Enemas while driving

It's been about 12 years ago that I was in S.Carolina and one night I got the urge to try taking an enema while driving.

I filled a 1/2 gal milk jug with water and took it and my 2-qt enema bag to the park about 25 miles from where I was staying.

After walking at the park for an hour of exercise I got in my van and filled my bag with the water and then hung it behind the drivers seat on a grab bar above the window. I then slipped the nozzle up my shorts leg and in my bottom and released the clip for a medium flow. I then started back to my motel room.

I was full in just a couple minutes and needed to get to the toilet quick but when I pulled up to the Motel there were 2 couples standing in front of the room next to mine talking and I had to wait about 5 minuts before thay left so I could work my way out of the van with the bag in my hand and hose up my backside and get in the room quickly without letting my water go.

I haven't thought about that in a long time and will have to do something along thet line again soon.

Phil,

I don't mean to be critical but, have you ever thought about causing an accident and lives you could have taken while enjoying your fantasy 😮

I also have to say that an enema while driving isn't the safest thing for many reasons.

I have never taken one while driving, but i love to take one here at the computer while i chat with others. I insert the nozzle and some of the hose and just sit down and chat.

I love to take long and slow enemas and before i know it the bag is empty.

I know im not the only one who does this.

😁

I WILL be administered an enema while driving my MISTRESS a distance that SHE determines as SHE regulates the flow, SHE had me make a closed top bag setup with a 90 degree adapter at the nozzle, so it won't kink the hose. It also has a T connector where SHE can attach a syringe of whatever "special solution" SHE decides to inject into the hot water flow. We live in a rural area--so the traffic is very minimal at best. SHE has ORDERED me to buy a double balloon rectal catheter, so spillage won't be an issue.

i WILL be administered an enema while driving my MISTRESS a distance that SHE determines as SHE regulates the flow, SHE had me make a closed top bag setup with a 90 degree adapter at the nozzle, so it won't kink the hose. It also has a T connector where SHE can attach a syringe of whatever "special solution" SHE decides to inject into the hot water flow. We live in a rural area--so the traffic is very minimal at best. SHE has ORDERED me to buy a double balloon rectal catheter, so spillage won't be an issue.

Definitely dangerous and irresponsible to do this while driving. . . . BUT, since you insist on doing this, you should do it in the newest, most expensive car you own. That makes any errors you make costly to repair.

DO NOT COVER YOUR CAR SEAT WITH ANYTHING. THE DANGER OF RUINING IT MAKES IT SO MUCH MORE EXCITING. 😁 😁 😁

One more thing, a double balloon rectal catheter can still leak if you are sitting on it.

I have to say, this sounds like a really bad idea. For sooo many reasons.

And I thought it was dangerous to talk on the cell phone while driving. Combine that with a nozzle up the keister. I just pray that if you wreck, you don't take any innocent lives with you. (But I have to admit it makes a good fantasy--just not one I'd want to bring to reality.)

I can just imagine what the cops would say..... They are so anal (pardon the pun) about distractions that they have actually charged people drinking a cola whilst driving.

I can just imagine what the cops would say..... They are so anal (pardon the pun) about distractions that they have actually charged people drinking a cola whilst driving.

Especially in New Jersey! Those cops suck!

Next they'll make it illegal to smoke in your car (stupid, but shouldn't be illegal), unwrap a piece of gum, take a hand off the steering wheel to change the radio station or pick up change for a toll.

Not too sure that I would try recieving an enema behind the wheel of a vehicle. I'll be sure to look out for a bag hanging inside oncoming cars for now on, lol.

Just imagine what a cop would have to say if you got pulled over.

I used to drive by hookers and flash an enema bulb (bright red bag with black nozzle), and see who gave me the nod. That's as close as driving with an enema for me.

Well, thanks for all the concern and yes I agree that driving on public roadways would be crazy----and I guess I should have mentioned that MISTRESS has a small spread just under a thousand acres in Utah, with what seems like an endless amount of off road trails. Oh yes the bumps add to HER delight. I really should have posted this sooner, but it was fun reading all the comments.

