What is the most uncomfortable enema you have ever had?

Hands down, it was a barium enema with air contrast!

The most distressing enema I ever had was a glycerine laced peppermint soap enema. The urgency to evacuate and cramps were so strong in such a small amount of time that I barely took a quart of the enema before I ran to the toilet. My E-nurse was none to pleased with my behavior and to insure a proper clean out prepared a 4 quart salt and baking soda enema. This was infused very slowly and was made to hold it for 15 minutes after the bag emptied. The total elapsed time on the enema table was 30 minutes. I felt quite full, but no cramping, with a need to release, but not as an impending disaster like the first one.

Without doubt the most uncomfortable enema I have ever had was milk and molasses or M&M. I did it as an experiment. Once was enough!

Robert

For me, it's a tie between an air contrast barium enema and a Milk and Molasses enema given by a nurse who had never given one before and hung the bag up high on the IV pole. OUCH!

Don't find M&M enemas uncomfortable to receive, but I sure can't hold them for long. The pressure build-up (urge to expel) is real quick.

What is the most uncomfortable enema you have ever had?

The answer is easy! The volcano enema! It is a two part one where you mix three to four ounces of baking soda in a quart of warm water. Inject it slowly and retain. Note that it's quite soothing and then rinse the bag. For the second part, three ounces of vinegar is poured into the bag and add enough water to bring the solution to a quart. The vinegar solution should be injected rapidly while retaining the baking soda solution for the best benefit. What happens? You will want to fart! Standby the toilet because this innocuous little enema does pack a kind of surprise.

If you try it, write and tell us what happened and what you think about it.

The M and M enemas i received from a nurse friend of mine back in the 70's. I was seeing her to give me enemas on a regular basis. She worked in the hospital labor and delivery ward and gave many an enema .We got to talking during one session about how labor cramps felt she asked if i wanted to find out thinking about it i said yes she agreed to show me during my next session. Two weeks later i was back to see her that session was very intense and stimulating.

I suppose you have to define 'uncomfortable' - to me that would imply an enema that that created a lot of panting, groaning and uncontrollable urgency to get to get on the toilet. I received many enemas from my grandmother when I was a young boy. Her favorite was the Ivory soapsuds variety delivered with me on my hands and knees with a red rubber rectal tube inserted up my bottom and much encouragement to take as much of the warm, soapy water up high into my colon as possible for her, before finally being allowed to get out of the tub and onto the toilet to expel. Pretty exciting stuff for an impressionable young child and I really enjoyed pleasing her by trying my best to take a 'good' enema. BUT...my grandmother sometimes also liked to try different mixtures in order to get better 'results' from me, including one M&M filling that I remember as being a most difficult and trying experience. However, high on a shelf where she kept the open top fountain syringe, she had a small bottle labeled "Tincture of Turpentine" which, I'm sure came from Rexall Drug Store downtown. About every three months or so, she would give my usual couple of SSEs followed by a salt water rinse and I was then told to lay down in her bed and take a nap for an hour or two. When I awakened, I was led back into the bathroom, instructed to get back on my hands and knees with my bottom up high in the air for her and my grandmother would administer a very warm enema with a small amount of turpentine stirred into the solution. The feeling wasn't at all unpleasant - at least at first - but once I had once again taken all the water that I could hold for her, there soon came an increasingly desperate and uncontrollable urge to expel... much greater and more embarrassing than I had ever experienced before. That was the first time that I can remember ever having lost all control of myself in the bathtub...although certainly not the last because every few months, she would give me another turpentine enema. Did I enjoy getting them? NO! But I do have some very fond memories and erotic fantasies to this day that revolve around feeling totally helpless, humiliated and unable to control by bowels that came from those early experiences.

Re: "When I awakened, I was led back into the bathroom, instructed to get back on my hands and knees with my bottom up high in the air for her and my grandmother would administer a very warm enema with a small amount of turpentine stirred into the solution." by hospitalcare.

I remember receiving a similar soapsuds and turpentine enema as the final step in a "Spring Cleaning" that I was given during the Easter holidays every year when I was a kid. The turpentine was supposed to flush out worms.

Just a note: the turpentine that hospitalcare mentions would have been wood turpentine, derived from pine resin. It is mentioned in 19th century enema recipes but went out of use because it was found to harm the kidneys.

It is a completely different substance from the mineral turpentine sold today, a petroleum product also known as white spirit.

