What is the most uncomfortable enema you have ever had?

Milke and molasses and it was given to me by my mother because she said that I farted to much. That really hurt!

Without a doubt it was a Milk & Molasses enema that I got a few weeks ago from my g/f who is a nurse. I have had regular enemas since I can remember but this M&M will stand out as the most uncomfortable and it lasted for almost 16 hours. Must say it did the job though.

No doubt the milk and molassas enema. Expelled for a long time and then gas for 16 to 24 hours. Very poweful!

I've tried the M&M enema but it came back out again almost immediately. I've just bought a double balloon so will have to try and see if I can keep it inside longer!

For me it was the M&M, only because of the messy prep and lengthy clean up time. As far as uncomfortable inside me, that would be an enema I had about a year ago, I don't remember the exact proportions of the ingredients but it was glycerin, minced ginger, and minced chili pepper, and water. It was about a quart and a half. I remember the balance of trying to retain it and not wanting to expel.

Have done several M&M enemas and loved them, I enjoyed the cramps. The worst enema ever was a "tea" made from tobacco, Made me very sick.

I think thw M&M mixture is perfect for special punishment enemas. But I wouldnt use it everytime.

The M&M enema is the most intense one I have ever tried. You don't keep it inside for anytime without some type or plug. It is a small volume enema, administered quickly, and it wants out immediately. Better be very close to the toilet or you are going to make a mess. One expelled, I just rinse with warm water and no after effects.

Definetly my first barium enema. The male x-ray tech didn't lube my anus and used very little on the nozzle, making the insertion unpleasant. Both him and the doctor who performed the test were also not very friendly. My second BE, performed by a cute female tech, was much more enjoyable. She lubed my ass with her finger and was very gentle inserting the nozzle. Even though the procedure was the same I actually enjoyed the second one. I didn't get an erection during the first one, but was semi erect during the second one.

An air enema. Had one as part of a virtual colonoscopy. I was uncomfortable through the whole procedure, probably 45 minutes.

Like several others here, mine was from a barium enema I got at a hospital lab. It wasn't so much the enema as it was from what was done afterwards. I was given the enema and rolled from side to side on the x-ray table, and when done the nozzle was removed and sent to the toilet to expel.

When finished expelling, I had to go back and lie on the table again while the tech pumped air into my gut. He kept pumping and pumping till I was quite full of air and looked very pregnant. He pumped in so much air that it forced the residual barium backwards up throught the stomach causing me to vomit some of it out. the pressure from the air built up enough that it force the balloon nozzle to pop out of my rectum spewing the left over barium all over the doctor and everything else in its way. The doc got mad and let the tech have it verbally. I have had several other BE's, but none like that first one, and I hope I never do again.

Tried a couple of things up till now.

But a 50%+ mix of glycerine with a double balloon nozzle was pretty much the most intens one I had so far.

A good runner-up would be a strong solution of soap (pure stuff, no additives), try holding that for 15-30 mins 😃

The most uncomfortable enema I have ever received was what is known as a Mayo enema. It's a small volume enema but the ingredients, sugar and baking soda, create enough CO2 to make the urge to expel the only thing on your mind...other than the gut wrenching cramps! It's one of those enemas (similar to the M&M) that should be administered close to the toilet. Having to walk any considerable distance is only asking for trouble!

In fact, the Mayo enema is the only enema I have ever had that literally made me sick to my stomach. So add that to the cramps and you have a very uncomfortable enema!

It's been a few years since I've had a "Mayo"....and it will be a while longer before I try one again....the memory is still too fresh!

Have fun and play safe!

Deb

I've never had a barium enema, but I find milk and molasses very crampy and difficult to hold

I found a receipe in an old nursing book for worms; 50% Vinegar and 50% water. I had the runs and bloddy discharge for 5 days; Never again

Self administered. I wanted something intense, and I put a bar of Ivory soap in a blender, then combined it with water. I went with my usual high volume. A soap enema is fine - but this went well beyond that - WAAAAAAYYYYYYY too much soap and it really irritated.. It took quite a while until I was feeling remotely back to "normal".

The first time I had an upper and lower GI series was in 1968. I was in the hospital for three days. All they told me was that I'd have a bunch of x-rays. I'd been there ten minutes when a nurse brought me a big dose of castor oil. I was washing my mouth out when she came back with a big soapy enema. They should have warned me.

I was nervous and upset already and was not expecting an enema at all. I expected needles but not enemas. I was so embarrassed I wanted to die. My heart was in my throat. All that was obvious and she asked if I wanted my Brother to stay. He got me back on the bed and over the enema pad. The bed was lowered and my brother took my pj bottoms and shorts all the way off while I protested. He didn't put up with my being shy so he just flipped me on my side and made me open up. Then I was taking soapy water.

The cramps were bad. My belly was rumbling from the castor oil and I was so tense it took everything I had to hold it. There was a lot of stopping and starting to get it in me so it lasted quite a while. By the time I rolled off the bed I was completely miserable. It didn't come out easy either. The cramps were bad and since I'd been blacking out my Brother stayed in the bathroom with me. The nurse kept checking on me. That was the worst ever. An hour or so after getting rid of the enema I had to run from the castor oil. Those cramps were bad too. It took four or five hours before that was over.

