Men's Real Life Experiences of Being Catheterized

Would like to hear from men who were catheterized while awake in the hospital. What were the circumstances? How did you feel when you were told that a catheter would be inserted in your penis? Who performed the procedure? How did it feel? Please provide as much detail as possible. If you've had it done more than once then please describe first time.

If my hubby had to have this done in a REAL medical setting he would be very upset. Now, lets talk about his wife putting that tube down his pee hole. He goes wild! Very differnt when it is fund VS. play. From a wife's experience, I have had it done 4 times. 2 in which hubby was there. The whole experience was NOT EROTIC> Hated every minute of it!

Thanks for your reply anal69. I take it you have catheterized your husband at least once. Did he ask you to, or was it your idea?

Also, you are very clear about not enjoying being catheterized yourself, but how did you feel about your husband being there? Was it less traumatic because he was with you? If he were to be catheterized in a real medical setting, would you want to be there? Thanks

I have cathed myself many times most of the time using improvised catheters i ysed a short pice of1/16th in plastic tubing about 4in long with a bell shape on one end made with hotglue and a ball shape on the outher also made with hotglue i would insurt the bell shaped end first and push it in through both spinters and my prostate presto no pee control and nothing showing on the outside after doing it a few times there was no pain or discomfort if i ejaculated my cum would go to my bladder (retrograde ejauculation)sort of a wild sensation i was not using any steril procedures in fact quit the opisite and only 1 uti but my body has changed now even being as carful as i can usins a cath from an un opened package ect i am headed to the dr for antibiotics i had a lot of funwith it but i am afraid those days are over for me lee

I've been catheterized a number of times due to some urinary retention episodes I have had.

The first time I was catheterized was in a small hospital ER and I hadn't pee'd for 12 hours. The cath (I later found out a 16fr) was threaded in very slowly and delicately by the doctor himself with very little pain. they ended up draining 1900 ml of urine, ALMOST THE WHOLE BED BAG!. after that I was left to have the catheter in for a whole week.I've been cathed for the same reason a number of other times at various ER's. More than a few times I could feel myself getting an erection while the nurse was holding me and one of those times she told the doctor who asked if I was on any Erectile Disfunction meds(i'm 26)lol.

I was catherized once in my 40/s. I went to the emergemcy room with kindney stone pain, couldn' pee so a male nurse catherized me. I was suprised that it didn't hurt.

jmann

I had to be cath'd when i was in the hospital for ACL surgery...because of the muscle relaxers they had me on i was unable to produce urine for days the feeling of the catheter was amazing i think it took me 15 minutes to stop urinating

I have been cath'd in the hospital a couple of times. I had a spinal the first time, so did not feel it. However when the meds wore off I really got to hate the thing. It felt like my penis was going to split open everytime I sat up. One thing on the plus side, when they took the damn thing out my stream was as strong as it was when I was a kid.

The second time I was deep under sedation getting my GB taken out. In and out while I was out.

I really don't think I would enjoy medical play that involved Cath's.

Sam

I have had a catheter inserted in a medical situation a couple of times. Once in prep for an orthopedic procedure and once as a follow up for laser prostate surgery. Neither was a big deal, nor especially uncomfortable.

When I was learning to insert catheters as part of my job at that time, I was cathed by other students. Some of them had no touch at all and others were extremely good. Those with poor abilities could cause quite a bit of discomfort, but it was not a big deal. I love catheter play, so I was perfectly content to take the bad with the good.

Speed

Neospektra-You sound like a really awesome patient. You definitely sound like a urological pro. I would love to hear more about your experiences. It sounds like you make the best of them. That's definitely the way to make your bladder/urological issues less cumbersome and annoying 😃

I was catheterized in a specialist's office. It was for a test. A young, very cute, nurse explained that I needed to undress from the waist down and she would be back. I did as I was told and as promised she returned with a hypodermic syringe and of all things, a kitchen timer. I was laying on my back on a powered exam chair with my legs hanging down covered by a paper smock. She smiled at me and very business like pulled off the paper and grabbed my penis with one hand and quickly jabbed the needle into it. Surprisingly it did not really hurt and she set the timer for ten minutes and left again. She returned in about nine minutes and cathed me very adroitly. She did this a lot obviously. I still think about her and how she really loved her job. It truly showed.

