Enemas while driving

Dude you have issues.... You're so selfish about your fetish that you're willing to endanger your life and the life of others. There is no getting around how utterly moronic and idiotic this is and the fact that you think it's perfectly fine for you to do it says even more about you. Do us all a favor and get a vasectomy so you can't contaminate the rest of the world.

Sorry of this sounds harsh but REALLY??? Man I know there are some stupid people out there but this???

I think that is not the best idea. Every time I hold my enema and it is getting really hard, I can not think anymore. I just have to concentrate on holding it in. So please just do one thing at one time - as far as it is concerning the safety of others!

It's bad now with cell phones, texting, people reading books and papers, and gps. Now you want to do what I think some would say is water got to your brain.

Used to do this - full two quarts, soapy with a banana put in before inserting a rubber douche nozzle, then drove about 7 miles to my office which had a private bath. Did it at least 25 times on early Sunday AMs. The last time, I got stopped by a cop for speeding. He never noticed the bag hanging under a clothes bag from the rear seat coathook and luckily I had the tube running between the front seats and into my pants on the side. However, after 15 minutes forced retention while I got the ticket, big time leakage. The cop never noticed. If he had, I wonder what the citation for enemaing while driving would be?

Now older and maybe wiser, I realize how reckless and stupid I was.

Rpw said:

used to do this . . . I got stopped by a cop for speeding. He never noticed the bag . . . . If he had, I wonder what the citation for enemaing while driving would be? . . . .

Driving under the instillance??? 😁 😁 😁 😁

I can't imagine trying to drive while taking an enema. It would be very risky as far a messy accident in your vehicle. To me, it would be a lot more relaxing to be at home without the constraints of worrying about an accident the whole time.

Bill

I work in the legal field and read wrongful death and motor vehicle cases all day long. This situation SCREAMS danger. If you want to put your own life at risk, fine. But don't, don't ever put other peoples lives in danger because "you wanna get your rocks off in a unique way". As other have pointed out, it would be no different from texting and driving. And while rural roads are less crowded, they have have plenty of accidents too.

It might be an itreguing idea to test the limits - but it is also unsafe.

klyster3

I recently purchased an eighteen year old, full sized Chevy Van. I can't wait to take an enema in it! I am considering one taken while I'm rolling down the road. I wonder if any of you may have tried an adventure like this? Remember, "It's an enema,, not a race!" Or, is the reverse true? Could this activity be NASCAR sanctioned?

73, Bill K2MMW

Having an enema in a such old car, while driving, it will be a must to use a similar glass can as this one of your avatar. Have fun with your Waterscar !

I know I've gone off on this before, but PLEASE do not operate a motor vehicle on a public highway while taking or holding an enema or a butt plug, or anything that distracts you from your driving.

In Phoenix back many years ago there was an airplane crash that killed both occupants. They found several inches of his penis missing, but discovered it in her mouth during the autopsies. If it's distracting don't do it while driving or flying. If it isn't distracting, why bother?

Hugs,

Diane

A few weeks ago I fulfilled a long time fantasy when I took an enema in my Chevy conversion van. My equipment included my four liter jug-bag, a gallon of very warm enema water, a bucket and my home made squeeze bulb enema pump which I inserted into the bag between the bag tube and the colon tube. Although the bag was hung from the roof inside the van, there was not enough pressure to administer the enema but the squeeze pump can always do the trick.

Now, the colon tube was inserted and off I drove. When I reached the Interstate highway, I stepped on the gas and opened the enema clamp but no water. When I got up to 65 MPH I squeezed the bulb and got my first shot. Then every three or four miles I squeezed the bulb again until I had taken the whole gallon about forty five minutes later. The bucket was for the expulsion which I did at the first rest stop.

The thrill was driving the van while taking the enema at the maximum legal speed on a four lane highway. Have anyone of you had a similar experience?

A few weeks ago I fulfilled a long time fantasy when I took an enema in my Chevy conversion van. (...snip...) The thrill was driving the van while taking the enema at the maximum legal speed on a four lane highway. Have anyone of you had a similar experience?

My goodness, Bill! I certainly hope no one in my part of the country has had a similar experience. I have problems enough avoiding the cell phone talkers and I don't know how I could keep out of the way of an enema taker! 😄

If you INSIST upon taking an enema while in motion, HAVE SOMEONE ELSE DRIVE!!! You are a hazard to EVERYONE ON THE ROAD, and most things on the shoulder, as well as buildings, people and fences for yards around, if you try to drive while retaining an enema.