They gave me two more enemas later that evening. I think that was probably one of the worst days of my life. They weren't nearly as bad as the first one. By the time it was all over they gave me a shot to help me sleep. I don't think it was needed. I was exhausted. At about 4AM the next morning before the shift change they woke me up with two more. They were all big and soapy but I only had a real problem with the first one. I'm not saying I liked them or enjoyed them in any way. It was horribly embarrassing and they all seemed to be bigger than they needed to be. Every time I was desperate to go well before the bag was empty. That was the way it always worked though. At home I think they watched for me to clamp down on the tube, cross my legs curl up my toes to show I'd had enough.

The barium wasn't too bad. The constant running to the toilet the previous day from the enemas and castor oil had made my butt hole raw. Even though the big balloon nozzle was covered with grease when the technician put it in I almost jumped off the table. When it was inflated there was constant pain. The only thing about the barium was that it was cold. Also I was so completely full it was like my belly was made of cement. It didn't hurt but I could feel my gut stretch. I was happy after they finished poking my belly and rolling me around that they dropped the bag on the floor. Some of the barium ran back in the bag and relieved the pressure. Actually the air wasn't a big deal. I did have some cramps that lasted a while till it was out but my sore butt hole kept me from thinking about it too much.

The big double balloon nozzle was torture.

I emptyed fleet extra and filled 75 glycerin and 25 water. and i took it in knees posititon held it as long as i can (30min) and it lasted all night long. Kep waking up needing to poop. It was so extreme pressure each time i had to go...

My worst just happened this past weekend. 16oz of glycerin to 48oz of water. Managed to get almost the full 2 qts in before the cramps and burning just got too bad. I was using a double balloon, so leakage wasn't a problem, just the overwhelming discomfort. After 5-6 mins, I made the dash to the toilet without making a mess. Tried a plain water rinse enema afterwards and wasn't able to take more than a quart before the cramping again became too much. Had the "runs" for the next 36 hours with lots of muscous being released tinged with bloody strands. Never, never again.

When I was little the worst were the 3H (high, hot, helluva a lot) soapsuds enemas from my Mom. That's what I almost always got. As an adult, I too, think the Barium Enema with Air Contrast was the worst, but not exactly from cramp pain. The worst part from the Barium Enema were the 10 days which followed. I was thinking about posting what happened that time. In short, the barium made me terribly constipated. Horrible. It was like having to pass a concrete baseball bat from inside you...without lube. I was in my early 20s and had no clue what to do.

That's interesting Sunny; my experience with barium was for the most part, opposite of yours. My barium decided to depart the night of, and I was on and off the johnny 3 or 4, maybe more times. And, then, I would have to imagine that if someone put a flashlight in my mouth, the light would have shown through to my anus, if I were properly scoped from below... :-)

I guess the worst given to me was the old 3H style, by my girlfriend as part of a play act punishment scene. Never tried the M&M (milk and molasses) but from other's comments, that sounds as bad or worst. Did try lemon juice as well and that definately adds to the cramping.

Double contrast barium enema, no problem until they added the air, then it was hell and I cramped, doubled over, for the next 4 hours.

A few years ago my enemate wanted to try a small enema of straight glycerine, about half a pint..After just a few minutes she had a violent expulsion. Then she sat on the toilet cramping and vomiting into the waste basket. She tried to get it all out with clear water enemas, but it took several tries until she could take enough water to do any good, even after that she kept getting the urge with nothing but mucus coming out.

I think an M&M is difficult to beat for being the most uncomfortable. I occasionally give them to myself. A retention nozzle is very helpful.

Moms enema's were the worst, I had a condition, which I outgrew, that I absorbed the water in my inestines or colon and left my stool hard and dry. I don't know what all the fuss is about a lower GI. I heard horror story's and was scared to death when I had to have one 20 years ago. It was no big deal! The nurse was great, she hit the target right away. They used a little inflatable nozzle to help me hold the liquid. Which I thought this is going to be hell! I'm probablly going to be getting super filled. It was quick and painless. When It was done I asked how much of that stuff was in me? The nurse said about a quart. The then laid the bag on the floor so some of the solution could back flow into the bag. Then took the nozzle out and I went into the can and got rid of the rest. I asked before I left would there be a problem if it didn't all come out. She said it would all be gone in a day or two, but if I did notice a problem to let my doctor know. It was all out the next day. I think some people make the procedure worse than it actually is. Either that or they let their mind play games with them.

I have heard that an enema with Fels Naptha soap is pretty crampy. Anyone have information?

I have to agree with many, the M&M enema I gave myself was painful. I cramped an insane amount and the outflow went on for hours. Lots of fun though, I can't wait until the next one.

I think it was when I was very young. My mother took me to the bathroom and sat on the tub. I went over her knees and she gave it to me. I think worms came out in the tub. I didn't have too many at that time but I got to like it after I got older, maybe in my late thirty's. I started by using a large plastic coke bottle with warm water.

Medical barium. It was allot, they added air for double contrast and used an inflatable nozzle.

It wasn't exactly an enema, but I once shot a bottle of Gly-Oxide Liquid Antiseptic Oral Cleanser up my ass. I bent over and squeezed it all in. It wasn't a lot, maybe 2 oz. I had been rinsing my mouth with it and it foamed a lot, so I thought that would be fun up my ass.

Wow, was that horrible, and I was well use to enemas on my own. This made me have to poop so badly and nothing came out, just a painful urge to poop and poop, it seems it lasted for hours, the urge just did not let up, and the foam that did come out was all bloody. I took and shot some water up my ass several times, it really did not seem to wash it out, just seemed to intensify it. I drank almost a bottle of Pepto-Bismol off an on that afternoon, it seemed to help some. Whatever, I never did that again, it just seemed to really irritate my rectum. After a couple of hours it pretty much let up, but my ass was sore for some time.