Kitchen Tools as Medical Toys

I was shopping for new kitchen tools a few weeks ago when I spotted what looked like would be a great new fun tool for a Gyn exam. It was a plastic spreader, designed for spreading frosting on cakes or cupcakes. It is about five inches long, plastic with dull edges and about three inches wide.

I decided that it could make a great Gyn exam tool for spreading the labia lips apart as part of a Doctor's visual examination of the labia.

Does anyone else use find a kitchen supply store to be a great place to shop for exam tools?

Lady Teddy, always on the lookout for fun toys!

LOL, I can't go into a kitchenware, hardware, sporting goods or marine supply store without thinking about perverting the use of something that I see.

Andy, aka xamminer

http://sites.google.com/site/xamminer2/xamminer

Lady Teddy & xamminer! Two people after my own heart. I have two suggestions to add to the list. A set of stainless steel meatball shapers are great for sizing testicles, this suggestion from my own playdoc. And no medfet play kit is complete without a nice set of stainless steel chopsticks. They can be sterilized and are great for stimulating the clit hood, and in a pinch they make a great sound!

Play On!

LadyDoc

Oh Lady Doc, you always have the must amazing advice 😃

LadyDocIsIn does have great advice! Thanks for the suggestions! I love the idea of the meatball shapers!

Lady Teddy

Food stores, garden stores, hardware stores, especially MARINE stores are wonderful places to find implements for S&M. All you need is a sick, deviant or perverted mind to have a great time in one of those stores.

Hubby loves my candy thermometer but I am afraid if it breaks, God I would hate to end up in the ER. How the Hell would I explain that?? I am not fudge!

Tell them the klutz tripped over his own feet, in the kitchen, just as you were getting ready to make some candy. He knocked the thermometer off the counter, it landed tip up and as he tried to catch himself, he pulled his pants and underwear down, just before he fell on top of the thermometer.

Good luck keeping a straight face. 😁 😁

I'm a kitchen tool fanatic.

My favorite is a set of whisks, 3 of them starting about 1 1/2 inches in diameter.

I love this feel in my pussy. The wires compress as they are being pushed inside, but then spread out.

By the time I get to the biggest one, I'm ready for anything

!

Amethyst-

What a great idea, this is definitely going on the list of purchases for "next time". Thanks a bunch, and a karma for you, my dear!

Play On!

LadyDoc

The whisks are kind of neat to insert, and they allow you to visualize the vaginal walls too.

The one thing I would caution you about is to be careful about on insertion and removal is for the whisk wires not to pinch you as the whisk goes in or out. My tight pussy has been pinched a few times!

This sounds anti-climactic compared to your "novel" applications but the handle of a spoon serves admirably as a tongue blade (or as you Yanks would say "Tongue Depressor" or grasp a heavy butter knife by the handle and use it as a patella mallet (better known in the colonies as a reflex hammer). You've piqued my curiosity I'm going to the $ollar $tore - I can never get out of there without spending $10

ProteusMD

I am never going to be able to frost a cupcake now!

A new item to add to the list of fun things available on the "open" market. I have occasionally discussed my partner's limited latex fetish. The other day he sent me a link for a clear latex apron. We couldn't find out where to source it so I had a look at restaurant supply houses. Lo and behold, there are clear plastic dishwasher's aprons available for about $4 each. I just chatted with him awhile ago and he said, "Order four of them". Okay!

He knows that I like a very realistic clinical exam, and he usually wears scrubs for that. I think he looks just yummy in his medical garb, but I am kind of looking forward to seeing him with the apron on, and nothing underneath!

Play On!

LadyDoc

What a great idea about the aprons, LadyDocIsIn. Thanks for sharing it with the board. And, a karma to you as well.

Lady Teddy

Aprons...

For those of us in the UK, this company maybe of use. I have been considering a thin-ish rubber apron for a few weeks now.

http://www.arco.co.uk/products/1900100/24091/Rubber%20Apron

I think you have to buy the apron ties seperately, but surely this a small price to pay for setting the scene. Just helps to create that, 'yes, I am going to mess with your mind and body so much that I need some serious protection' kind of mind-set.

And cold rubber is cool.