Neither of these should ever be used in enemas.

One-eyes, thank you. Anything that takes partially dry oil based paint out of a brush is not safe for internal use.

I too, like hospitalcare, experienced a soapsuds and tincture of turpentine enema during a very lengthy hospital stay in the early 50s. My memory is very vague on this though. I believe a strong type of soap. called "green soap" was also used back then. I wouldn't think of using these, or any other questionable ingredient, or very large volume in an enema now. I can understand some wanting to stretch their limits a bit, but why put your life and health at risk doing so. An "uncomfortable" enema can be achieved by adding a bit more soap, a small amount of glycerine, or increasing the retention period. Volume wise I'd never exceed 3 quarts. These days 2 quarts is a challenge for me. Even an M & M solution could be very dangerous if you are diabetic.

Probably the first enema I ever had. It wasn't until I was in my early 30s, very badly blocked up, and my husband gave me the enema because nothing else worked. I was also very apprehensive about the whole thing.

I gave myself an ice water enema one day. Never again. I took ice from the icemaker, filled the bag and added water. I think I got a quart or a bit more, that was it. It was the worst ever experience I ever had. Never did that again.

I have heard that an enema with Fels Naptha soap is pretty crampy. Anyone have information?

You can still purchase Fels Naphtha soap. It's good for laundry spotting, but I wouldn't use it in an enema. - - Same for turpentine.

Czorro--I have given myself several ice water enemas. I put perhaps two cups of ice cubes from the ice maker in my four quart bag and then filled it with tap water. After letting it sit a while for the water to cool, I went ahead and filled myself using my colon tube so that it got all of the way in. I cannot say that it did anything for me one way or the other, and the only way I really knew it was cold water was when I expelled it and felt the coldness in my anus. Too bad you had such a bad experience, but I do not want for others to be discouraged from trying it.

hankb

It was not one but three; they were the three given to me in prep for the delivery of my three children.

I was in full labor, each of them were 2-quarts, very soapy, very warm, given in the knee chest position with 12-inches of rectal tube all the way in to assure they went high and I was required to take then to the last drop. On each occasion it was in the same hospital, the enemas was given by a nurse with an aid holding the can shoulder high throughout the procedure.

Marlene

M&M was the most intense, hands down. I had heard about this solution for some time but had not gotten around to it. By happenstance, I was in the grocery and came upon a quart jug of molasses and got the urge. When I got home I opened a half-gallon of whole milk and warmed it in the microwave. My mix was 2 qts milk to 1 of the molasses. The warm milk helped the molasses dissolve nicely. To prep myself, I took a warm 4 qt. plain water enema in the knee-chest position and held for 15 minutes. After expelling that, I was ready - I thought. My 6 qt bag was coupled up to my 30" colon tube. With the 3 qts of the M&M, the bag looked barely full compared to the normal 5+ qts it is used to. Later, I was glad it had not been full. I lay down in my oversize tub and threaded all 30" of the colon tube into me. I got the modified hand-held shower running with a moderate stream of warm water for cleanup and opened the bag clamp for a medium flow. I was feeling just fine with most of the bag emptied - just a little full and no pressure when it started. At first it was just a little crampy, nothing special, so I pressed on. By the time the last of the bag emptied, the cramps were spectacular. This was the strongest peristalsis I have ever experienced. My whole large intestine was involved, from the cecum to my rectum. No sooner than one wave had passed, another would start. I've had peppermint, soaps, glycerine, hot water, ice water and about anything not poison up in me so I thought I was ready for this. Not so. I had no choice but to expel the M&M and RIGHT NOW! But the problem was that expelling it did nothing. I could not get it all out. And it needed to get OUT! The cramps were so strong, I thought I would expel my gallbladder. Wowser! Fortunately, I had the hand-held hose with running water already available so I inserted it's full length - working it in between waves of cramps. Gradually, the clear water flushed the remainder of the M&M out and things calmed down. I lay there panting while the wonderful clear water flowed through me and the cramps finally subsided. After about 30 minutes, I was able to get up and clean up. I staggered to the bed and crashed for 10 hours. I don't think I'll do that one again.

Well, Marlene, I don't know how you view the enemas you got,but I've been looking to get hospital enemas like that since I was 10 and in the hospital for my appendix.never got one in there.heard the kid in the next bed get one, and secretly wanted it too...

