St. Patrick's Day Green Enemas?

With St.Paddys Day almost here, has anyone given thought to giving or taking a GREEN enema? What would you use?

Green beer, green food coloring mixed with water, green food coloring mixed with vodka, split pea soup, pureed asparagus or other green veggies, melted pistachio ice cream and a lot of rather gross but physiologic fluid things that are green. Oh, yeah, the most vile of green things---BILE.

Happy St. Patrick's Day!!

SLANTE'

Thanks for the offering,don't know if I could "stomach", any or all of that! As for the green beer....maybe.Although,after making a batch of St.Patricks Day cookies,I had green fingers! What do you think that would do to my insides! :-\ I'd probably be green with envy!LOL