What is your favourite DIY/ HOMEMADE sex toy?

Here is a very practical and handy adaptation for a plastic gallon jug.

Parts Needed: Two enema hose clamps each mounted to hose ends so the clamps open out toward your hose ends. Clip one into the opening of your jug and extend the hose down to the bottom.

A Higginson is handy, but you can suck and prime your hose using your mouth easy enough. Leave it set on the floor and pull up a column of water. Clamp it off to prevent water from returning back down.

A fat knoozle of your choice, wit yer special rub on that.

Hang it up with an extra large S hook.

Let the primed hose droop down while you hold the tip up. Release your business clamp and further lower your hose end till it is as full of water as necessary and clamp it off there.. Your ready receiver will need to be a couple feet below the bottom of your jug to insure a regular in flow and prevent a back flow.

These are usually transparent enough to observe your delivery tank volume.

Cucumbers, hair brush, tooth brush, any bottles, dog toys. Dirty minds can make anything work.

LZRD

can u maybe post some pictures of this device??

Vegetables are great. You don't need to put any effort into perverting them. Every year I grow some of the short thick knobbly variety of cucumber. You have to rub the bristly spines off them but then you end up with a delightfully smooth but textured device to fuck your arse with.

Zucchini are great too. You can often get several with increasing thickness to progressively stretch yourself. Also you can often find one with a satisfying bulge in the middle :-)

Bit more effort but I sometimes get a cardboard tube (say from a roll of paper towel) put a condom inside it and fill with candle wax. You can line the tube with stuff to get a texture or punch holes in the tube to get a knobbly effect. Tends to be a bit straight though.

I like the idea of 3-d printing. One day :-)

The torpedos that you use in the swimming pool make lovely dildos

My favorite thing to use is an old wooden hairbrush that I've used since I was 14 with the long handle shaped like different sized beads which I've used both in my ass and pussy and still love to use from time to time

I think vegetables are the most usual, but I already did a USB vibrator using the vibration motors of an old PS1 controller and a tube of vitamin C pills 😉 (Mcgyver style!!!!....LOL)

Za

Try frozen grapes and see how many you can get in. The insertion is lots of fun.

Try frozen grapes and see how many you can get in. The insertion is lots of fun.

Not as a sex toy - but my sisters and I would compete to see who could stuff the most grapes in their mouth. I don't think I ever won that contest!

Granted - shoving frozen grapes up a nice female ass would be MUCH more fun!!!

I need to find a sale of grapes at market.....

Za

Granted - shoving frozen grapes up a nice female ass would be MUCH more fun!!!

MUCH more fun. Then a nice enema to make sure everything is out isn't bad either.

Not as a sex toy - but my sisters and I would compete to see who could stuff the most grapes in their mouth. I don't think I ever won that contest!

Granted - shoving frozen grapes up a nice female ass would be MUCH more fun!!!

MUCH more fun. Then a nice enema to make sure everything is out isn't bad either.

Grape stuffing in the mouth can be a good contest until someone aspirates one and they die before it gets dislodged.

Stuff them up your ass, it's much safer.

Grape stuffing in the mouth can be a good contest until someone aspirates one and they die before it gets dislodged.

At the time - it wouldn't have bothered me at all if one - or both - of my sisters died from suffocating on a grape. I'm sure they felt the same way about each other and me!

Not really homemade, but whoever designed the Kong brand dog toys is on my Christmas list forever!

If you haven't seen them head over to your nearest pet supply store and see them.

