How many enemas have you had in your life

Absolutely no idea...who counts ?

To quote Carl Sagan, billions and billions... 😁 😁 😁

In the identical thread here someplace I did the math. Two or three sessions a week, each with two or three enemas times thirty or so years (NOT counting from age 8 to 16 or 17). . . .about 300 a year times 30 years . . . about 9000 plus or minus.

Too many to count and a lot more to come. 😄

I don't know exactly how many for my entire life, but I have had exactly 1782 enemas in the last 39 years. Yes, I have a system to keep track and I suppose that makes me a little weird. (I am a perfectionist with an engineering degree and I like to play with numbers) I don't have a count for the 32 years before that, but that number I would guess is only about two hundred. It is interesting to look at the changes in my enema activity over the years. As I get older, I have tended to indulge myself more frequently. The annual number used to be in the 20's or 30's but has increased to 80 some per year.

Well everyday for many years and since i have a flow meter that also records amount and running total i,m around 25,000gallons sorta keeping track of health benefits its seems like i have a super colon i can interact with quite easily my view is its like any muscle you work out it gets stronger it still only holds a little over 2 quarts at . 6 then i can feel the illocecal valve let water into the small intestine. i sometimes let water about another quart fill the lower half (illeum) of the small as its very pleasurable if i continue and fill the upper half it take much longer to empty out my normal fill and empty out good to go time is about 15 min its quite easy to feel most of the colon when full and the cecum push,s up on the skin(an inch or 2) so it shows up like a cucumber just under the skin its very sensitive to the touch and is easy to push and move around its really quite playful and highly pleasurable. i never retain water and use only tap water

I don't know exactly how many I have done throughout my life. I used to keep track of it, but lately, I haven't. I do know that today I have taken 4 enemas and yesterday I took 5. I used to keep my totals by day on a yearly calendar and I would total the month's total at the end of each month. At the end of the year, I would add up the 12 month's numbers and get my total for the year, which usually totaled nearly a 1000 per year.

According to medical records kept by my parents, I received 28 - 1 quart,castille soapywater, 104 degrees F. enemas for a on-going constipation situation from age 9 through age 12.

Who gives a shit. Pun intended .If you are counting you are not having enough fun.

Course

About 4500, never thought so many !!??!!

Over a period of 60 plus years averaging 8 bags a week, = 25000 +/-

Not enough

Enough to know that I need to take a few more just to make sure I'm doing it correctly.

Can't give a good answer up to now, but at the current rate I'll be taking approximately 300 per year, assuming you count each injection rather than each session. Wow - that seems like a lot, but it also seems to be working. Might be able to bring it down some as I get more familiar with how things are working and not working.

I estimate that I had about 6000 enemas in my lifetime, because of doing one almost every night. They are routine, nothing elaborate or special. I simply fill the hanging bag with warm water, plug the nozzle into my butt, release the clamp, and let the water flow until I cannot take anymore. Then I close the clamp, pull the nozzle out, and sit on the toilet to expel while reading my book and listening to music. Afterward I take a shower and am good until the next night. It feels so good to be clean and empty inside.

I just guessing but I am thinking about 1200 enemas over the years from the first enema I can remember as a child of 4 to present day. Some years there were more enemas than others.

Is this possible? People having 6,000, 9,000, or 25,000 enemas in a life time?

I know I have looked at the math some of you have put in your posts, but is that really possible?

If I really took the time and thought about it I could probably come up with a close number give or take 50. I haven't been doing them that many years maybe 8-9 years. My sisters girlfriend could probably give a really close answer. She has only done them for a couple of years. My sister said,"yeah right she will get right on that". She got them all her life and is two years older than me.

Is this possible? People having 6,000, 9,000, or 25,000 enemas in a life time?

I know I have looked at the math some of you have put in your posts, but is that really possible?

YES!

I did the math for my earlier post here:

https://www.zity.biz/index.php?mx=forum;ox=display;msg=729920

Dahiana, how many times have you masturbated in your life? If you did it only once daily since you were say 15 years old and you're now 30 (I don't know how old you are because you don't say in your profile), that's 5475 times. If you're 45, that's almost 11,000 times. So, yes, there are people who have had 10,000 or more enemas if they are older and have been doing it for many years.

@Dahiana

Is this possible? People having 6,000, 9,000, or 25,000 enemas in a life time?

