Enema solutions that cause cramping

You havn't felt adominal pain until you are rushed to the hospital at 3am, diagnosed with severe appendicitis at age 6, and require immediant surgical intervention. Didn't help that I got a severe infection following the surgery. I wasn't able to walk for 2 weeks and it took a full month for me to recover both physically and mentaly according to my parents.

Im 21 now and still remember the constant agonizing pain and screaming, (I think I became dehydrated from crying so much). Not even morphine touched it.

A 6 year old child shouldn't have to go through that, its traumatizing and even to this day, I panic even when I get the slightest hint of pain in my abdomine.

To all the bullshi**ers who post:

Your colon does not have taste buds, so there is no burning inside your colon. You anus will experience burning because it has a huge number of nerve endings, but not your colon. So if you are going to bullsh** us, at least get your facts correct, Wasabi dose not cause burning inside the colon, nor does any other spice.

I haven't found that a good strong warm M & M enema (roughly a 50-50 mixture) causes a lot of cramping, but I can attest that it's virtually impossible to hold for any significant period of time.......i.e., anything more than a few minutes. You better be close to a commode, or be prepared to clean up a mess.

To all the bullshi**ers who post:

Your colon does not have taste buds, so there is no burning inside your colon. You anus will experience burning because it has a huge number of nerve endings, but not your colon. So if you are going to bullsh** us, at least get your facts correct, Wasabi dose not cause burning inside the colon, nor does any other spice.

Capsaicin can cause a burning sensation. The hot "taste" you experience with hot peppers is NOT a taste. It is a chemical heat sensation and taste buds are NOT required for it. It isn't so much the NUMBER of nerve endings, it is the TYPE of receptor that matters.

Rub some on your penis or scrotum if you dare. You will see.

If you're not so daring, rub some on your face.

All of these things should be done only after fasting for at least, 8 better 12+ hours. otherwise you run the risk of it coming back out both ends at once!!

I have posted about a glycerin enema that is just about unretainable.

if you want cramping in a normal 2-3 qt enema, Epsom Salt and soapsuds together in the same enema gives you good cramping and a very strong purge. It makes up the first round of most enema sessions for me.

If you want to give it a little more kick, you can take a Fleet Bisacodyl mini enema about 10 minutes before you start, or take 6 Dulcolax or in my case generic bisacodyl tablets about 2 hours before starting the ESS enema. It typically kicks in around the third round.

Susie and Lisa both have extremely hard to retain recipes, as for peppers not transferring heat, as a chef you learn real quick not to shop onions after peppers, because if you rub your eyes you WILL have a bad time. The colon is no different, its why figging works.

To Switchablesusie:

I repeat, bull**it! There is no burning inside the colon, other than temperature.

To Peppy Pepp: WRONG!!! Figging burns the nerves around the anus not the rectum or colon!

The level of ignorance about the colon and enemas is astounding. I see more crap spewed about enemas than almost any other subject.

Yes, you can burn the hell out of your anus, but that is not the same as burning your rectum or colon.

To Switchablesusie:

I repeat, bull**it! There is no burning inside the colon, other than temperature.

To Peppy Pepp: WRONG!!! Figging burns the nerves around the anus not the rectum or colon!

The level of ignorance about the colon and enemas is astounding. I see more crap spewed about enemas than almost any other subject.

Yes, you can burn the hell out of your anus, but that is not the same as burning your rectum or colon.

In case you didn't read my post correctly, I said "burning sensation" and yes, you can have that throughout the colon. The magnitude of the sensation may vary among people, but there is a burning sensation or sensation of heat nevertheless.

For me I hate that burning sensation, I remember when I was a kid and my Mother would use soap sticks they burned like a bitch when inserted, then she would a lot of soap in the enemas she would give me, and between the burning from the soap and the cramps the SSE caused was hell to me, then after I got rid of the SSE she would use a clear water rinse which I liked because it cooled down the burning sensation the SSE caused. Now a days I just use baking Soda and salt for my solution, I suffer with IBS and any kind of soap really irrates the lining of my colon. 😃

I'm with Kid on this one. I have very longstanding IBS since at latest age 13-14. At that age they called it Spastic Colon then later decided on IBS. I haven't had a real attack in over 30 years, but every now and then it starts to feel like an episode is starting, but goes away. I think mine would now be called IBS-A, though I'm not sure. My symptoms during attacks are primarily excruciating abdominal cramps for hours at a time, but rarely associated with constipation or diarrhea.