THIS IS DISTRACTED DRIVING!!!!

One of the things that makes the Autobahn one of the safest highways in the world, even at those speeds, is that the driver usually has someone else in the car with them, to worry about kids, dogs radios etc. They give DRIVING THE CAR their undivided attention.

In the US, when we have a high number of accidents, we immediately reduce the speed limit, which only makes it easier to become distracted, and does not make distracted driving less dangerous.

If you ARE the passenger: Have two buckets available, in case the motion causes it to come out both ends at once!! Remember also: the driver NEEDS a clear line of sight. In most places indecent exposure laws DO apply in vehicles. Truckers ususlly won't snitch, but you would be amazed what you can see from up there.

It's a dilemma.the places that are remote enough, and the roads straight enough that the risk to others is minimal are usually beyond the reach of cell phone signal, leaving you unable to call 911 if something goes wrong.

This is the most off beat, once in a lifetime experience I have ever had. It was done safely and without an incident of any kind including cramps or anal discharge as planned. By taking all precautions against the hazards even the truckers had no idea what I was doing. I would not expect to repeat this stunt since now it's a "been there, done that." If I should ever repeat it,I shall post a warning on this site.

Bill, I thought using a cell phone while driving was too dangerous! You got that beat.

Let me preface this by saying I DON'T CONDONE, RECOMMEND, SUPPORT, OR ENCOURAGE taking an enema while driving. The distraction could be deadly.

That being said, has anyone ever taken an enema while driving? I have had one given to me while riding in a car, but never driving. The closest I've ever come to that was holding an enema (inadvertantly) while driving to the mini mart.

There is no point in giving yourself an enema in the car- you can't expel it or at least it would be messy and difficult.

Some things just don't go together.

If you can't do without anal stimulation, just buy an anal plug and stick it up your butt. Forget the enema routine while driving. Makes no sense whatsoever. And don't TEXT and drive either. Sorry to be so blunt.

I suppose it all comes down to being able to concentrate on the enema while texting on your phone while applying makeup and doing your hair before you run that red light.

With the utterly dreadful abilities of most "drivers" in these Un-United States, I don't think I'd be worrying about an enema while driving!

Paying attention to driving, doing nothing else but paying attention to driving should be a skill everyone practices. Safe driving supports trauma centers by not having to use them, prevents you from not needing to experience health care, keeps money in your pocket and keeps your car running. Ask most trauma victims, and they will tell you given the opportunity, they would pass on the accident and all that went with it.

I cannot believe this is a thing. Just no.

I agree with you. This can't be a thing except in a rare circumstance like a personal dare and only for a short drive. Dangerous.

Someone once said, there is no such thing as a stupid question, but no one ever said this is a stupid idea. Enemas while driving is a stupid idea.

The only thing I can say is the nice people of Zity need to pass around the collection plate so we can all donate to buy them a new bullshit meter. From what I have see in some of the postings the last couple of days, the old one has been blown to smithereenies.

After years on Zity, I thought I'd seen everything; obviously, there are surprises yet to be seen!

The posts about stupid questions brought to mind a joke I heard once. Please forgive the off-topic post, but I feel the need to share it.

A medical examiner was on the stand being grilled by a defense attorney in a murder case.

Atty: You say that the defendant killed this person, but how can you be sure that the victim actually died from his wounds?

Dr: I am sure because I autopsied him, and his brain was on the ground beside his skull and now is in a jar of formaldehyde in our office.

Atty: But isn't it possible that this was not the cause of death? Could he have survived and died of something else?

Dr: Until now, I would have said absolutely not, but now I realize he might have survived without his brain and be practicing criminal law!

Loved the joke Mushroom, so funny,as for surprises on Zity,what would we do with out them?LOL

Peace,

Caz

Driving while retaining an enema must be fun but i never tried them.Though i'm sure it's exciting it can also be dangerous if you get cramps on the highway

Are you nuts?? Why not text, talk on another phone, read the newspaper, and take an enema all at the same time!! Talk about distracted driving!! I would love to be in the courtroom to hear you present your case to the judge should you be pulled over and given a ticket and have to appear in court!! Denise