Monitoring equipment

My fantasy is a surgical scene, which involves monitoring of various types before, during, and after the procedure. This includes ekg, pulse ox, blood pressure, and even temperature.

BP cuffs and those O2 sensors the nurse clamps on your finger don't do anything for me. But I do enjoy the sensation of the nurse placing (and removing) the sticky pads on my chest, which I assume are used to monitor respiration.

I had that done at my last colonoscopy last December. I remember the nurse apologizing for having to reach under my gown and remove them right before I was allowed to get dressed. And I was thinking to myself "It's okay. I'm actually rather enjoying it." ?

I like the feeling of the monitoring equipment, including the wires, but the thing I like the most about monitoring equipment is hearing the beeps, especially the changes between nervousness and relaxation.

@wino_v2

The sticky pads are to monitor the electrical activity of your heart. (ECG)

The office i work at there is a company that sells defibrillators next door they moved i found 3 in the trash they all work not sure what to do with them...

any suggestions ??

I used to work in a hospital. I worked third shift. When I wasn’t busy sometimes I would hook myself up to an ekg machine. Love the feeling of applying the electrodes to my bare chest. After I was hooked up I would masturbate. Watching the ekg screen as my heart rate steadily increased. I love having procedures and being hooked up to everything, especially oxygen and ekgs. Wires everywhere. Beeping of monitors.

A few years ago I discovered my blood pressure to be rather high, and the cardiologist had me wear a heart monitor for 2 weeks. It connected via a cell phone and they could monitor my heart in real time. Of course if you got into a spotty cell area, they called my normal cell to see if I was still alive, lol.

Frequently cardiologists will ask you to have sex once while you are connected to the monitor so they can see if that is an activity they should be concerned about.

I’ve been connected to several monitors before, it’s an interesting feeling having the cuff inflate on a schedule and hearing the beeping of your heart and how it changes with your mood.

Almost every time I've been in the hospital the last 20 years. I almost always get an EKG monitor. I almost always get a blood pressure cuff. A pull-ometer. of course I'm usually in there for diabetes and I'm getting a couple bags of fluids and I do all that

@justacatheter

Re the defibs you found.... be smart and either toss them out or give them to someone knowledgeable in electronics to strip for parts. But don't even think about hooking them to yourself or anyone else. If you make a mistake, they can easily kill you. They are in no way toys.

Definitely love being on a ekg the pads being applied and the wires Pulse ox and blood pressure I’m always afraid they can tell when I’m at the doctor

Yepp a few times. My ex's mom used to hook me up to a monito. I'd love to do it again.

In face-to-face meetings (pre-lockdown!) I always use my pulse oximeter, particularly with auscultation. Interest to hear the pulse rate climb as the examination progresses!

There are few things in medfet that I love more than being thoroughly monitored... 😄

Oh yes besides the EKG and blood pressure pulse ox b when I had pneumonia ,they had a bed monitor so if I got out of bed the alarm went off. I was a fall risk.

And then they have pee alarms.

I kept getting and getting out of bed so they put a wristband on me so I left my room it went off.

While I don’t have much experience being monitored, my ideal fantasy, which involves surgery, would include various monitors, I’d imagine.

If you get turned on by being monitored, check out some of the videos on Urodynamics tests. These tests are done to measure peeing functions in both men and women, to look for retention or5 incontinence.

In preparation for the tests, you get into a gown and onto a special couch with leg rersts that spread you wide open with all your privates exposed. Then a catheter to measure abdominal pressure is inserted, rectally in men and rectally or vaginally in women Another catheter is inserted into the person's bladder both to measure the pressure and fill the person with saline (substitute pee) Sticky pads (as for an ECG) are also placed near the person's anus to monitor the EMG signals to the bladder

Then the fun begins as your bladder is slowly filled and the responses monitored. The doctor or nurse knows everything.. they can tell when you feel an urge to pee and how hard you are trying to hold it And you'll get filled until you have an accidental leakage.

Enjoy 😃)

I had a dream last night of someone hooking me up to a strange all in one monitor that had oxygen, anesthesia, ecg, blood pressure, etc all on one machine! It was so interesting

I had a dream last night of someone hooking me up to a strange all in one monitor that had oxygen, anesthesia, ecg, blood pressure, etc all on one machine! It was so interesting

Usually, there's two monitors on the anesthesia machine - one to monitor the patient (EKG, BP, SpO2, ETCO2, and any invasive linez) and one to monitor the gasses. Interesting that your dream combined the two!

It's my biggest fantasy to be connected to an EKG, Pulse Oximeter, Blood Pressure Monitor, under a drip. I perfectly remember my stays in the hospital when they connected me to the equipment, and the most hot was when they had to take care of my clothes before connecting, and I was lying down. Unfortunately, I did not have the opportunity to connect anyone to the ECG, etc. Only the girl, my friend, to the blood pressure monitor and we made a fake ECG and a drip, where I put a real needle shallowly

I would like to be hooked up to every kind of moniter at same time in a sex research laboratory.

