Names of private parts - Male & Female

When I was very young we used to call my penis "my dinky"

Kitty's mine.

My boyfriend told me that his mother and grandmother called them "dinker" (penis) and "cookie" (vagina) when he was little, so it stuck when we are joking around.

Mine is Herbert. Hers is Flow.

Mine is zeus

Weird thinks.. hahaha mine don't have name... but i will think it up

When I was young I called my penis "Zizou"

My husband and I call my vagina fufu. I'm not sure why, but it started when we were dating. His penis is Otto and when we were using rubbers they were called Otto's raincoats. Sorry, I know it's just too weird.

Emom

I don't find anything that you post, as too weird. You are enjoyed by many...

Hermann

Wee wee or pee pee

My husband and I call my vagina fufu. I'm not sure why, but it started when ewe were dating ...

"foufoune" is commonly used in southern France to refer to the vagina.

In some Flemish dialects "fouf" (pronounced "fuff") is used.

In Eastern Africa "fufu" is a spicy type of stew.

My girlfriend's is called Tallulah, because she called her vagina her 'fajula' which became Tallulah and mine is Timmy 'because he looks like a Timmy'

When I was little, my mom and grandmother always refered to my vagina as a Nishy. (its a word that today is SO unappealing) The jewish side of the family always just used that term, except the older generation used Knish...Nishy is just a slang term of that. Though, I don't think I would ever use that term for my children...I never really knew (or I don't remember) a term for male parts at that age. I just knew that guys had different parts.

Now, as with a lot of other things in my life, I start the word vagina and just add a bunch of consonants and vowels. "Vajohotoo" "vahokoo" This is just how I live my life. It makes me laugh and it makes others laugh, what could be better?

Always 'pinga' for penis and 'cho-cha' for vagina

Some hilarious names in here

@ hawky why is your vagina the Netherlands?

Some awesome names

I call my penis "shorty" and my wife calls it "Mr. Bill". I call her boobs the girls and she'll call my balls the boys. We both call her vagina the play room.

Pywacket, Emom: Indeed, "foufoune", or short "fouffe" is slang for vulva in French.

My mother nicknamed my genitals the "apparatus" ("appareil"), probably because in French the genitalia are called "appareil génital".

I always refer to my male organ as, "Mr. Happy".

@bob1952 Glad you and your wife got the anatomy terms agreed upon. 😉 😄

My ex partner used to call her fanny, 'the fun factory".

Good ole English term - The Todger

One Eyed Panty Bandit

One Eyed Trouser Snake

Percy. . a la - Point Percy at the porcelain

Schlong

Slasher (& also as with urination - go take a slash)

The Parrot. .a la - Strangle the parrot or choke the parrot

The Python

Slugger

I have refered to my penis playfully as Thor, or Thunder stick. But most of the time I just refer to it as my penis.

I never had a pet name for my penis, but my wife calls him goober.

My vagina i call muffy

my boobs are bit and bob

my ass is melvin

i call my partners penis babywand

I can't say I have ever given any a permanent name, mostly just what ever random thought that comes across that could be misused or is funny at the moment,

"This is my boom stick" for example.

My penis is a "dinklebell" , the word my parents used. I blush just typing this. very embaressing.

Peter the Great! - drops mic :-)

When I was little, my mom for some reason called my vagina my "monkey". I think this is something she and her sisters called it because several of my cousins also refer to theirs as "monkeys ". Now days, my bff and I refer to them as our coochies or chooch. Our boobs are just that, boobs. My ex-husband called his penis "Stanley ", as in the power tools. Uh. No. There was no power in that "tool"!