The ugliest enemas I got them when I was pregnant. Li was the father of my husband who was nurse. A lot of shame.

I'd have to vote for Barium contrast enemas

The first barium enema. I was sick that day and so scared. When they pumped the air into me I doubled up in pain. It was awful!

Definitely The M&M

I would have to vote for a strong Dr. Bronners peppermint soap, small volume, cold enema I took once when I had the flu! Nausea, vomiting, cramping, and dry heaves from both ends!

Same experience with M&M enemas as others. Can't hold one for any significant period of time, and you best be over the toilet or tub when you remove the nozzle, because the M&M enema wants to follow the nozzle out. Makes for a messy and sticky bathroom if you're not (over the commode). Yup...been there, done that.

50/50 vinegar and water. Passed blood for several days--never again.

My first soap suds enema has to be the worst to date.

Being very horny at the idea I got stupid and decided that grating half a bar of ivory soap and dissolving it into 2.5 litres of warm water would be a great intro. Doing things in moderation and all that!

I got it all in quite easily on quite a high flow rate with a double balloon nozzle but within minutes I was in all sorts of trouble.

The cramps were unreal and relentless. I got the nozzle out ASAP and just had to try and expel it. I was sweating like mad and felt like I needed to vomit badly. I was massaging my belly to try and encourage it out as quickly as I could but it just wouldn't expel.

Eventually I got most of it out and started on a series of large salt and bicarb enemas to flush it out completely.

That was seriously intense.

I have never tried an M&M enema, but I have taken a very potent lemon juice/hot water enema... 1 cup lemon juice in 2 quarts of hot water. I will never do that again..... Unbelievable cramps,,,,,nausea..... I lay in a tub of cool water sponging my fore-head for I know 30 minutes at least. Unreal.... not comfortable .... not pleasant! Absolutely do not ever want another....

When I was about 7, I was sick in bed. I had not been in several days and the DR. ordered a soapsuds enema for me. I had plenty of enemas before, but just plain water. My mom made up the enema and started to give it to me. The soap was VERY STRONG. (In her defense I don't think she had ever taken or given a soapy enema before). I immediately had severe cramps and I could actually taste the soap in my mouth. I cramped so bad I could not take much water and I was getting nauseated. I quickly sat on the toilet and let out as much water as I could. The craps were terrible and I began to get sick. So here I am puking my guts out and the soapy enema had my colon and rectum feeling like I was on fire! Also I did not take enough water to cure my constipation. The Dr's office sent out a pretty nurse the next day. She proceeded to give me a soapy enema that was not as strong and a rinse. Together they worked to end my constipation. Luckily future enemas began to feel good. If all of my enemas felt like that I would not be looking at this forum!

