I've been trying different recipes for years and I finally, finally, found one that is awesome, healthful, works to detox, and feels incredible, in a man. I'm not sure about a woman.
Boil water, about 2 qts
Add about a cup of flaxseed, let boil.
The boiled flaxseed will turn into, guess what? KY Jelly!!! Super slippery!
Add about a can of beer. If you want crush a viagra. This is my solution, you might want to add less or more beer or viagra.
let simmer.
The solution will be like super super slippery jelly slime. You simply can't hold it. It'll slide right out of our hand, between your fingers. It'll find a way out.
You'll know what I'm talking about when you do this.
You need to take a mesh funnel, screen out all the seeds. Use a fine mesh strainer. Stainless steel is what I use.
The slippery slim wont want to go through it so be patient. I usually put the strainer above a kettle and let it just slime right through the mesh.
Takes awhile but be patient.
You'll have a yellowish color slime.
Let cool, to your desired temp. I usually like mine a bit warm. Around 100 or so degrees so you can feel it go in.
Pour it in your enema tank, bag, etc. I don't use a bag. A stainless steel tank is much better since you can just put it in the dishwasher.
Hook up the hose to the tank. Clamp. Pour in the solution (slime, beer, viagra, water, etc). It'll just 'glop' in like one big blubber bulb.
I use an inflatable but plug attached to the enema hose. Pump it up so it's tight so it doens't slip out. You wont be able to use a traditional hose. You'll need to use a 'butt locking' plug to keep it in.
i usually lay down on my back with the enema tank up high. I make sure all the air is out.
Open up, relax, and enjoy. The rush of the slime going in is amazing. It'll make it through probably all the large and if your patient enough, a lot of the small intestine. Keep relaxing. Maybe even read a book or go on grindr or tumblr.
The beer relaxes you amazing. The viagra gives you an instant, instant hardon that you never has so fast. You'll see it grow.
Keep the slime inside as long as you can. I usually let it in about an hour. It'll 'slime' crawl all the way through you, even around the 'poop' losening everything in its way.
have fun and if anyone tries this receipe post what you think!