What was the most unexpected enema you ever received an who gave it to you?

Was there a person that gave you an enema that you never expected would do so? What were the circumstances? Why did you get it? Was it a positive or negative experiece? What emotions were associated with it?

TWICE, my friend!! Both in small town hospitals. The first was in preparation for a double hernia operation. THREE enemas were ordered, by the surgeon, and I was pretty shccked to realize they would be given by the Mom of two very good childhood friends!!

The 2nd was in a different small town, where I was admitted to the hospital with rectal bleeding. I got 4 enemas given to me, as the doc wanted to do a procto exam the next morning. These were given by my girlfriend's older sister.

Walt

Falling the wrong way while water skiing on Lake Havasu.

Surprise!

One morning after getting out of the hospital I was home from school but was feeling okay. That morning my mother just out of the blue said need to give you an enema. Later she came into my room with a full bag and some vasoline and had me assume the position

LIke LisaK, probably my first remembered one at 4. Mom walked into my bedroom with the enema can and attachments ready to use, with no real explanation. It worked well, but I was pretty unhappy.

I was raised by my father. I Never knew my mother.

At least he explained everything and gave me some idea what to expect.

I was in the hospital for some tests as a child. I did not know what tests, when, etc. One morning, I was waken up as my pajama bottoms were being pulled off. Only then did the nurse tell me she was giving me an enema. I had one or two at home before and knew what they were and had no fear but a bit of excitement. It was just that she woke me by pulling my pants down. I got three I think, at least until the water ran clear. I remember trying to hide my penis which I would never do today. The second most surprising enema came later that morning in the x-ray room when I got the barium enema. The tech came into the room and said they would be giving me the enema and take some pics. It was no big deal for me and don't recall much about it. The real shock was when I was allowed to expel. I was sitting on the toilet and the tech came bolting into the bathroom to throw away the bag and nozzle. I was a little embarrassed to have her in the bathroom with me but I saw for the first time the balloon nozzle that was in me. It was huge, scary, and interesting. After she left, I wanted to get it out of the trash and take it with me. Unfortunately, I had no where to put it and left it there. Ever since, I have had a fascination with balloon nozzles and enemas.

My wife after exchange of child hood stories. Was most pleasent one ever. {under statement}

My late partner with a bulb. She said I needed to know what she was feeling when I gave them to her. Guess what? I still hated it!

@Moppys_jalopy “my late partner, with a bulb.”

She should have given you 8 or 9 of them at once so you could really comprehend.

@Moppys_jalopy “my late partner, with a bulb.”

She should have given you 8 or 9 of them at once so you could really comprehend.

@female_patient 🌹🌹🌹🌹😈

@Moppys_jalopy “my late partner, with a bulb.”

She should have given you 8 or 9 of them at once so you could really comprehend.

Maybe she did. I'll never tell.

My late partner with a bulb. She said I needed to know what she was feeling when I gave them to her. Guess what? I still hated it!

And yet you'd give anything to have her do that to you again.

@Lora_C. ❤️

They are both missed!

Yes it was an extremely positive experience! Can’t elaborate,may get banned!

They are both missed!

Indeed. 🌹

My most unexpected enema was the first I remember getting,, at age 4 . With no explanation, Mom picked me off the toilet and carried me to my bedroom, where my grandmother was waiting with a white can with a hose and nozzle attached. Then it was legs up on the bed as I cried out…

Not for me, but for my sister …….100 yard enema while trying to stand up for the first time on water skis.

My most unexpected enema was one I got in Mexico when the cleaning lady walked in without knocking into my hotel room while I was lying on the bed giving myself an enema. She turned out to be a nursing student, well familiar with enemas(and douches) having been given both by her mother quite often. She finished giving me my soapy enema and made sure I retained it until the cramps forced me to expel it and gave me several rinse enemas. She invited me to her apartment and we gave each other enemas during the two weeks that I stayed there and she let me give her douches. She had bulb and bag syringes for both and we used both on each other.

I never got a surprise enema from anyone (darn!!) but did get two surprise rectal thermometer readings. One was from my mother, checking on me after I stayed home from school, not feeling very well. That coincidentally (???) happen two or three weeks after being caught masturbating by her. I think she just wanted to check up on my puberty progress -pubic hair and penis - more than anything, now that I had been “caught.” She got a good look at everything important, probably with a report to my father. I got a good solid woody as she slipped the thermometer in. I hadn't thought of the “coincidence” until now. I don't know what she thought of the woody.

The second time I was in the hospital having nasal septum surgery (nose broken in an auto accident). The nurse was later a great friend as well as a great lady. I was surprised to get the thermometer placed in my dark hole and more surprised several years later when we became platonic mutual admirers. Twice surprised was great!!

I remember exactly who gave me my most unexpected enema. It was my wife. She had stuck a pencil up my ass, eraser first and that felt pretty good. She got the bright idea of filling her douchebag with water and giving me an enema. This happened back in the early seventies and I thought I had died and gone to heaven. My wife has been giving me enemas for the last 50 years. Go figure.

