Enema Mishaps

Perhaps I just used my enema bags too much and wore them out,but on three ocassions I've had bags completely fall off the hanger hook while taking my enema.Thank God I was in the bathtub when the bags failed.The eye holes ripped and sending the enema bags which were filled to the brim crashing and splashing all over me.One of my boys heard the loud noise and asked what happen,man,I was so embarrassed and had to think of something real quick to reply.

After the third enema bag failed I decided to make my own enema containers out of 4qt juice pitchers,but that's another story.

Did any of you folks have a similar situation happen to you?Let the good times flow. w/m72yrs/W.MA

Twobagger, I had a bag fall from the hanger and burst all over the bathroom floor while I was taking an enema. Had a terrible mess.

I had a big problem 40 yrs ago with the old "pumpkin" 3 quart vessel. When it fell, at least I closed the clamp immediately. Just water on the floor, but the eyelet, a big one (?) inch all rubber eye, fractured. I was so pissed. No enema and no way to compensate. I went to the drug store immediately, and within 20 minutes was all hooked up again. I remember that I enjoyed it immensely.

While taking an enema on the bathroom floor on a thich pad of newspaper a full bag of water slipped off the hook on top of me . What a mess as some backflow of poop poop water came out. Thank goodness for the newspaper pads. Mom knew what she wes doing using newspaper as an enema pad. Thank goodness moms latex folding douche bag did not tear.

I was laying on the bed taking an enema once when I was beginning to feel very full and needed to get up and get to the toilet. The bag still had some water left in it. I thought I had shut off the clamp when I got up. When I came back I found the rest of the bag had emptied on to the bed. It completely soaked through the towels and right through to the mattress. It took all day for it to dry. Fortunately, it was my side of the bed, since it was still a bit damp when I went to bed that night and my husband didn't notice.

GmaFoxy,

This was one of your own making, but seems to me like even when it isn't our own fault we girls get to lie in the wet spot. - Vicki

Bags falling have happened a couple of times to me, whether it because the plastic "S" hook hanging the bag came loose or, once, the eye in the bag gave way.

My lessons learned from this: 1) get a big metal "S" hook from the hardware store or one of the E-supply sites; 2) make sure the bag you're using has a good, solid eye that isn't starting to go through rubber decay; 3) if doing coffee enemas which can stain, do it either in the tub, shower, or bathroom floor.

I had a 2 quart combo bag that I hooked a pink folding bag up to in order to charge another quart in it. I hung it on the shower rod while I was getting the higginson syringe ready and lubing up the nozzle. That damn bag fell hit in the tub and made 4 or 5 more bounces all over the bathroom. It was funny then and now to me. For some odd reason the clamp stayed closed and the hose stayed on, other wise Ivory would have been all over the WORLD !

I had the tube slip out of my old combination. Shot water all over me and the floor. Glad that I hadn't open the clip ir ut really would have been an adventure.

Yes, things slip, tear, fail and are a bother to clean up after!

Not that I'm grossed out or anything but I would rather be taking some sauce in my saucy behind, saucily stated in silly satire...of course.

Ciao'

J

I used to use a natural color latex folding travel bag for taking an enema in the shower. A couple of time the darned plastic hook slipped off the shower arm and the whole thing fell.

Unfortunately, a time or so the bag was snagged and torn by faucet handle. End of the line for it.

I sure wish they still made those bags. They were great. Light weight, easy to turn inside out to dry, fairly inexpensive and a real turn-on to boot.

I had an enemate one time and we used a motel room for our pleasures. Well we had no place to hang the bag from and we used a light fixture. well half way thru my first enema the bag slipped off the fixture and down came the bag the water going all over us

The Collector has a couple of bloopers in his videos including a falling bag or two.

Oh Yes it happened a couple of times to me , I had one of those latex travel bags and down it came or so I thought.The bag ripped down the side . I was in a hotel ,but the carpet got wet .

Second time at home and the bag broke at the hanging ring .Got old .

My late wife also had a couple let go to.She groused about the first one every time she saw a bag hanging ,being advertised or on display in a drug store ,etc. It was a beauty ,she had it when we got together and I believe that she told me was five quarts , big one .

Her second time I heard her in bathroom and not paying to much attention to her ,then I heard the cursing , she came out madder than a wet hen .I asked what was wrong ? Go in the bathroom and see .Another one coming apart .

Got can after that .They can still spill .

Yes I have had this happen many times with "drugstore" enema gear, That happened to me for the first 5 years of learning enemas then I made an investment in some "real" equipment.

Nothing like nearing an orgasm under a delicious flow of water then having a gigantic splash kill it - then a big mess to clean.

- but I have not had this problem with "quality enema gear" like a good open top enema bag.