I know I have looked at the math some of you have put in your posts, but is that really possible?

It is positively possible to have those high of numbers - I've been really into enemas seriously for a little over 3 1/2 years and maybe 4 years now. Here a lot of people do enemas in a series - the most common number of enemas in a series is 3. I used to keep a diary - when I first started, of the number of enemas I had and I quit counting after 250.

I do at least one enema series a week - at least. That doesn't account for those times - when I can't get enough of whatever and I have done some five enema series a week in a row, but on average it works out to two enema series. So - six enemas a week times 3 1/2 years and I have had at least 1,092 enemas. And I almost always masturbate - at least once, during an enema series, and I do masturbate at least once a day, and again that is conservatively.

So as @SwitchableSusie said -

If you did it only once daily since you were say 15 years old and you're now 30 (I don't know how old you are because you don't say in your profile), that's 5475 times.

I've masturbated 1,277 times just during those 3 1/2 years. During my lifetime - that would mean that I've masturbated over 25,000 times throughout my life.

It adds up @Dahiana - and seeing the numbers right there in front of you brings it home at how active you are and how much a part of life these 'little pleasures' can be.

I know that I have had more than 500 over the years and probably many more. I wish I had kept track with a counter of logged into Excel but then again my enemas started before the introduction of Excel. lol. Denise

I am 33 years old and began masturbating off and on at age 12. By the time I turned 14 years old I was masturbating once a day for awhile and then two to three times a day between age 15 to around 25 even when I was pregnant with my first child. After he was born, I was lucky to get myself off once a week just because of a new baby and dealing with all of that. After he got to be a year old, I picked up again and was back at once a day, sometimes more. My second child, a daughter, and I was a veteran mom and I kept up the once a day masturbation.

I'm perpetually horny all of the time lately, and I've been masturbating once and sometimes twice a day. Everywhere I read here, I see that enemas and masturbation are almost synonymous with each other. When I do my math on my masturbation, I come up with something like 7,665 times at once a day for 21 years. It does add up.

By the way, what is the purpose of the @ sign in front of someone's name?

How many enemas? Well, probably enough to fill several bathtubs full of warm soapy water, then several more to hold rinses.

Of course, who was counting over ? years.

As I have said, it's quality that matters over quantity.

Some my best quality enemas have been from members of Zity. There is a definite advantage to be given a good enema than just doing it yourself.

Of course many here say "I'd Never allow someone to give me an enema, especially from the same sex"

Well, OK for you. I'm much more open to sharing the grans experience with another person.

What ever turns you on.

Have a fun day.

Probably 600-1000. I had a year or so of 4-8/month, 9 months or so of 2-3 every 3 days, and over the summer I've been hitting things harder with a couple weeks of every day and the rest every other day. Good news is that I'm feeling better, bad news is that it's taking up more time and I haven't interested my wife in joining me as the hosemaster (hey, if there are "dungeon masters" there can be "hosemasters" right?)

It is difficult to say how many. From sometimes as a kid, once or twice a week as a teen, then none at all for several years while in the Army, then occasionally while married with children and a reluctant wife. Now the kids are gone and I am retired so it is often several a week, sometimes several a day. I am sure it totals "thousands", but no way to know for sure.

I have been enjoying enemas from the age of 9 and an close to 65 now that is 56 years of enemas if I took an enema once a day that would be over 20400 but my average could be higher because I do 2 or 3 rinses after to soap suds enema so yes over 25000 is a real number for taking enemas.

Bill

I first posted on this about 4 years ago. I've been hanging around here for about 10 years. I've been self-administering for 57 years and got my share from mom, grandma, nurses, hydrotherapists, and others who enjoy that simple procedure, both giving and taking.

It's likely an astronomical number. I don't believe I'm any worse off and certainly could be better off in so many ways. May those good old fashioned enemas never become extinct!

How many Enemas have I had in my life? I've had more Enemas than there are stars in the sky!

Ready for the next session.

Dan

Having got off to a late start (I was in my early 40s before I discovered the pleasures of the bag and nozzle) I'm a rookie relative to some here. However, using some approximate maths I'm in the 2,500-3,000 range currently. I hope to add 3 to that tomorrow or Friday ?

Definitely more than 10, and probably less than a million. Is that close enough?

Probably 10 & come to think of it that was not nearly enough... ?