How many enemas have you had in your life

12,457..

Well, Both Lisa and I got enemas every Wednesday evening and Saturday morning, and my oldest sister told me Mom gave me an ear syringe of water the day she brought me home from the hospital. The twice weekly routine started early, and I remember it from age 4 on. The problem with determining the exact number stems from the fact that the enemas were given by Grandma, Mom, and Aunt Ruth, and although we got a soapy and a rinse at the minimum, many times we got 3, and occasionally as many as 5 in a session. Aunt Ruth loved long enema sessions, and frequently took one for every one she gave us. She was the one that frequently gave 3, 4 or (not often) 5 enemas. Anyway, on the low end, 2 per session, twice weekly equals 4 per week, times 52 weeks, times 80 years equals 16,640. On the high end, presuming an average of 6 per week, 24,960. It is further complicated by the fact that Lisa and I, once she moved in about 7 years ago, and for the 4 years before her passing, would frequently just say, "wanna do a couple?", and in 3 hours, we would each have had 2 to 4. All in all, I would guesstimate over 30,000. But again, that's just a guesstimate! To paraphrase Will Rogers', "I never saw a man I didn't like.": I never got an enema I didn't like!

I don't know how I could possibly put a number on that. But now at 76 years old, I would estimate easily nestlr or exceeding 10,000. Probably from 10 years old or so I would have the chance to do enemas once or twice a week or more. I always did multiple enemas each time for most of those years. Now in the last few years. Out of necessity every other day and sometimes every day. If you do some quick math. 2 enemas a week over a 50 year period is 5,200 enemas. And in my youth. Many times I would take a series of 5, 6 or more enemas in a day. After thinking back and putting some numbers together. It's a miracle that I have a working anus.

Not that many, but enjoyed all so much! I would love to give/receive many more!

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@JSChallenger, you need to make up for lost time. I hope many, many more delightful enemas are in your future!

@Iris1858

I dont think so - They can give you medical problems where you dont really need them!

@Iris1858

I dont think so - They can give you medical problems where you dont really need them!

@JSChallenger, what led you to believe this?

@Iris1858

I was married to a GP for 30 years before he retired !

Your alimentary canal contains a great variety of microbes and bugs that are necessary fo your complete digestion, Trying to wash this all away if not really correct.

Your alimentary canal contains a great variety of microbes and bugs that are necessary fo your complete digestion, Trying to wash this all away if not really correct.

As an MD myself, I know that enemas do not completely wash away one’s microbiome. Your colon recovers within 24 hours (often less) of having an enema.

As I was never a regular, my enema play is almost only for "pleasure", being almost 70, I would estimate to have taken around 3500 enemas...but, at the same time, I.m sure I've given at least double that, and I do not do "solos"....

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Very rough guestimates for me:

Quick, clean-out enemas . . . over 1,000.

Long, drawn-out, full bag, on-the-floor enemas . . . over 500.

Very accurate estimates for my wife:

Quick, clean-out enemas . . . 10 to 15.

Long, drawn-out, full bag, on-the-floor enemas . . . 10, during a two-week period a few years ago.

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Hard to say, exactly. I've been doing recreational enemas, in some form or another, since I was about 11 years old. I'm 30 now and I'd say I average about 1 a week, but sometimes I do 2 or even 3 in a week. There's also been times I didn't do an enema for over a month, and enemas were generally much more sporadic when I was younger.

If I had to wager a number, I'd say around 800 total. 99% of them were shower enemas, and most of those were deep, long sessions (between 45 minutes and up to an hour and a half, usually).

I will say my enemas tend to be more like colonics because I let the water flow in and out freely, rather than trying to retain long term. I find this method to be more stimulating.

Since I am now retired, most people would consider me an “old lady”. And since I have had numerous enemas over the years, from as early as I can remember to my current situation where I now enjoy on average several a week, the total has to be in the thousands. And I have to add that 99% of them have been for pleasure, not necessity.

As a young girl, I recognized that I actually liked the small enemas that my mother gave me and quickly learned to give myself enemas just for fun. That puzzled me because my friends and cousins who also got enemas claimed to hate them. My self given enema count varied over the years depending upon my family situation but increased quickly as my kids got older and I had more privacy at home. Now that I am retired, I can do it almost any day that I want. Since I rarely do more than two quarts at a time, and very rarely “enemas until clear, I don’t think they have hurt me, but I sure do enjoy it.

What does enema till clear mean

@Bag_Lady it refers to taking a series of enemas until only water comes back out …so maybe 3 or 4 in a row depends on the person

Looking an everyone’s responses here a put some thought in this…I started enjoying enemas around 18 years old and for a good five years I was taking them almost every night in one way or another! After a while I started slowing down to 2 to 3 times a week and even now I’m a at least once a week! Most of those sessions were 2 enemas per…, some were more and if I wasn’t using soap then once was enough… so from 18 to 49 years old with a 4 per week average I’m gonna say 5800! Without thinking about it in detail it seems like a high number but the math tells the truth…. Incidentally. If those were all three quarts it would be 4350 gallons of water….😊

It’s hard to say. I started in 1972 and I’m still at it in 2025😈😍😜