Higher quality enema equipmemt like my clear latex bag has a reinforced

hole and if you use hooks that are plastic coated steel you wont have problems like you describe... Except for the odd hangar collapse in a hotel from time to time I now pack my own reinforced hangar with my luggage and travel gear.

Davegvg

Several times. Now use hot water bottle type bags: often fill, drain into bag, fill again and then flush out with clean water. Need to clean bag and hose well thereafter.

Yes, more than once. The travel bags are the most fragile.

My latest train wreck was the hose came off the bottom of a 2 quart Ivory started hung on the bathroom door, not a damn thing you can do when your on the floor (-*

Yes, it happened a few times, it really sucks because then it gets all over the place, the bags get weak after long times of use

Funny stories! Makes me recall years ago my wife was giving me an enema with a full, well used Faultless latex bag. We had just started, the bag hanging from a bed post, when suddenly I was getting wet from above...the bag had developed a pin hole leak. "Not to worry" she says as she gently places her finger against the leak, "relax and take the enema".

A minute later another leak starts this time on the side away from her and she is having a difficult time stemming that one which is wetting the bed. Meanwhile my enema has progressed to the point of cramping and I need a rest stop but she has both hands busy with the bag and I"m looking for the clamp. Not sure what happened next except my wife begins struggling to get the bag off the bed post when the whole darn thing explodes. She runs out of the bedroom laughing hysterically and there I am....well you can just imagine...

I guess most of us who take regular enemas have has either a hanging tab at the bottom of a hot water bottle break off or a hose slipping off the end of the screw attachment and when it does happen what a mess everywhere!

I now make sure before hanging up a bag that the hanging tab is strong and robust and the hose firmly attached to the screw in nozzle and testing its a tight fit!

Probably everybody who has been into this for any appreciable period of time has has a bag fall or break for one reason or another.

If it never happened to you, you probably have not been doing this for very long.

Unfortunately bags tear, wear out, grommets come loose, hangers fall and things get wet. Thats why I always use some sort of pad to catch the spill. But sooner or later something is going to get wet.

Our first bag was an open top Faultless. It got plenty of use and we used a coat hanger to hang it on the bed post until the bag could be raised to the porper height. Once during this process, the coat hanger slipped off the bed post and the contents soaked the rug instead of the waiting colon. We had to do a quick cleanup and repeat!

Oh yeah.....on more than one occasion have had the hose slip off the nozzle...then problems from both the bag and butt! --water squirting out of the nozzle still in your butt...and the hose squirting water all over the place. It is amazing how much 2 qts, or less of water a mess causes.

The worst was in our motor home...the hose came off the bottom of the bag, which was hung from an over-head cabinet handle....and I was lying on the bed and the hose from the bag didn't fall on the floor, butt on the bed.

We spent the next hour or so taking all the bedding over to the laundrymat, drying everything...then back to the coach and making the bed. It was damn near midnight! Worst case ever! My lady then asked if I still wanted my enemas. I told her to forget it....there's always tomorrow.

the boxcar

Way back in the mid 1980's I ordered my first piece of custom enema equipment, a 3 quart red rubber hot water bottle type back with red hose and black nozzles and I think it was from the now defunct Platinum Press that used to publish the enema magazines. It was $50.00 as I recall, which for a college student paying tuition and rent was alot, and it lasted a few times until the hanger tab split and after that was really unusable after that.

I had a JBL bag burst at a seam after a number of years of use. It was a shame, because I can take a much larger fill with one of those bags! The only drawback to those bags is that the nozzle is not larger and more comfortable to sit on. I always tended to leak a little around the nozzle after getting pretty full. Someone should design a larger nozzle for the JBLs bags?

Oh God, yes! Latex folding syringes are particularly subject to ripping, tearing, because their rubber is so thin. Also if you are going to do sex while the water is flowing, use a closed top bag; I had a full open top fall when we got too passionate in our movements.My JBL sprung a leak too; at the edge.

I was filling a Shy ball type syringe at the faucet and it just blew out the sides, fortunately still in the sink. Barry, for torn hanger tabs, go to a hardware store, get a nylon hard washer, half-dollar size, and epoxy it to the back of the hanger. It's hard and will last for years.

Yeah, when I was craving a deep colon fill I tried joining two sections of tubes. I love the tickle I get when extracting almost three feet of tubing but soon realized they separated and left over a foot of tube over two feet inside me. I'll spare you the messy details only to say that after several hours of mineral oil enemas and worrying close to panic it came out on its own. At that point I really didn't care about the mess I made.

Moral of the story, don't try this, ever!

When using mineral oil I have left spots on the bed that are hard to explain. I also have had the eye in the bags break and cause a 2 quart spill.