Enemas for weight loss

Heh, I was a Physics major and I remember Halliday and Resnik. We had Feinman's books too.

😁

Only water is absorbed in the colon, and an enema empties only the colon. Therefore, the only thing an enema can do is flush out shit (the main purpose, right?) and possibly screw up your electrolyte/hydration balance.

Weight loss is possible with oral laxatives though because they'll empty both intestines, but this has its own risks, or so I've heard.

I'll let the medically trained kinksters elaborate on that if they like.

OMG the English system of units sucks the big wazoo. 😁

GO METRIC / SI

Let the metric/SI jokes (puns) begin.

What does a dying centimeter (dyne-cm) say?

Erg!

I think we agree that an enema does not help long term weight loss. BUT, since no one has ever said enemas are the cause of them getting fat, I am going to keep doing it. At least I THINK I feel better after a good enema, and that counts too.

Im not sure if enemas help you lose weight but I do believe they make you feel good afterward and help you to eat better

The "feel good" of taking an enema (s) can have a positive effect on a person mentally. If this is a bit of help in someones weight loss journey who am I to tell them they do nothing.

Keeping stress and any other triggers that counter good eating habits at bay is best when trying to lose weight. If enemas are a part of that plan then all the better. Especially with those of this kinky crowd.

As an aside, my Garmin watch works in combination with my Garmin scale to refine the amount of energy that I expend running. It uses my mass in combination with my HR (wrist-based) and pace. It may go one step further when I use either my chest strap HR monitor or the running dynamics pod that links to my watch. Either one is able to measure my stride characteristics such as flight time, elevation change per step, contact time, and percentage or ratio of my step height to stride length. Based on all this data, I can see an estimate of my power output (in watts) in near real time and an accumulated average. It attempts to correct for average wind and direction by synchronizing to a nearby weather station. Of course, energy output can be selected as Calories or as joules

It's cool technology. Since I run marathons in the European continent, it has helped to think and practice in terms of metric/ SI units since all measurements are based upon those units (though, I don't know what the metric word equivalent to "mileage" would be).

I think we can all agree that if enemas really helped weight loss, then enema equipment manufacturers would be swamped with orders. The simple truth is, they don't! That said, I know several young women who make their living "dancing" in clubs. These establishments usually have rigorous weight limits based on height. A weigh-in (usually nude) is a regular part of a job interview, as are random weigh-ins if the manager sees a girl getting pudgy. every one of them take at least one, and usually two or three large enemas to remove as much bowel content as possible. They swear it takes off at least three pounds for the weigh in. That is, of course, NOT real weight loss.

@Enema_Runner said

Since I run marathons in the European continent, it has helped to think and practice in terms of metric/ SI units since all measurements are based upon those units (though, I don't know what the metric word equivalent to "mileage" would be).

It's kilometerage, what else could it be ? ? ? ? ? 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

Actually, I have heard simply km/l and liters/100km

Surprisingly, SI does not have a term analogous to "mileage"

It's kilometerage, what else could it be ? ? ? ? ? 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

Actually, I have heard simply km/l and liters/100km

Surprisingly, SI does not have a term analogous to "mileage"

Similarly, there is no Quarter Pounder with Cheese at McDonald's on the European Continent.

Similarly, there is no Quarter Pounder with Cheese at McDonald's on the European Continent.

They could have an "eighther kilogrammer" or a

double eighther kilogrammer AKA quarter kilogrammer

and the people would come out a little ahead.

WRT the discussion on whether skipping meals was good or bad for weight loss (intermittent fasting) the wench was right and I was wrong. 😧 Here's a recent article from the Harvard Health Blog. FWIW - don't ever argue with the wench - you won't win!

https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/intermittent-fasting-surprising-update-2018062914156

Judging from my record for 20 years ( I measure my body weight before and after for every enema), I don' t see any influence between enema and body weight.

Rather, weight gain by loosing ability of metabolism due to aging seems to be dominant.

Susie,

"eighter kilogrammer" ??

Really? That's about 1/10 of a cow.

How about Viertelpfünder

That's an "eighther" kilogrammer, as in an eighth of a kilogram, a bit over a quarter of a pound.

A double "eighther" kilogrammer AKA quarter kilogrammer, or slightly over half pound, or double quarter pounder.

Mental gymnastics. 😄

I know that enemas are not an effective means of weight control, but a good enema just makes me feel lighter, better. Doesn't that count?

