How many enemas have you had in your life

Not enough, but oh soooo many

I did the math on this sometime back. I do enemas both for pleasure and for hygiene. In the latter case, I do three a day, first thing in the morning, when I first get home from work, and last thing at night. I started that in college, and I'm going on 40 now, so call it twenty years, times 365 days a year, that's 7300. Then add my pleasure sessions. They are more variable, but let's say they average five enemas a session, two sessions a week, that's ten a week times 52 weeks a year, times twenty years. That comes out to 10,400. Rough total of 17,700, probably conservative.

If you visualize those big tanker semis that bring gasoline to the service station tanks, they are about ten thousand gallons each, so I've run almost two of those truckfuls through me.

Hugs,

Diane

It has ben rare for me to have more than one enema session a week. That meant at least two enema per session at a minimum. There were times when I was younder when I gave myself more than one session a week. Now it is seldom one session a week but more like a session every two oir three weeks. I usually do it on Friday or Saturday because I know I am not going to want to do much the following day.

I am happy to report that I haven't had enough.

Over 20 years ago a Dr. instructed me to take a coffee enema daily. Doing the math, that's 7300+ and counting. Agreeing with bob2 - that's still not enough.

klyster3

Hmmmm for 55 years...sometimes twice a month Id say around 1500. Im only sad that almost all of them have been solo

I was about 23 or so when I found an enema bag at my grandmother's house. it was a plastic one with a ziplock opening at the top; I hung it up in the shower and filled it while I was showering. Using a bag, it was a wild way to get an erection and keep pressure on the prostate while I masturbated.

That was 22 years ago. I was a plumber in an earlier life, and eventually got tired of the bag, so now I have a permanent full-pressure system.

now, I know what I'm about to say, some people are going to scream and claim I'm nuts.

I live alone, no risk of anyone who doesn't already know walking in.

I created my own hose to attach to replace the exiting shower head. In the wall where all the piping is, I have access to it through a closet. I took the elbow off that normally goes to the shower head and replaced it with a T. About a foot above that I put an elbow into the shower. So there's one elbow that has the angled arm for the normal shower at about 6' 6" height, then at about 8'6 is another straight nipple coming through the wall with a 3/8 shutoff valve like you would see under the sink. The 3/8" hose fits on the end of that with a compression fitting, like the kind used for refrigerator ice-maker water supply.

That hose is about 10 feet long. About 2 feet from the loose end, I put a 3/8 ball valve, so there is about 18 inches of hose past. I sanded the "nozzle" end of the hose to make it smooth for insertion. The ball valve has a handle that's about 1 1/2 inches long, so I can modulate the water pressure while recumbent or squatting.

So for all the people screaming that normal household pressure is 50 PSI and can easily cause a ruptured colon, you're right. But with the ball valve there, the pressure is as little or as much as you want it to be. I noticed over time that I could (did) increase the water pressure as my abdominal wall muscles got stronger. I'm pretty sure now that the pressure I use is far greater than what caused discomfort when I started.

Yes, there is always a risk of using too much pressure. So far (14 years of this system) I have not had any problems. I guess it's just paying attention.

When the sphincter is relaxed, using full pressure doesn't cause a problem because what goes in goes right back out, it never gets any deeper than the rectum, and so "it's a wash". That's more of a douche concept.

I created a "portable" system, where i can just screw the existing shower head off and put my Y-connection in place with it's own shower head on one branch and the nozzle on the other branch. Bring some soft-jaw channel-lock pliers just in case the existing shower head was muscled on.

I did get into trouble the first year I did this by getting too frequent; I wiped out my potassium and that was an eye-opener. My legs and major muscle groups felt like they'd been beaten with hammers. I'm on a diet of basically fruits and salads now and haven't had that problem in ten years or more.

I feel great, I've lost about 60 pounds since the time I started, and I haven't had abdominal cramps (except when away from this system) since 1998.

Not as many as i would have like to had, but i would say maybe 400 plus or minus, got them as a child and i am 57

Haven't the faintest notion.

Not many.

Think I lost count before age 10 --Never did bother to count ,just enjoyed the experience --- Come to think of it I STILL DO !! .Hey azdiane that was a great summation with the Tanker Trucks--Can totally relate, as I guess I may have emptied a few large inground pools !! .Still hangin in there fit as ever--Water has so many uses ??

I've been doing them more frequent for the past ten years, and at least 2 times a week. Usually a session involves three or more enemas...

So let's say at least 3.000 of them, and probably close to 4.000 if you add up the years before.

And the volume? Roughly 12.000 liters (or quarts) in total. Enough for sure to fill our metal frame swimming pool in the back yard! 😃

(but I guess you wouldn't want to do that!! hehe...)

Started self administering about 1960. Probably about 2500 or so. Most were very pleasurable!

Vapor

In 30 years ... about one thousand ... more or less

Over the last 14 years, in the hundreds. Will be enjoying a few more today. 😄

About 2,200 using back of envelope calculations and recent records. I figured one enema a month for the early years, then about one a week or so until the turn of the century.