A breast milk pump. my girlfriend and i saw one in a video and weve gotten very curious. so we ordered one and she enjoys it really. not only on her breasts but using it as a pussy pump is great too. we already took some silicone cups for cupping therapy and made a small hole in them. so we can attach them to the hose. it works and feels great. different speeds and a good controllabe suction stregth

Pretty much ‘stuff with handles’

Baseball bats of course, (bat end is smoother)

Hammers

Axe

Tennis racket

Dog toy

Car Bike rack support stem

Beech stair- rod spare

And of course from the veg department butter nut squash and large cool cucumbers

I don't know if it exactly fits the description of a toy, but years ago I built a colonic irrigation device that works exactly like a closed system machine similar to an dotolo or aquanet that attaches to the shower aquastat in our bathroom. I have given Susan many enemas and colonics with it in preparation for some really messed up sexual activities. I like seeing the shit sucked out of her and knowing that I will be penetrating into a nice clean and smooth rectum!

Dog toys have my attention every time I went to the market.....lol....

There is one with balls in extremities and the main body is twisted......too bad is too expensive 😢

Za

Long neck empty wine bottles make great anal toys! The neck,when lubed, can open things up for the main body. Some beer bottles or aluminum cans work well also.

I had always loved candles. So many different sizes & lengths to choose from.

I had always loved candles. So many different sizes & lengths to choose from.

....aaaand you can carve a stiff hard uncomfortable buttplug which gives tons of great sensations... Or take really big wide ones and tapper the top to a slope that suits you best for stretching... Candles can be so much fun!

Long neck empty wine bottles make great anal toys! The neck,when lubed, can open things up for the main body. Some beer bottles or aluminum cans work well also.

I've done the same with long necked beer bottles, beer included. Insert, shake and instant enema with a little buzz.

I had always loved candles. So many different sizes & lengths to choose from.

I always loved candles too. When I was in my pre-teen and early teen years, I used to take my mother's dinner candles and fuck myself when the refrigerator did not have kielbasa or the large "dinner" frankfurters before I had dildos. After taking candles a couple of times, my mother accused me of playing with matches. I wasn't about to tell her I was fucking myself with them

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Long neck empty wine bottles make great anal toys!

YES wine and champagne bottles are very good because they are good quality and heavy glass, but beer bottles are BAD. They are very light-weight, thin "soda-lime" glass which is cheap, light, thin and usually has surface imperfections which weaken the material.

WHITE wine and especially heavy champagne bottles are better than red wine because the white wine bottles have a tapered neck which can be used to really open up an anus, while the red wine bottles have a roughly cylindrical neck before they quickly become a wider cylinder again where the bulk of the wine is.

Cigar tube for me at an early age. Once I hit my teens I started buying real ones

Has anyone tried the clear tube in which Quip toothbrushes are sold? Looks tempting to me.

When our older daughter, Adventurer was about 15, my wife gave her an erosillator, which if I have all the women's vibrators straight in my mind, uses an electric tooth brush to power a rubberized tip which is a clitoral stimulator.

Dogonne, @Nurse_Phillips, you and everyone else are stealing my ideas for anal toys. LOL. I thought, when I was a kid, "how unique" and "gee, this feels nice" and I thought I was exclusive. Of course, I also thought I was exclusive and alone in my love of enemas too.

The pool toy torpedoes can be quite fulfilling and then come in many sizes.

I used to take my mother's dinner candles and fuck myself when the refrigerator did not have kielbasa or the large "dinner" frankfurters before I had dildos. After taking candles a couple of times, my mother accused me of playing with matches. I wasn't about to tell her I was fucking myself with them

Candles? If I had a coin every time I heard that....it's too simple and obvious solution for a teen. Especially when you add that your mother discovered the absence of the candles, to make the whole situation "risky". Why your mother checked everytime on candles, what she used it for?

Geeez, incredible amount of wishful thinking here....

Today I wanted to give another try to the cheap jelly like fleshlight I bought on the internet and it was disappointment once again. It was just too tight and painful for me to use. I might as well throw it away.

Then I decided to do a homemade DIY fleshlight. I used bottom half of 1,5L bottle, plastic bags stuck inside at the bottom for a filler, two kitchen sponges soaked with hot water for warmth put as an entrance and in between them small plastic sandwich bag (I don't have big latex gloves). Turnes out it with enough lube and condom put on it was ten times better. I actually got some pleasure out of this.