 3rd thing is the easiest weight loss method...CRYSTAL METH. The first 2 methods should be used together for a long term plan of weight loss. The third method is much quicker...just make sure you have pleanty of life insurance

Enemas will do absolutely nothing for weight loss. The best you can expect from them is that when you're done you'll be a little lighter from what would've happened a few hours later had you not had one. The vast majority of your food's nutrients will already be absorbed by the time it hits what an enema hits, all that's really left is water and stuff you can't absorb.

There's a few other topics on the forum that says the exact same thing.

If you do enough series of enemas and use a colon tube for a cleanout you may lose some weight if you get enuf feces out of your colon, but as a way to lose weight it's not.

They may not help you loose weight, but after one i feel like i just lost about 10 pounds! 😁

If regular enemas worked for weight loss there would be LOTS more of us!

I've lost over 200 lbs. from GBS. I did give myself occasional Fleets to ease the passage when I was introduced to more solid food. It didn't in my opinion, help me lose my weight.

The fact is that all weight gain is due to taking in more food calorie's that will be burned for body maintenance. I fully agree with the prior post that enema will not cause weight loss after the intake of excess food.

I have experienced a mechanism where enemas have helped me reduce my intake of food. I have found that an enema relaxes the digestion track for a substantial period following the procedure. Hunger does not develop during this period. The result is I have no desire to indulge in eatting. This has resulted in reduction in intake that results in real weight loss.

This protocol for weight loss was practiced at health resort clinic in West Germany in the 1950. The enemas appeared to allowed the clients to remain on the clinic diet for sufficient time to archive significant real weight loss.

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It might work once! For 99% of those of us on this site, enemas will not take off any "real" weight. If you notice any reduction of weight after an enema, it won't be much different from what the reduction of weight would have been from your next BM if you had never taken the enema. The only way I can see an enema session or a colonic taking weight off without gaining it back the next meal is if a person never had an enema or colonic in their life. And they might have 5 or 10 pounds of accumulation over the years inside them. Someone might get that out with a series on enemas, or a colonic. But once that is gone, there is no more to loose. For example: If you never had an enema or a colonic in your life, you might get a colonic and swear you just lost five pounds and kept it off. I'm sorry, but you will not loose five pounds every time you get a colonic; if you did, at 150 pounds, your weight would be zero after just 15 colonics. I'm sorry, but that's not going to happen. You might loose five pounds once, if you never had a colonic before. You might be lucky to loose a pound after your second one. After that, you will never loose another ounce because all the "concrete" that was taking up space inside you is gone. And I think that applies to 99% of the people on this site. As for the other 1%, I say "Welcome to this site and your new interest!!"

It only takes out the blockage in your bowels so after a couple it shouldn't do anything anymore.

I haven't noticed any real weight loss, but I haven't had any weight gain either.

My wife has agreed to an Enema once a month as a compromise to my urging. It has worked well for some time. During the session I can give and receive as many Enemas as I like and am in complete control. I can use any equipment I choose. I usually try to be as gentle as possible so as not to put her off.

I also have been allowed to do a session before travel so as not to have to contend with a BM while on a plane etc.

Lately I have suggested a coffee Enema for her frequent headaches, but have not had a chance to do that one yet.

My question is that I have kind of convinced her that a weekly Enema could aid in weight loss. She is not fat, maybe 15lbs overweight. Will this work? Any suggestions?

If there is any weight loss, it is only due to cleaning out the lower bowel. It can take up to 3 days to get rid of all "food" in the body. Proper eating and exercise is the only way to lose weight.....but, hey, if it works to get her to partake in your "fetish", go for it! LOL

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The enema itself won't help with signifigant weight loss, but I have found after a good thorough cleansing it is much easier to stick with a healthy diet. Not as tempted by those junky cravings!

Having an enema after a good 2 to 3 mile run is great and I have always kept the weight down and I'm not sure about the weight loss.

I'm with enemaron and say if enemas had that effect on weight loss we would be talking to everybody about enemas and it would be the biggest seller 😃

I have tried and tried again to loose weight from enemas - fact is it just doesn't happen. It sure was fun trying though.

I agree that there is no direct weight loss by taking enemas or colonics. BUt if taking them is pat of a motivational scheme that promotes exercise and diet - then there is an indirect weight loss benefit from them. I started a program to lose weight which included hard workouts, diet, and a reward of getting a massage for every 5 lbs I lost. The goal of the massage contributed to my weight loss....could have just as easily been an enema instead of the massage (just didn't think of it)

--a hundred and twelve years ago when I was a fearless fighter-pilot living in Laguna Beach, CA I was going with a fairly well known model (at the time; mid fifties) and she always had an enema bag with black rectal nozzle hanging in the shower. I once asked her about it and she said it was to help her stay skinny.

I always wanted to ask her for an enema...hinted around several time after a long flight and feigning constipation, etc. butt it never worked. She didn't ever respond.

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Enemas don't make you lose weight.....BUT after a good cleanout, they make you FEEL ten pounds lighter. 😁