I had a catheter inserted in the emergency room by a male nurse. I could not pee. He gently inserted it without any sort of anesthetic. When he passed the bladder sphincter, she slowly drained two liters out of me. It felt so good to relieve the pressure I did not care about it going in.

I was catherized while under general anesthetic during a prostatectomy. I woke up with the catheter in place.

While in the hospital the nurses would change the bag which caused a pulling motion on the tube. Very strange and uncomfortable situation.

When I was recovering at home I notice that no urine was collecting int the bag. We went to the emergency room. I was very uncomfortable since my bladder was full.

I layed on the bed, uncovered from the waist down, while an atractive young nurse tried to get the catheter working properly. She kept pushing it in and pulling on it. It might have felt good but I was so uncomfortable from my full bladder that I did not notice.

Finally a much older nurse came in, played with it for about a minute and the urine started flowing, both thru and around the catheter tube. It felt so good to pee. But now I was soaked.

She got the catheter reseated so that the urine would flow properly, I put on a pair of hospital bottoms and my wife drove me home.

I've had catheter experiences several times due to recurring kidney stones. Had a procedure called the basket catch where they go up and retrieve the stone from the ureter. I was put under and woke up with a catheter. They ran IV solution through me which quickly filled the urine bag. Apparently to flush my system. Nurses would come in every hour or so to check and record fluids. They would always life my gown to peek at my penis and ask how I was doing. I wanted to get an erection so bad but it's near impossible with that tube in your dick. Then finally a nurse came in to remove it. Felt as tug and it was out. She cleaned my penis with special attention to my glans. Still no erection. Boy did it sting to pee for the next day or two.

Being catheterized for medical reasons is, well, not erotic; it is a medical procedure which I usually end up turning into a teaching opportunity as I do not like the "sterile" technique taught in my current part of the country. It is much more likely to cause an infection than is the "clean" technique I was taught many years ago.

Now in an erotic scene, being catheterized is pure bliss.

Speed

Was cathed as part of a urodynamics study--a most humiliating experience. A pretty but slightly overweight female in her twenties came into the room and nonchalantly told me to strip from the waist down and put on socks she gave me. She set up a tray of equipment while I undressed. "Don't be shy sport," she said, "I do hundreds of these a year so I've seen it all. She had me lay back on the table, grasped my penis in one hand, and with her other hand used cotton balls to clean the meatus. She then took a syringe without a needle and squeezed stuff into my penis opening, saying "this will numb your penis." She removed the syringe and clamped the tip of my penis, saying "I need to hold you closed for five minutes for the lidocaine to work." It was weird having this lady hold my dick and chat with me about work, hobbies, my girlfriend, and the weather. She was real chatty. She then unclamped her fingers and pushed a long rubber hose into my penis hole. It slid in easily but felt really weird. After about a minute she said, "Honey, as the catheter gets closer to your prostate this may really hurt and burn." Ouch, it hurt like hell. Tears welled in my eyes and I cried out in pain. "Sorry dear, I know it hurts. Take deep breaths, pant like a dog. That will help. It will be over in a minute or so." The pain soon went away. She then had me turn on my side and pushed another rubber tube into my bum, saying the urodynamics study required reverse pressure on my bladder from the rectum. She then finished and covered me with a drape, patting my shoulder and saying, "You did great, dear." She used a Kleenex to wipe my tears and told me to blow my nose.

A female technician then came into the room and the urodynamics study started. This was the most humiliating procedure I had ever experienced, but not as awful as the cystoscope that followed. A doctor who could barely speak English was training a female intern how to do the procedure. With the nurse, technician, and female intern in the room he complained about how hard it was to do this procedure on a small penis.

I've been Catherized twice now, once for unable urinate for pain after a GI Series and once after a shoulder surgery again because of the pain meds. Both times I had to pee so bad that I didn't care that it was a female nurse that inserted the cath. I do have so say that I enjoyed her handling my penis and then feeling the tube enter my urethra and then bladder. I actually had many erections due to the balloon pressing on my prostate. I would have no problem being used to cath for a class.

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A doctor who could barely speak English was training a female intern how to do the procedure. With the nurse, technician, and female intern in the room he complained about how hard it was to do this procedure on a small penis.

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That sounds awful; why is real medicine always so miserable?

But you gout a double-dose of awful there.

The first nurse seemed nice, though. At least under the circumstances.