Yes wife had test at the hospital her friend Nurse and her said that whatever she had I get the next weekend and her Nurse friend Pam would help give everything to me , Well that Friday afternoon I came home early thinking Char friend would not be there well Pam was there everything was la out so they could show me and rub it into me what I was getting from them! Then Pan handed me the the backless thing to put on saying everything off Bill . I went and took everything off came back out then Pam had a glass pored the Xprep into it handed it to me said drink it well I did knowing it would make my bowels work them put hot water in the bottle pored it into the glass told me to drink that too I did the Chat said let go sit down so we all sat down they started talking about what everything they would do to me and what it felt like wend char had her tests , not what I wanted to know what I would be getting it was not long I had a bad cramps char said if you thing you need to fart do not because you may be a wet fart bill Then Pam said it should be a while before that happen Bill but that was the start of cramps bill you get very bad cramps and they will come one then more then harder and one after one let us know Bill now we can do is let you have bad cramps for hours or do you want some enema with the laxative will slow the cramps let us know Bill Then Pan & Char smiled it up to you because the Xprep gives cramps because it make the intestions work hard Bill. Well about 30 Min. later I started getting cramps after cramps after cramps I was bent over with the cramps I said I take the enemas Char thinking she was putting the pipe in me then Pan said no bill Char will hold the enema bag I putting the pipe in you hole well the girls got up to get the enema ready for me when they left I got a really bad cramps well they caled me in to the bedroom they had towels on the bed told me lye on my let side I did then Pam said pull youe legs up to your chess Bill Then Pam open my backless thing there I was with my bare bottom well i was looking at Pam she had the enema Pipe in her hand she picked my bun looked close said Char he has a nice hole I felt the pipe on my hole she was pushing the pipe in me then a very had cramp hit I said that was a really bad cramp pam said hold the enema bag up high Char then open the clamp I felt the water running in me fast Pam said we get this in him as fast before the next cramp from the Xprep Laxative well she really filled me up fast it was not long the enema bag made that noise that we all whait for boy the next cramps started Pam put a towel on my crack to keep the enema in me but the cramp was really hard well it was done then Pan said to Char should we keep him here for 15 min while the laxative is working with the enema what do you want to do Char let him learn about are cramps every mount Char? Then Char said Pam outer that the cramps it will not do anything to him but mix everything up in there right Pam Pam said do just really bad cramps Char said well lets see how bad they get for him and if we can keep him from shitting on the bed Pam well I had about 5 more bad cramps before they let me gt up doing that enema run bent over holding my belly I sat on the toilet an that enema came out of me so fast the girls walked into the bathroom just to make sure I was all right . but every-time I let the enema out they said that helps Then more cramps more water shit tis went on for an hour every time i wanted to flush the toilet I had to get up to let them look at what came out well it finley stop shitting they look at what was in the toilet then said well he still has bowel in him then Char took the enema bag filled it up with soap and water told me to go lay on the bed the same way as before . Well I went back into the bedroom lay down char had the enema bag Pam had the pipe to put in me again then she started to life my bun again saying Bill I going to give your next enema do you have any cramps now I said no Pam said to char will let it slower this time keep the bag about two feel above his nice buns Char Ok well the clip open I felt the enema going in me well I got full fast then the whole enema was in me Pam took the pipe out said to char maybe this will be the last enema but it could take 4 more enema before there no more bowel comes out of bill . Then they said just lay there Bill and Hold the enema foe a while then Pam said roll on your back I rolled on my back then you could see my hard on pushing on the thing that cover my dick. Well Pam said Char it look like he has a hard on Char yes Char said he always get hard with enemas . Well Pam sat on my legs started pushing on my full enema belly she did hit my hard on while pushing the water around in me then Char said when I d that I sit on his dick Pam said how well Char said I pick up so it out side of that thing and I take my panty off and sit on him with the dick in me Pam well Pam look at Char you telling me you have sex with him with the enema in him right Char yes Char said yes you Know he holed the enema because his dick is in me feel great to me & him while the enema cramps are getting enerything mixed up in there ! Pam said can I use him Char ? I thinking of having sex with Pam means seeing her bar bottom too . Char said just stay there Char left came back with a rubber pick up the thing that cover my balls & dick up pick up my dick put the rubber on me said to Pam you can not get his dick in you without taking off you panty & pants off well she was off the bed so fast took everything off but she left her Brest cover with her support but I thinking nice looking bottom and nice buns too . well she got on top on me pick my dick rube it on her wet pussy then started to sit on me then she was all the way on me started pushing on my water filled belly went up & down on me Char said keep him feel good but do not let him come I have made him keep an enema for over an hour enjoying his hard on in my body Pam . Well Pam said it been a while I have not had a man Dick in me in along time it great he big it fill me up then I felt her using her inside working on my dick it was great she said Bill you feel that yes I said she pushed the water around and did her thing on my dick It was great but with the rubber it would take more to make me come well Pam sat on me for 30 Min then said to Char do you want to use him to I just came two times Char just a stay there . Char left again came back with a new rubber said get up Pam . She got up Char took the rubber off put the new one on my dick then sat on my hard on they felt the same with me in them . well Char was great about moving up & down on me but the rubber help me not come well it