As a result, my theory is that the presence of baseline but dormant IBS may be making my colon and especially rectum and anus much more sensitive to irritation than without IBS, but it's just a theory. My usual enema is just plain 0.9% NaCl/table salt, but sometimes I do experiment for (hopefully) enjoyment. Because of the ease of irritation, I've learned over the last year or two to experiment slowly and carefully. I mostly prefer a single large enema or maybe two in a row if my anus and rectum don't get too irritated. Normally I do 2.5-4 quarts of saline or saline plus about 1 tsp Castile liquid soap per quart if I want soap, and retain for usually 15-30 minutes. Sometimes while I'm timing retention, I'll be so comfortable and pleasantly distended that I fall asleep, and sometimes wake up having retained for over an hour, with no problems. I once last year tried glycerine at 5% in saline and had a very enjoyable time, with the advertised very gassy or grumbly belly but no real cramping. The next time, it turns out I went too high too fast and tried 10% glycerine in saline, which gave me just about intolerable cramps and evacuation urges. I'll probably try the 5% again sometime soon, but that's probably as high as I can stand for now.

I'm expecting delivery of a SiliconeNozzles colon tube in today's mail, so I'm going to probably have to learn to take a smallish first cleansing enema, maybe 1.5-2 quarts, before starting to play with inserting the CT as far as I can. I'm looking forward to the process of learning to snake the CT in most of the way, assuming my anatomy and physiology cooperate.

Eric

I tried a baking soda "1-2-3" for the first time and it was awesome:

1 oz. (2 Tbs) baking soda in 8 oz warm water

2 oz of 1:1 simple syrup added to mix and then draw into a bulb syringe

3 min. hold after injection

Resulted in an incredible expulsion followed by multiple waves of exquisite cramps!

Not messy like an M&M and a quick rinse to settle things down with no afterburner trips to the toilet.

Wonderful!

Once I blew up an enema bag with air, pinched of the tube, and too a 2 qt air enema. Pretty hard Cramping and difficult to expel.

I have been given olive oil enemas a few tea for punishment They cause me heavy cramping and up to 24 hours of after effects, so diapers are a must for me when I have one.

I have been given olive oil enemas a few tea for punishment They cause me heavy cramping and up to 24 hours of after effects, so diapers are a must for me when I have one.

Straight Olive Oil? How much Olive Oil were you given?

The most crampy enema I ever had was a milk and molasses one! Thought I was going to pass my entire colon out my anus!! Had to take several plain water enemas to wash it all out! Never again!

Dr. Bronner's castile soap, or should I say, too much Dr. Bronner's castile soap.

Milk and Molases is supposedly diabolical. The cramping and the expulsion are supposed to be very intense. I have not yet experimented with this as a giver or receiver.

I have posted this before. Probably more than once.

If you want a truly hard to hold enema, that WILL cause cramping here you go!

took an enema once that isn't something I would have wanted to repeat at the time, but now, maybe under the right circumstances.

Be careful! You want to do this on an empty stomach ONLY!

If you want a SINGLE enema that can really clean you out with one round This will work but use it SPARINGLY No more than a couple of time a year and make sure you are an experienced enema taker, and are ready to be surprised.

Start the afternoon before ideally right after lunch. Eat LESS for lunch than usual

After lunch drink a 32 bottle of either Powerade or Gatorade.

Rinse the bottle repeatedly till you can no longer smell the original contents.

Then put in 18 oz of glycerin. After that's in pour in the contents of ONE Fleet enema or equivalent generic. Fill the Fleet bottle again with 4.5 oz of potable water. Throw way the Fleet bottle,

Put the cap back on the Powerade bottle and shake it up good!

Then let it set overnight

US Room Temperature is fine British room temperature might be on the cold side to get the best mix

The next morning without eating anything in between, Drink some water, while you are prepping the bed or table for a Simms position enema place the bottle in a hot water bath in a sink or dishpan.

Once you are set up, pour the contents of that Powerade bottle into an open-top bag type syringe. Hang it about 3-ft above where your rectum will be when you are in position.

Get in the Simms position, and with the nozzle you are most familiar and comfortable with, take the enema as you would normally take a 2-qt enema. Be ready, it goes fast

You should have 2 clean washcloths ready. One as a bite/twist rag the other to stuff in your rectum if you start to leak on the way to the toilet.

I pride myself on retaining 3-qt Epsom salt and soapsuds enemas 15 minutes

I have done this sort of enema 2 or 3 times in my whole life, I have yet to get past 11 minutes!!

You won't need a second enema that gets EVERYTHING out!

Keep a dishpan or empty trashcan within easy reach of the toilet in case it DOES come out both ends at once!! If you fast at least 12 hours ideally more before stating there is a good chance it won't do that, but it WILL feel like it's going to If there IS anything in your stomach, it's almost certainly coming out, so be ready

Don't do anything physically strenuous for at least a couple of hours after.

Sparkling water with a little air, cramps assured. (1.5 liters and 1/2 air)

Provide a quick flow if not possible to finish the bag.

It shakes the end quickly and can not hold more than a few minutes ...