@cheryl77177 -

I know that enemas are not an effective means of weight control, but a good enema just makes me feel lighter, better. Doesn't that count?

Of course! Besides, it makes a good excuse to cover the "real" reason for that nozzle in my ass!

Yesterday, i have found few great informations on the internet as enema could be use a fantastic spring cleaning to reduce kilogrammes as also to being fit, healthy, eco etc. Mostly based on coffee high volumes enema, made everyday by week or two. Have you ever has got enemas just for celebrate spring? Did you ever used as lifestyle (yoga, eco membership)? Have you ever check that you are loose kg before and after enema?

Enemas are not really effective for weight loss.

They can dehydrate you and that can take some weight off BRIEFLY

As you re-hydrate you will put that weight right back on.

And yet you will likely remain electrolyte depleted, or if you try try to do it too fast make the electrolyte depletion worse.

That is WHY it seems to be untrue that most bulimics actually make routine use of enemas.

Yesterday, i have found few great informations on the internet as enema could be use a fantastic spring cleaning to reduce kilogrammes as also to being fit, healthy, eco etc. Mostly based on coffee high volumes enema, made everyday by week or two. Have you ever has got enemas just for celebrate spring? Did you ever used as lifestyle (yoga, eco membership)? Have you ever check that you are loose kg before and after enema?

All that is just internet crap and hype.

Enemas will certainly clean you out, but unless you have a specific GI problem, a "spring cleaning" enema is ridiculous.

Years ago I wanted to see if taking a big soapy enema or two would work as a way to curb my appetite and thus lose some weight. Well, it did not work, but at least I enjoyed the enemas - especially since they felt really good on a hungry, empty stomach. I should add, I really didn't think the enemas would reduce appetite, but I thought that the sexual excitement that was part of doing them might...

I take enemas to celebrate days that end with a "Y".

Years ago I wanted to see if taking a big soapy enema or two would work as a way to curb my appetite and thus lose some weight. Well, it did not work, but at least I enjoyed the enemas - especially since they felt really good on a hungry, empty stomach. I should add, I really didn't think the enemas would reduce appetite, but I thought that the sexual excitement that was part of doing them might...

I don't really think enemas will curb an appetite in any way. More often than not a meal seems to be on the agenda after a good cleanout. I think it increases appetite, not the other way around. It's my pleasure to buy too!

I, myself, always hungry after I take a good enema. That may not be the case to everyone, but I am always real hungry as far back as I can remember. Mom used to always have something ready for me to eat after she gave me one.

Enemas are pretty much useless for weight loss. It is true that a mighty enema or colonic will usually get a couple of pounds of poo out of someone, but the weight will go right back on after your next meal.

Many years ago, I was at a colon hydrotherapist one Friday about 4 in the afternoon. As the therapist and I were chatting, and with a long time therapist such chat can get quite explicit and she told me there was another client coming in soon after my session. The new client was the teen daughter of another of her frequent clients and the daughter was having trouble getting into a tight-fitting dress for a prom that evening. Her mom had suggested having a clean out with a colonic to empty her of poo and slim her tummy and she came in just as I was leaving. I have no idea if she was able to get into the dress, but do know a really good colonic will reduce one's waist be a couple of inches or more.

. I have no idea if she was able to get into the dress, but do know a really good colonic will reduce one's waist be a couple of inches or more.

any data to support that? Besides colon hydrotherapists BS?

Considering all the enemas I have had over the years - if each enema caused only one ounce of lost weight, I would have shriveled up and disappeared twenty years ago. As some others have said, any weight loss is temporary due to loosing a pound of shit.

Considering all the enemas I have had over the years - if each enema caused only one ounce of lost weight, I would have shriveled up and disappeared twenty years ago. As some others have said, any weight loss is temporary due to loosing a pound of shit.

Cheryl7717, your analysis applies to all of us. Can't you just imagine this entire population walking around shriveled up after so many enemas...lol

Everyone I know who is the right age for that would have used a tighter girdle not an enema.

My mother must have done that more than once.

Going off topic a bit...

Everyone I know who is the right age for that would have used a tighter girdle not an enema.

My mother must have done that more than once.

Yes, today most don't know that back in the golden age of girdles, many shapely gals wore girdles to help with dieting. Wearing something tight would punish the wearer if they ate too much.

Or, with the ones they had THEN would literally STOP you from eating more than so much!