Enemas while driving

@Denise - You have to ask? ROFLMAO!

I have never read such a stupid idea in my entire zity life.

Take some control of urges.

Risk your own life but the lives of other road users shouldn't be at risk because someone is an idiot.

Sorry to be rude but if my daughters were involved in an accident let alone killed because someone was not paying attention whilst satisfying themselves I would be livid. That person would get a battery acid enema from me.

If you get the urge to take an enema just walking down the high street I assume you would resist that urge to avoid being arrested, please do the same behind the wheel.

Agree Mollie...pretty stupid. But the sad truth is it's probably a true story.

There is a time and place for everything and driving or riding any type of vehicle while doing anything but concentrating on operating that devise is stupid and could result serious consequences for others. Be a responsible person and use common sense, which cannot be legislated, and do your personal things in a safe environment.

Driving carefully while wearing a buttplug you are well familiar with so it is pleasant but not extremely distracting is about as far as I'd even consider going along these lines. I love wearing enemas even out in public, but driving with an enema, no way. Crazyness. Fetishes are pleasant, but car crashes are deadly. I'm not sure if anyone's ever posted anywhere on Zity about driving plugged, but I wouldn't be surprised.

Eric

I was full in just a couple minutes and needed to get to the toilet quick but when I pulled up to the Motel there were 2 couples standing in front of the room next to mine talking and I had to wait about 5 minuts before thay left so I could work my way out of the van with the bag in my hand and hose up my backside and get in the room quickly without letting my water go.

Why didn't he just take the nozzle out and leave the bag in the car and hurry to the bathroom to expel?? This is an old post (8 years ago)- I don't believe it.

STUPID doesn't even begin to describe this!!!! This is assinine, moronic, insensitive, dellusional, distorted, irresponsible, sociopathic, compulsive .... and besides all that ...

IT'S JUST PLAIN FREAKIN' DUMB to post something like this! You know there is someone out there right now thinking to themselves, "I wonder if I could pull this off without anyone getting hurt"? PLEASE FORGET IT!!!

Play safe (and post sensibly!)

@beccarnmommy - Awwww, Becca, take off the gloves and tell us how you REALLY feel! ROFLMAO!

Gwhap,

I suspect that during the first stage of parachuting you, your enema bag, and the fluid are all in free fall, so gravity is not going to force the fluid anywhere. You would need to use more of a squeeze bulb type device at this time. Once the parachute is deployed you would then be able to set up hose and bag and administer a gravity feed enema. (If you’re looking for a thurough clean out you probably want to do both.)

As for expelling, I think free-fall is not the ideal time. Best wait for chute deployment so that said payload can fall away.

I’m fairly certain this is the origin of the term “poop ‘chute”

-H

@Hookajoe

Thanks for the great advice, I'll have to incorporate your suggestions into my enema jump. Would be fun if we got enough Zity members to do a group enema jump - maybe we could make a "starfish" on the way down! 😁

That looks to be a funny idea.

But it is too dangerous. Don't do it!

But you can take an enema at home and try to meditate or dream that you are driving. So you will not have a car crash.

Maybe a driving simulation video game. That way when, not if when you wreck, explode or both there is a reset button, and while you probably ruin your expensive gaming chair, there is no insurance company cancelling your policy, or putting you on assigned risk.

In the late 1980s, on Saturday mornings, I would prepare a very very warm soapy enema of about 2 liters and then push a large peeled banana in my rectum. I covered the enema bag with a plastic bag and hung it on the clothes hook in the back of the car. The hose was about six feet long and connected to an old single balloon nozzle. In the garage, I'd thread the hose through my fly and place the nozzle in my ass, and pump it up.

Once hooked up, I'd start the car and commence the twelve mile drive to my office using back roads. While driving, I'd turn the enema on and off depending on how I felt. By the time I would get to the office, the bag was empty and I was full. From the parking lot to the office as a quarter mile walk which was difficult, even with the balloon nozzle. Often a little water would leak out, generally clear. I carried the enema bag and hose in the plastic bag in front of me while still connected.

By the time I got to the office, I was terrifically aroused and by the time I got to the bathroom ready to cum. I'd go into a stall in the usually empty bathroom and take off my pants, take out the nozzle and sit on a closed toilet on a towel I would bring with me. As the urgency to expel grew, so did my arousal until I couldn't hold any more. With the first squirt, I would spontaneously ejaculate. Then, into the open toilet, I'd void the enema. Often, if the office was empty, I would do a second enema, this time a two bagger while doing paper work. Again, I woukd hold as long as possible until I was ready to cum ,again, this time by masturbation.