I had just gotten home

i was told to go upstairs and start give myself my enemas. I had given myself 4 deep enemas I was pretty clean out my wife walked in holding one of her red enema bags and I seen it was some what filled I want to say less then 2 qt she told me to lay down on my back and she inserted her red inflatable plug nozzle inside me hold the enema bag she un clipped and the enema slowly following into me she told me this was a v special enema and she wants me to enjoy it just before the enema was done she stopped it and I watched her pull off her pj took the enema bag squating holding the open top enema between her open legs and started to pee into the enema bag I couldn’t believe what she was doing as she was pissing into the bag she tells me that the enema was filled with her pee that she had been peeing the the bag all day before she was finished peeing she told me to un clip the enema clip I couldn’t believe it i did and took the rest of my pee enema .I could feel the new pee that was flowing inside me much warm I watched her stop peeing and took the rest of my pee enema .

as I was holding my pee enema she started telling me how much I needed this that now she was flowing in me that now she was in complete control of me . I was completely shocked I had a belly full of my wife pee she told me she had been peeing in my enema since early morning that there was at least 15 times she had pee drinking water and pineapple juice and apple juice most of the day.I held her in me for over 20 minutes at one point she told me to go release my pee enema and to enjoy it .af I was done she told me that her estrogen will be in her pee and that I needed much more of this more often.

The most unexpected enema I ever received was when I was maybe 10. I had been after my mother to give me an enema for several months with no success. I begged and begged… Mom’s new doctor had told her to Stop giving them to me and instead give me Castoria, Milk of Magnesia, Ex-Lax etc. I hated those laxatives. Then, out of the blu, one Saturday morning. she woke me up, took me into the bathroom and gave me 3. Wow! I had about given up!

It was not that I was going to get an enema that was unexpected, but how I got it was the surprise. I had been staying at grandma's during summer vacation. I was ten at the time. After a few days I was not feeling so chipper and after a few questions it was determined I had not pooped in a few days, so grandma suggested an enema would help. Having had received enemas from mom with a bulb, and knowing grandma had a bulb like it, I agreed. But when she called me to the bathroom I did not see the familiar bulb, but what I knew as a hot water bottle, full, with some sort of hose attached. Grandma told me I was old enough to get an enema like grown-ups do. I probably took half of the bag before I told her I couldn't take any more. And full I was. That was much more water than I had ever had in my skinny belly up to that time. It was a bit uncomfortable at the end, but somehow I just knew that was not the last time I would enjoy that feeling. It was my first enema with a bag and it totally cemented a life-long interest in enemas.

I was about 7 Years old. Stomach problems for years and I guess someone suggested to my mother what To do. I was sitting on the toilet when my mom asked if I had any results. She the said let me see. When I bent over she proceeded to insert a nozzle and gave me an enema. I cried and an aunt came to see what was happening. It did not stop till all the soapy water was in me and not in the metal container.

@Cheryl77177 But when she called me to the bathroom I did not see the familiar bulb, but what I knew as a hot water bottle, full, with some sort of hose attached.

Oh! The shock and awe of seeing that for the first time!

Not for me, but for my sister …….100 yard enema while trying to stand up for the first time on water skis.

I’ve fallen several times trying to learn waterskiing, until I gave it up after never being able to stand up, let alone actually ski! But I’ve always been curious about “water ski enemas.” Did she (or anyone else here who’s done this) actually feel a good deal of water pumped into their ass, or is it really just a euphemism for “I fell off my water skis and my butt hit the water first?” Thanks,

Eric

Back in the early 80's, I was just 30 years old. I contacted a women who had a naprapathy service. I went to see her for treatment of my neck and shoulders. She had a steam tent that you would enter and sit in and she would zip you up in it. I mentioned to her that I was sluggish and maybe this would help. She said “ constipated”? and I said yes. When I got out of the steam tent she took me upstairs and had me drink a bottle of citrate. Then she gave me a fleet enema. Shortly after, she said she has to try the “ old fashioned way” and came out of the bathroom with a full enema bag. Her husband then came out of the bedroom. The door was closed and I did not know he was in there. I was wrapped in a sheet and she had me lie on the bed on myh right side. He held the bag and she gave me the enema. When I went back into the bathroom she told me not to flush. She commented to her husband that this was just like when the boys were young and home. She told me to come back anytime but don't tell anyone she gives enemas because people would be beating down her door. I never went back as I was getting married. Sorry I didn't go back a few more times, now.

Those unexpected enemas while water skiing or going down an extreme water slide are for real. While the volume is usually quite minimal, if the rectum is storing any waste, one might have to make a quick trip to the nearest facilities, or drop a load in the pond. It's not so common once one learns to “get up” on skis, but some wipe outs may get one's attention. The same thing can happen while jumping from cliffs or a high dive, feet first.

If nothing else, the circumstances may trigger some discussion about enemas with members of your party. In my case, I have commented that I preferred some clean warm water rather than cold lake water when the recipient seemed shocked.