ECG, BP, SPO2, respiration, temperature of course. But, I am also experiencing with ABI (Ankle-Brachial pressure index) machines now…they are great !

Doctor MG

@Sharia

Believe me, it gets old really fast when you're in hospital for real. Then there are all the sticks for blood test, little sleep, backbreaking beds, and having to pee in a urinal and try to poo in a bedpan. Those bedpans were designed by the Marquis de Sade.

I’ve posted here before - but I have to post again because I actually had the chance to be hooked up to and play with a patient monitor yesterday. My husband and I met up with a fellow medfet/cardiophile friend who brought along his monitor and it was one of my favorite experiences ever!! 🥰 He had the monitor set to measure blood pressure every three minutes. Maybe a little too often because I have some purple marks on my arm from the cuff today… 😳

I've had that done many times but unfortunately not in a play setting. It is pretty cool to see all that equipment running though.

Had an EKG done when I was a kid one hospital stay , and from there on I was hooked literally, always loved being hooked up and have someone monitor the progress. I own two older HP units that work great for play time when it would ever occur. Always been a fantasy to have a stress test of some sort using the equipment I have

In the realm of monitoring, there are several tests that sound like fun. Sadly (or happily) I've not personally experienced them.

One is anorectal manometry, where they put a special balloon into your rectum and measure the muscle strengths and coordination as you try and poo.

A related test is a rectal ultrasound to look at a man's prostate, which involves a rectal probe to image from the inside. I guess women can get a similar test, but there is an additional place to put the probe.

Last, there is a test called a defecography, or pooing test. During this test they fill the patient's rectum with a barium paste to simulate poo and that's x-ray opaque using something like a caulking gun with rectal tube attached and then the patient sits on a special chair and x-rays are taken while the patient try to poo out the paste.

Some people have all the fun.

I have had a lot of experiences with various monitoring devices in the medical context. I had two surgeries, lots of EEGs (the head electrodes for monitoring brain activity, at a neurologist's practice) and a sleep study in a sleep lab (a few nights at the sleep lab hooked up to various equipment, after I couldn't sleep at all at home with the portable equipment I tried from my GP), also some EKGs. They didn't excite me that much when they happened, especially the EEGs were more a calming experience, definitely not unpleasant. It's pleasant when the equipment is attached to your body. Medical scenes should definitely be enhanced with equipment like that, the monitor beeps etc. Haven't had any real life play experience so far though.

This makes number three, so far as posting in this thread. First. Yes. I like it. Still like it. Always have like it. In all likelihood, this is a part of me that will never diminish. I would be pretty upset if it did diminish I believe.

In that spirit, I purchased an MDE Escort Prism multi-parameter patient monitor a few months ago. To add to that fun, I picked up a young lady whom I consider to be just shy of Cardiophile. If she isn’t one, she’s well on her way. Any idea the joy of unboxing that lovely piece of equipment with another? The one who is going to enjoy it with me? I’m blessed in that department.

Can I say we’ve had a bit of fun with it. Me, more than her, admittedly…Truth of it though, I’m sure I enjoy it more than most of the world population. Go figure😃 What a hoot to see the hearts reaction to whatever…Almost instantaneously. Using poppers for example. Seeing the HR literally jump from 100 to 150 in a seconds time. A couple already rapid beats of the heart. Joy. Or seeing her HR and blood pressure respond to the first smack of my hand on her tooshie. Better yet, her hand, my tooshie. Her belt, my ass. Or engaging in sex. Masturbation.

The disposable electrodes go fast. We have used 150 so far in maybe 6 months. If left too long, they do cause irritation on me. 6 hours or so, I guess. Maybe longer. The suction cup electrodes are a thing of beauty. They are not useful in any circumstance, save your standard, resting ECG. These, left more than a few minutes cause hickeys. Anything much past 10, 15 minutes, will literally take the skin off. This being what I have found.

I may post a few pictures as I’ve not shared anything here in forever. It is only a 3 lead recorder, but for all intents, that is two more than I ever needed to have a complete blast with the thing😃

Takes NIBP in STAT Mode(As many BPs as it can get in 5 minutes), 1,2,3,4,5,10,15,30,45,60,120,240 minutes. Has a dual recorder that default prints 16 seconds of heart rhythm and whatever other parameter you tell it, or whichever parameter initiates the alarm, which all values of all parameters are set by the user😃 BP, SPO2, Respirations, Temperature. It prints when an alarm is triggered or on demand. This machine has cost several trees their life, I must report. I’m a tree lover and plant several every year. Year after year after year.

Bitten suggested 3 minutes may be too much. I contend 3 minutes is just right for most all your vital signs monitor activities. Be them his or her. At rest, or under load. Much fun.

Yeah i would love to be connected to a patient monitor while being examined! I want to have the pulse ox on one of my toes and the temp sensor in my rectum or in my ticklish belly button, and the doctor instructing me to give a semen sample while my vitals are recorded, and the ekg beeps faster!