Never was much for multiple enemas in one session and only received one enema per session as a child.

I will add that the best enema was the last enema.

1950, to the mid 60's Actor Peter Lawford would host enema parties with other well known celebs. When I was younger in the hippie era I met this retired technical writer at a love in in Griffith Park who surely got my undivided attention with his stories. He said he had attended numerous enema parties even with t.v. and cinema personalities. He said enemas was vogue. Everyone displayed their hanging red bags in their showers. He said he actually met Marilyn Monroe at one of these secret parties. He went on to say Tab Hunter, Rock Hudson were known to attend. Whether it's true, I was captivated. He said these enema parties were more sexual then health purposes. Amazing!

Since I started recording the volume 15 years ago, I have taken 2400+ times for 800+ sessions. More than 4 qts each. And have more unmeasured sessions.

You are all out of my league. My guess is not more than 5-6 a year for 50 years so that is 300 enemas at the most. Even at that many of mine were less than a full bag, so only a 100 gallons of enema. On the other hand you should check my blog because I figured that my wife has done 2 enemas a month for a very long time and has had much more soapy water circulate through her insides.

I would dare to guess after 35 years. Many many is all I can say.

It has to be thousands in my 64 years. Hard to say how many thousands but thousands for sure. And I loved every one of them. 😁

I was probably given over 4,000 enemas in my childhood years if you figure I had one almost every day from age 4 to age 16 give or take a few. I took about a 10 year hiatus from the enemas but then started taking them at least twice a month but many more some other times. The last time we had sex I took 13 enemas in a 4 day period to completely clean out my colon and rectum. I'm in my early 30's now and eagerly await many more years of fill ups!

None!

To Rockdoc,

No disrespect meant, but if you have never had an enema, why are you here? Curiosity? May we convince you to try it?

Hundreds of enemas over the last 40 years. And I enjoyed every one of them

Hundreds? I didn't count.

Perhaps there's a bit of a generation gap. Those of us who experienced the 40's, 50's and 60's, and those of us who came along a bit later. I suspect most of us from the older generation, experienced enemas at home or in relation to a medical procedure. The later generation missed out on one of the simplest remedies, that triggers some amazing sensations and emotions, for many of us. While we have some common interest in various aspects of Medfet, those enemas have always had a significant psychological impact.

Cheryl77177 may just happen to be on one side of the line or the other. I'm sure that line is not clear depending on many factors. In any case, it's great that we have the privilege of hearing the perspectives of each of them. I'm sure that other wannabe doctors like me, secretly hope for the opportunity at some point, to be a positive influence in expanding the medfet horizons of those who have yet to experience some of those same feelings and sensations from one of the oldest and simplest of medical procedures.

After all, was it not some curiosities that drew many of us to this site? By the way, I quit counting a long, long time ago. It's funny, those that I have today, feel every bit as good as those that I had when much younger.

My mother put a Doctor's note in my Baby Book that shows I was getting enemas by age 3. Only a few a year up to age 14. I needed more but did not want to ask. At 14 I gave myself enemas and did so until getting married at 28. My wife was a supporter of enemas for health and recreation. She past away two years ago. No idea of the number but I still using them so it will be higher.

I have been into Enemas-or Enemas into me? since the earliest memory of filching mom's Davol "starlet" #67 douche bag to find out what it was all about...

Doing that first recalled self-given enema became an INDELIBLE saturation of memories. An addiction formed more deeply "emotional" then merely physical that day. A few years later- I'd had it incalculably multiplied by the admittedly "should have sussed it out earlier" Epiphanies .. that ENEMAS granted me a state where I was for a time... "NOT HURTING" emotionally or Physically!

It bears REPEATING lest others avoidably suffer what I had.. If a person is given oral stimulant laxatives with a severely impacted bowel it's inescapably GOING TO hurt like impending death when irresistible force of that laxative tries to move boulders through a keyhole. Grim AVOIDABLE Anal DAMAGES are thus taken from avoidable to unavoidable damages. So- there's medical "reasons" for enemas quite kink unrelated!

Our kinks often entangle with our medicals as life's compensation for how it all works out in the end, forgive the pun. So it er..goes.. with Enemas.

And honestly, from all that? - It defies any ability TO COUNT "How Many Enemas" I've had/been given. Giggles- just like we cannot defy what the Enema does to us and does to us so well. Some reflection on my relationship with Enemas recently made it all sorta fall into a happy warm place where acceptance of my love for ENEMAS is simply part of ME. And mayhaps that's as it NEEDS to be for me and apparently many of us here? Yeah- guess we're either into this or not:>

And whilst some of us indeed DO have an accurate numeration for how many Enemas-It's been?? Others of us either have had Zero or lost count as the two extremes that we all should mutually respect, Eh?

Enemas are one of those things that simply defies all explication- as to how deep the divide is between Enema lovers or loathers.

Two weekly from about 6 to 13 one soapy one rinse, currently do two weekly sometimes more, never kept a count on them though.