Ansell offer a full line of aprons ranging from disposable poly to high quality rubber. They are available from most laboratory supply houses, and as well they are carried by many safety supply companies. I have found Ansell's vinyl coat aprons to be my choice for potentially messy procedures as they offer full protection including the sleeves.

Yes, shopping has made for some very kinky looks between sub and I. You just never know when you will find something that can be used for "fun". Happy shopping to all!

And of course there are the always handy turkey basters - just the thing for injecting liquids, lubricants, and performing artificial inseminations. :😃

Or you can take the rubber bulb off and it's great for induced lactation suction therapy, or nipple and clitoral vacuum enhancement. Have fun and Bon Appétit!!!

Clothes pegs give a fantastic feeling to the clitoris andd lips.

Believe it or not the use of two basic kitchen spoons is taught as an alternative to speculum usage where one is not available.

If you have procrastinated getting a speculum of your own you can use the spoon technique to visualize the cervix and vaginal canal quite easily. But do go get a nice right sized speculum to make it much more enjoyable going forward

^^ This links to an earlier post with a video showing a spoon being used just as you describe.

http://www.zity.biz/index.php?action=forum;topic=34988.0

These are some great ideas!

Me and my girlfriend went into ikea and to make it more interesting i said that everything that looks like a sex toy point it out. This was great and i have to say that the kitchen department was the best out of all of them! we might have even picked a few things up to add to the play time selection! now when we are out we will always point out things but only we know what we are on about! (or at least i hope so!)

I love everything anal and I would have to agree that I am always thinking about what next object I can use and wonder what it would feel like inside me.

At about 7 minutes into this video the girl uses what I think is an upright chicken roasting rack. She lubes it and inserts it into her pussy and gives the camera a great view inside her.

http://xhamster.com/movies/2023516/edita_and_039_s_vaginal_inspection.html

After doing some searching I think this is the product she was using. I only find it sold in the UK, but I'll keep looking.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/STAINLES-STEEL-CHICKEN-ROASTER-UPRIGHT/dp/B004V41R30

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Chicken-Racks-Oven-BBQ-Smoker/dp/B009RGD9SS

After looking at all the chicken roasters on the market I think there are some very important features about this particular model. It has three loops of wire which make this a six sided item once inserted. Some others have only two loops, making only four sides. I suspect the six sided shape gives a better view all around. Also you certainly don't want any horizontal rings or sharp edges going inside. The tip looks cleanly made, smooth and maybe not even welded together. It should perform similar to a kitchen whisk, but maybe a little stiffer, and with a better view after fully inserted since there is no handle in the way.

After seeing how well it works for an internal inspection, I'm surprised that a speculum has never been invented that works like this. A tool based on this approach would still want to insert in a narrow or slim form factor, and then once inserted it could be opened up to approximate the shape of the chicken roaster. I may need to start doing some research on a new invention.

Has anyone spent any time mounted on a roaster that they would like to tell us about?

OK, that was good. I'll have to look into getting one of those.

I knew food and hardware stores had great S&M toys!

Tried making a home made single blade speculum of kitchen spoon .. but now i have bent it too much but it was nice when i t worked..

Couple of suggestions from the well-stacked kitchen:

I have an old Le Creuset whisk with an oversize rubber handle that I love inserting into my rectum.

I've also used citrus reamers. Just make sure it doesn't have any sharp edges! Ouch!

I've also been known to use a stainless steel meat pounder in place of a stethoscope. It's very heavy and very cold and feels great on my abdomen when I'm fantasizing about giving myself an exam. Sometimes I'll Smear some KY jelly on it and pretend I'm giving myself an ultrasound.

Bought a probe with a dull tip that plugs into my electronic meat thermometer. Good for monitoring rectal temp while masturbating.

Most "China cap" strainers come with a tapered, conical wooden dowel to push items through the strainer. Put a condom on it and it'll stretch you out like a rectal speculum.

I have an old Le Creuset whisk with an oversize rubber handle that I love inserting into my rectum.

The handle end or the wire whisk end?

If it's the whisk end be careful not to pinch your skin.

Used vaginally, a whisk, inserting it slowly in a well lubricated vagina, you can avoid the wire pinching since it isn't as tight as the anus and you can see your vaginal walls held open by the wires in a mirror, well, I can, you can't, but you could do it on your wife. 😁

Hm whisks have never worked in my favor. :'(