I have had the procedure done once, while I was anesthetized ("out") for orthopedic surgery. The catheter was left in for 4 days, after which a young lady pulled it out expertly and painlessly. When this was done to my father-in-law years ago he said it was like running razor blades through him. Catheters have changed and maybe I got a good tech to do it. While in, it didn't feel very uncomfortable. Since then, I have cathed myself for pleasure and to widen the urethra for easier urinating. I always feels good while doing it, but urination is painful for a day or so afterward. After running the catheter into - and out of - me, I usually masturbate which feels great! I have been warned not to masturbate while the catheter is still inserted, but I can't help but do a few light strokes while it is in. It really does feel good. I think I'll do it right now!

Definitely painful. I don't see the draw! An odd sort of pain though. Nurse had to stop for a second and tell me to keep breathing deeply.

I was catheterized for the first time a couple of weeks ago. I can't say that either the insertion or the removal of the catheter was enjoyable, but the pain was bearable and in both cases lasted only a few seconds. And once the catheter was in place, any momentary discomfort was quickly forgotten in my relief at once again having an empty bladder.

After being admitted to what was supposed to be my surgeon's first-rate hospital, I was waiting for word on being assigned both an operating room and an anaesthesiologist. The gorgeous blonde charge nurse couldn't help giggling when she came into my room, saying, "Oh, by the way, would you like . . . (whatever it was that had turned up missing)?" An obviously highly zonked orderly appeared to cath me. After laying out the kit (I was sitting in a very angular 1950's armchair), he broke out in a huge sweat, and said, I can't do it!" I was pretty impatient by that time and had been thoroughly trained by my RN emate to insert all kinds of things, so I grabbed the cath and said "I'll put it in!" No argument from him. It went right in, as always, unwashed hands, no gloves and all, even though certainly not through a hardon for once. He finished the installation and fled without a word. I should have grabbed my clothes and gotten the hell out of there right then: The next morning's hernia repair subsequently fell apart, and soon after the whole hospital organization went bye-bye. Still, it was a little bit of fun, and I fervently wished that my emate had been present, just to hear her lovely fluttering laugh.

I have seen cases in which the foley catheter balloon was inflated too soon and caused severe hematuria from prostate and uretheral lasceration...i tend to stay away from them if possible.

Hi, I have been acthed for medical procedures only one, and in fact had not realized it until I awoke from a surgery. I was still heavily medicated when I cam too, but within 30 minutes a nurse told me it was time to come out. I can tell you the removale of the cath was very painful, regardingless of my pain killers.

I have also been acthed 2X for medical role play. I have to be honest, I am not sure why I submitted to the second one, the first was so painful. I have to admit, my instructions to my play doc were an embarrasing and uncomfortable exam, well she made it uncomfortable. Here is the odd part, I have conducted a few exams, but I have not been a patient in over three years. On thursday of this week I will be visitinf the local female doc, and she wants to do another cath.

I haven't been catheterized but have had a cystoscopy while awake and it wasn't much fun. Very painful at one point, so I'm not too keen on repeating anything like it, including catheters.

Had a catheter inserted for medical reasons. The female nurse inserted lubricant into the urethra and then held on for a couple of minutes. So far so good. Then she started to insert the catheter; at first it was fine but then started to hurt some. However the pleasure when my bladder emptied erased all memory of any discomfort. Removal left me very uncomfortable for a day or so.

I had to be cathed prior to surgery several years ago and I guessI drew a new nurse. She came in, explained the procedure then inserted the cath. She got a no urine return and called another nurse. This nurse had the first one remove the cath and insert a longer one. After that away I went to surgery.

That happened to me as well about a year ago. But by that time I was so distended, anything would have helped

I was wondering what people think when they see a foley catheter coming their way with no escape. Personally I love the feeling of the catheter being forced down my penis, and I don't think it painful. But I have seen video of a guy in extreme pain.

First time 1970 motor cycle wreck [left leg , two breaks ,right leg one break , right hip broke left arm wrist and forearm broke , right arm, wrist and three fingers broke]

17 years old and if I could move I would have hurt someone and the this DUDE is" saying "i have to do this", worse yet with the catheter in I am in a constant state of arousal and cant even relieve my self . Second time April 18 1980 broken back then married a Dom and she loved using a catheter for control [and I loved it]