This whole intensely pleasurable ritual went on for a couple of years until I got stopped by a cop about half way to the office for a broken turn signal. The stop was only a minute or two long and he never noticed the strange bag hanging on the door nor the hose running into my fly. Greatly relieved, I decided that I had to quit.

I

This topic made me LOL! Crazy idea but it reminded me of back when I was maybe 11 or 12, I would ride my bike to the neighbourhood gas station bathroom with a small bulb syringe in my pocket and take a few small fills while safely locked in what I recognized as one of the few places I knew I had privacy. Something about the thrill of the risk even then!

How about an enema while sky diving? We might as well go there too while we’re at it.

How about an enema while sky diving? We might as well go there too while we’re at it.

That has been discussed (see post 70). 😄 There are some "gravity" issues - and possibly a big splat!

How is this a thing. Like literally everything about the idea is completely stupid.

Flushky:

So sad that you had to do THAT, and take enemas in such a notoriously dirty place just to get the privacy you need and are entitled to.

What was the issue at home that prevented you from having the privacy you deserved?

Domineering parent, like with my father?

Although I wouldn't drive under the influence of an enema, I do like to prominently display an enema bag when traveling out of town, e.g.,

https://en.zity.biz/gallery/image/191386

to see how many passers-by obviously notice it and what their reactions are. Now, generally I only observe passers-by when going to or returning from the restroom or vending area at a rest stop or wherever, but occasionally, when I have the time, I'll sit at a picnic bench and watch, or when really lucky, be able to see my car out the window of a restaurant. About a quarter or a third of those passing turn their heads and look, and some of those slow down and stare, and many look surprised or confused, and some grimace.

@LisaK

No, there was not an issue. I had my share of bathroom play at home, but in a small house with a central bathroom, opportunities had to be chosen carefully. I think it was just already becoming a kink even at a young age that I liked the game of sneaking into a public bathroom to do what no one could imagine that I was doing in there.

What a way to start my morning. Now, why didn't I think of this? Well, it's just a very wild idea for sure and one that truly is dangerous. If into public humiliation at least use a parking lot and not while the engine is running or the car is in motion. As is often urged, there is a difference between fantasy and placing yourself in harms way. Be careful with this idea.

While driving?! This sounds like criminal activity. And speaking as a barrister, you would definitely be prosecuted if you caused a collision acting so recklessly behind the wheel.

I sincerely hope that this thread is in jest.

I've heard some stupid fantasies in here but this one takes the biscuit.......sounds like water on the brain and not rectum.

While driving?! This sounds like criminal activity. And speaking as a barrister, you would definitely be prosecuted if you caused a collision acting so recklessly behind the wheel.

I sincerely hope that this thread is in jest.

I'm a doctor, not a barrister or attorney, but it would make sense to me that if a cop stopped this OP (who has long since vacated the thread and maybe Zity) and demonstrated that he/she had either an enema already being held or a bag connected to his rectum and filling, he should be able to be arrested and prosecuted for something akin to reckless endangerment. This guy is really nuts, no matter the desirability of the fantasy. Grow up and pick safer less dangerous kinks not hurting anyone else.

Eric

The OP is no longer on Zity. Maybe he earned the Darwin Award!

The OP is no longer on Zity. Maybe he earned the Darwin Award!

Reasonable outcome. Hopefully without taking anyone else out with him.

Eric

BTW, if you found that someone definitely left Zity, is there any way of discovering the Member name they used?

BTW, if you found that someone definitely left Zity, is there any way of discovering the Member name they used?

There’s probably a reason they change it to “n/a”. I suspect there is way to find out but It would have to be someone with access to the server. Ask DrZ.

If an insurance company finds out someone did that when, not if, when they have a crash they should spend their life on assigned risk with all the drunk drivers.

@ericmacson

BTW, if you found that someone definitely left Zity, is there any way of discovering the Member name they used?

Sometimes you can find a reference to a "n/a" post, it is quoted and commented on, in a topic. It doesn't happen often, but they are there.

@gwhap

There’s probably a reason they change it to “n/a”. I suspect there is way to find out ...

"n/a " is displayed instead of a display name when the member who created the post has been deleted and therefore no longer exists. It literally means not available. The post exists but there is no information left as to who wrote it.

As @MissStress says, sometimes there are clues in reply posts when other members address the poster by display name.

The only scrap of information left that might be some clue is in the very first reply post, which said -

https://en.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=22569

Phil,

I don't mean to be critical but, have you ever thought about causing an accident and lives you could have taken while enjoying your fantasy 😮