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The only question for me is, what in case of an accident, the cops will say...

It takes some foresight. And works best with a pickup or cargo van (with the van you can put one of those campers chemical toilts in the back.

You should be wearing shorts or a skirt (guys could wear a kilt 😉 ). Use a closed bag and you will likely need two pieces of hose with a connector. But hey, you are all bright enough to figure out the mechanics of it all.

I would not suggest it for in town driving, but rural highways or the interstate work. If on the interstate, wait until you see a sign that says "Rest Area 30 miles" or something like that, to start the flow. The reason I suggest two pieces of hose is that you can break it at the connection and drain through the hose onto the ground or into a bottle if you can't make it to the rest stop and there are no bushes on the side of the road.

It does make for an interesting drive.

Well, I havn't had a wreck or been pulled over for inattentive driving yet. (Well, you see officer, I have these medical tests tomorrow and I have to have my bowels really, really clean). It is a bit of a distraction. You obviously don't do it on the LA freeways at rush hour. And twisty mountain or coastal roads are right out. But with a bit of care on your chosen route, not trying to set any volumn records, and some planning it is reasonably safe. oh, no hard or large or large and hard nozzles.

But I do see your point.

I would never recommend to try this out, too dangerous. Driving while holding an enema, especially a large one might cause severe accidents and I don't mean with your pantys!

Walking around with an enema might be funny and humiliating, but never while driving.

I don't think I would want to be on a porta potty when the motorist assist vehicle pulls up to help? 😄

I don't believe in being a road hazard! Safety first behind the wheel!

I can't imagine that!

I did take 2 Fleet Enemas once in a moving RV. I closed the door to the Driver's compartment so as not to distract the driver. The road was not an Interstate, but was a rural 4-lane divided highway with few stoplights. Those roads have a more lenient standard for grade and curve than do Interstates, and it was more hilly than an Interstate. My husband was with me in the back in case trouble arose, but it went pretty well, considering!

Given that experience, anyone who takes an enema while driving should not have a license!

No, usually I use a suppository - but I don't use an highway...

Forshort distances I use dulcolax (1/2 h), for long distances glycerine-suppo's.

When driving, your priority is DRIVING!!! that means you should be thinking about where you are and what you're doing! Not how much solution can my ass take?

There are wayyyyy too many self absorbed cell phone drivers on the road as it is and you think THIS is a good idea???? Man you have wayyyy too much time on your hands.

Lets pay attention to driving. That machine requires more than a bit of attention. Its bad enough drivers needs to text, talk and do a variety of other things besides paying attention to the road and others on it. Save the enema for a safe place. The results could ruin the cloth seats.

EXACTLY what I mean when I post about OBSESSED people. This is a totally DUMB, and Moronic idea. Doing this makes you a potential murderer.Walt

No, and I never will, no wonder auto insurances are so high these days. Why don't you just take an enema and mow the lawn instead?

You've Got to be kidding! I have enough trouble when I have the extreme urge to go pee while driving; I would surely hit a tree because of the distraction of trying to keep from redecorating the upholstery of my car.

Happy Waterings (but please, NOT while driving)

Cos

Reading through some of the posts I keep coming on references to folks driving while holding an enema. I sure wish people would keep themselves from being highly distracted while roaring down the road in a 2000 pound vehicle at seventy miles an hour. If the enema is not distracting, why do they bother? If it is distracting, which of course it is, they do not belong on a public highway.

Please don't inadvertently kill me while driving with an enema! I want to live to enjoy my own enemas!

I strongly reccommend waiting at least an hour after you have passed the last of the enema, before trying to drive.

Light-headedness does not always happen right away.

If there is anything in your stomach, you ARE more prone to motion sickness for that first hour or so!

Geez, I dont want anyone on the road while holding or even very shortly after an enema. Let your bod aclimate for a half hour or so then go on about your business.

As someone who makes his living on the highways of America, let me tell you there are enough shitty drivers out there already. They sure don't need an overloaded bowel to distract them anymore !!!