was 1/2 hour more Char was on me said to Pam well th enema has been in him an hour now I make him come so she started her up & own faster I did come hard then char got up Pam said get up Bill walked me to the toilet had me sit down took my dick took the rubber of smell it said I have not smell a man come in along time then said to Char can I have it I like to eat it Char . Char said Ok with me then said should we cath him tonight any leave it in him overnight Char ? Char said we have the bag to go with the cath. Pam . Char said lets see what come out of him this time Ok well i was dome going then looked into the toilet I was standing there char. looked at Pam they smiled said Bill on the floor head down ass up then started filling the enema bag again then Pam took the pipe in me with everything hanging there for Pam & Char to see the bag Char held up as high as she could it was a fast enema that noice again it was in me Pam took the Pipe out I up on the toilet let the enema out they look again said on the floor again filled the enema bag again well they gave me 3 more enema before I ran clear water . Then took me back into the bedroom they took the cath kit with them I said I rather not have that put in me Char Ok well Char said I not going to Pam will put it in your dick she already has used you dick Bill right. Well Pam came in with the kit used the cleaning stuff on me then got the Cath out lube it started to push it into my hole it was not great to have that put into my dick but she got it into me made it stay in me then hock the bag to the hose coming out of me then said Bill N sex now ! well put the backless thing on lets give him something to eat well lots of soup just soup lots of it to fill me up then went in to watch TV I had that tube in my dick I said anytime you can take it out Pam said well first thing in the morning you will get more enemas then we give you your Barium enema Then we need to clean out the barium enema with lots of enema . Char should we give him Milk of Mag before the barium enema ? Char said it should take an hour to two hours for the milk of mag. befor it starts to work on him yes I have a bottle of milk of mag. we can give him after the morning enemas that can be his morning meal OK Pam . I said i rater not Char well she said the barium enema will make you unhappy but when we fill your balter up after you barium enema . Well they got me up giving me the first enema at 5 AM then 3 more enema then had me get on the hard table had that big Barium enema ba full of the white barium Pam had the retention pipe in her had said Look at what is going in you the barium enema will stay in you for as long as we want we get started role on your side Bill I did she lube my hole & the pipe put it in me pump up the retention pipe I felt like I had to go but then Pam started to fill me with the barium I watch the barium go down my belly was getting bigger belly it was a too big enema well they had me move all over push my belly alll over left the barium in me for over an hour the bag was hanging then with all that barium in me trying to roll around with the pipe in me and all that enema was all-full but finley then put the bag on the floor let the barium run out did that feel great ! Then I was ready to get up Pam said you not done yet Bill then clamped the hose off started to pump air into me felt like an enema again but was like having cramps again well Pam stop I felt like I had a big enema again but was more cramps well the left that in me for 30 Min finley let me up to walk to the toilet Pam took out the retention pipe and I sat down and farted for a long time then Char & Pam came in started to fill the enema bag said get on the floor head down ass up Pam put the pipe in me Char held the bag as hight as she could that enema was in me very fast but they let me up I went they look at what came out they gave me 3 ore enema then said come with us back to the table took the bag off the cath. hook up what looked like a small enema bag but was made for putting that dye into the balter Pam hook everything up then Pm open the clamp on the dye I felt like I had to pee but keep getting fuller Pam press on my blater to see how full it was it had to be very full to see if it went up from the blater to the tube up to the kindley but it was hurting more that the barium enema well I felt like I need to fart said to Pam I really felt like I need to fart she put a towel under me I farted but t was the milk of mag laxative coming out Pam said I knew the milk of Mag would do that to you well we ned to leave the dye in you for 30 min Bill I knew it really hurts Bill then she push on my full blater well Finley she let the dye out of me and all but the oral laxative still doing it thing Pam said do you want more enema to wash out the milk of mag. or what Bill ? I said I lost count how many enema you given me Pam well Pam said I take the Cath out first Bill she started to take it out but after it was out of my dick I pee it burned bad I said to Pam that it hurt she gave me lot of water to drink so I have to pee a lot to wash out my pee system . Well Is the enema really bad or was it filling my dick was bad they were was bad really bad so someone else try this then tell me but it te enema with the air part that the cramps from the air enema was really Bad . Try it you will not llike it at all but the two women sitting on my hard on was great even with the rubber on me well enjoy . But Pam asked Char if she could use me again if Char would let Pam give me more enema Then sit on my hard on she love to put the rubber on me too then Pam said we can share him char do you mind char ? Char said Bill what do you think bill ? Well Char do you want to do it Char there only one dick here Char and with a rubber it up to you Char I tell you that Pam using her hole like that was something but Pam can you teach Char to grab me like you did Pam but outer than that you felt the same with my dick in both of you two but Pam I get you this thing goes into you sex hole teach you how to grab bill Dick ok Char? Yes come over next Saturday we do him again but just enema no oral laxative Bill . Well I said enema I like Pam , Char know that already Pam said Most men like enemas Bill but just like most women like enemas too but takes making a women come with an enema then they like enemas too. See you next Saturday be ready for more enema Bill we will not need to cover you up Bill there not a thing I have not see on you body so we all can be with not a thing on will that work Char . Char said yes the first thing we undress bill then he can undress you Pam Then you can both take enerything off on me OK see you next saturday Pam .