They say that Louis the 14th had over 2000 enemas in his lifetime - it was the age of enema for sure. How many do you think you've had? If you often take two or more in a session - say a soapsuds enema followed by a plain water rinse enema, lets count that as two.
Personally, I estimate I'm in the 1500 to 2000 category - haven't made it to Louis' record yet, but with my French background I'm hoping!
Details always nice about when they have been most frequent, other habits that lead to the count like multiple in one day, etc. Me, I'm pretty much a couple times a week but in the "over 50" age category that adds up.